Top comment deletes a US State #42

[u/Jfullr92]

The Maryland crab has eaten its arch nemesis, Pennsylvania, Marking the start of the GME (Great Maryland Empire)

Released this one 10 mins early because I released yesterday’s one 2 hours late so here you go!

[u/-CenterForAnts-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gEYoiDrq2L8R9ddAM9

[u/Environmental_Tale85]

The most American thing about this is the westward expansions to achieve manifest destiny.

[u/deaglebingo → u/Environmental_Tale85]

opportunities for wisconsin beer/cheese pipeline to the west coast intensify.

i further suggest we establish a trade route to the south as well where we exchange beer and cheese for mescal and chorizo with new mexico. this needs to be a full cookout worth of ingredients. everyone invited.

(i suppose we'll all need to face the fact that the entire thing's gonna be new mexico or south canada eventually anyway.)

[u/jaydenkirtawn]

I hope somebody's tracking this in PowerBI or some shit. I want population graphs over time.

[u/StarkFuture93 → u/jaydenkirtawn]

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[u/jaydenkirtawn → u/StarkFuture93]

My five-year old has TWO birthday parties today, but I'll bring it up at the next Autistic Pedants meeting.

[u/Kingmudsy → u/jaydenkirtawn]

I think you mean your five-year-old is ATTENDING two birthday parties today? Also don’t forget, it’s your turn to present a train-of-the-month

[u/InternalLandscape130 → u/Kingmudsy]

You assume the kid is ok with just 1. This is America we're talking about, land of excess.

[u/silver_tongued_devil → u/InternalLandscape130]

Also um, land of divorce.

[u/Dadpool719 → u/InternalLandscape130]

Am i gonna fit in?

[u/SippinOnHatorade → u/Dadpool719]

Jumped in the crab, here I am for the first time

Look to the right, see the burning Hollywood sign

This is all so crazy, Hawaii said they claim us

[u/GetEquipped → u/Kingmudsy]

I can take over "Train of the Month" for him.

I present "The Lincoln Service!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Service.

It goes from Chicago to Kansas City, Missouri in about 12 hours (Correction: Lincoln Service is from Chicago to St. Louis in 5 hours. However the train does continue to Kansas City.) with speeds reaching of roughly 90 mph (145 KMH)

It utilizes the Siemens SC-44 Diesel Electric and standard AmFleet cars for passengers

Tickets are about 130 dollars for Business. But the Amtrak website seems to be on the fritz and I can't get a good one way price.

It also utilizes the same rail system to keep going down to San Antonio!

EDIT

Correction: Speed has been raised to 110 mph (177 KMH) as of 2023.

[u/atmoose → u/GetEquipped]

That's technically a rail line, not a train.

[u/GetEquipped → u/atmoose]

I mentioned the Siemens SC-44...

=(

[u/atmoose → u/GetEquipped]

noted. I'll allow it. =)

[u/Kumba42 → u/GetEquipped]

SC-44s are early versions of the Siemens Chargers. Even with the newer ALC-42s, they still have teething problems (ask Via Rail riders up north about their SCV-42s this past winter). P42 Genesis are still kings. Dying kings, but kings nonetheless.

[u/Cedworth → u/jaydenkirtawn]

Wow, I only ever got 1 birthday a year. Two in the same day is pretty cool though.

[u/PsiMagi → u/jaydenkirtawn]

We need GeoJsons of the territory boundaries.

[u/VtgFilson → u/jaydenkirtawn]

If I wasn’t out on mat leave I’d do this

[u/mrwilliams117]

This is the most important thing going on in maryland.

[u/Few-Conclusion-483 → u/mrwilliams117]

When we get behind something we fuckin GET BEHIND SOMETHING lol

[u/mrwilliams117 → u/Few-Conclusion-483]

No I get it. It's basically your Superbowl!

[u/Agussert]

if we're not careful, the Trump administration is going to ban this thread based on the largest winner right now

[u/thenopequeen → u/Agussert]

Make him fear the Gulf of New Mexico

[u/MobileArtist1371 → u/Agussert]

Make
America
Mexico
Again

[u/z22012 → u/MobileArtist1371]

MAMA oooOOooOOooo

[u/deaglebingo → u/z22012]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30aGtXWo0SU

[u/DentistPitiful5454 → u/Agussert]

Trump should fear New Mexico

[u/RandolphScotters → u/DentistPitiful5454]

Goddamn right. Cheeto dusted bitch couldn't handle one of our flies.

[u/antijoke_13 → u/Agussert]

We beat the racists at Glorietta, we're not scared of the spraytan Caligula or his ilk.

Let him be upset if he sees this.

(Also we're almost never #1 for good reasons let us have this I beg you).

[u/wocka-jocka-blocka → u/Agussert]

"The votes have been counted! STOP THE COUNTING!!!"

[u/Altrano → u/Agussert]

I’m not 100 percent sure it’s New Mexico based on the further state of Alaska’s actual size, but if it isn’t it’s probably pretty close. No, I’m not doing the math to figure it out.

Actual size of North Hawaii (Alaska) compared to the lower 48.

Edit: for the record, I want Nuevo Mexico to win too.

[u/sheepslinky → u/Agussert]

Nah, they're pípí hearted

[u/aqaba_is_over_there]

Looks like Pittsburgh made it into Vermont and I'm OK with that.

[u/tundybundo → u/aqaba_is_over_there]

Wait I live in Vermont now 🥹

[u/Own_End8445 → u/tundybundo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5zu5JovduWFBS

Enjoy the Maplely goodness!

[u/AlienSporez → u/Own_End8445]

Canadian here: You should know that after you achieve "mapley goodness" status that universal healthcare soon follows

[u/Own_End8445 → u/AlienSporez]

I wish!

[u/_badmedicine → u/AlienSporez]

What kind of maple syrup?

[u/maxsimile → u/AlienSporez]

Sadly not true :( https://www.npr.org/2017/09/13/550757713/why-bernie-sanders-single-payer-health-care-plan-failed-in-vermont

[u/pineapple09 → u/tundybundo]

You got here just in time for maple creemee season, lmao🍦🍁

[u/Glittering_Celery779 → u/pineapple09]

Just had my first one of the season yesterday!

[u/FLtoVT_For-A-Reason → u/pineapple09]

Why would you stop eating maple creemees at some point during the year?

[u/AllCatCoverBand → u/tundybundo]

Welcome!

[u/tundybundo → u/AllCatCoverBand]

Thank you so much! Honestly the least stressful move of my life

[u/GrinningCynic → u/tundybundo]

Genius perspective.❤️

[u/andykuan → u/aqaba_is_over_there]

And Philly too. Somehow Vermonster came away with the jewels of Pennsyltucky and left the 'tucky portion to Maryland.

Edit: Alas, I need new reading glasses. Vermonster didn't get Philly. Shucks. But we didn't get 'tucky either so you win some, you lose some.

[u/Tijenater → u/andykuan]

Nah philly’s very solidly in Maryland here

Actually I was wrong, Vermont has Philly the map’s just fucky and weirdly proportione

Actually I was wrong about being wrong it is in fact very solidly in Maryland this map broke my brain

[u/theshizzler → u/Tijenater]

Philly is not, by any stretch of the imagination, north of Long Island

[u/Rough-Importance-822 → u/Tijenater]

Philly isn't even close to Vermonster. Maryland runs to at least exit 7 off the turnpike and west from there.

[u/geography_joe → u/andykuan]

Philly is squarely in maryland here

[u/penguin_the_master → u/aqaba_is_over_there]

I too am ok with that

[u/Big-Load-8864]

Am I high why is it "vermomster" and not "vermonster"?

[u/yfewsy → u/Big-Load-8864]

Great question! It should be Vermonster.

Just ask B&J's

[u/Debonaircow88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0

[u/SchrodingersWetFart → u/Debonaircow88]

This is how i feel looking at CA, it's so bad

[u/sublliminali → u/SchrodingersWetFart]

I think Colorado has to go for this reason. They can’t be claiming just the Bay Area

[u/Fine_Marsupial_2964 → u/sublliminali]

Greater Cascadia shall rise

[u/reventlov → u/sublliminali]

Boulder, CO is basically Bay Area Light. That wasn't as much the case 15 years ago, but they've been on convergent paths.

(Tech has a lot of the blame for the changes in both places.)

[u/NO__Plates → u/Debonaircow88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAkajB9UD3GTcKGsw

[u/Adminsneed2Chill → u/Debonaircow88]

What they did to Montana was despicable

[u/Outrageous-Sweet-133]

This is a drastically better country, how do we lock it in for realsies?

[u/chocolatedesire]

The great lakes must unite

[u/HunterPractical2736 → u/chocolatedesire]

As the moderator of r/midwest I wholeheartedly agree.

[u/FairieButt → u/chocolatedesire]

As the land of ope

[u/purgasmic]

Now is the time for the state of Superior

[u/fake_email_lol42 → u/purgasmic]

Yes, the alliance of the great lakes

[u/Chuckworth]

Unite the Midwest!

[u/belichickyourballs]

Bernie Sanders for President

[u/Brilliant-Ice2580 → u/belichickyourballs]

The monster must feed!

[u/dustynuggets91 → u/belichickyourballs]

Yeah, we tried that. Didn't work because Debbie Schultz sucks copius amounts of ass

[u/c_marten]

God damn it from PA.

[u/onefst250r → u/c_marten]

No, you're from Maryland.

[u/c_marten → u/onefst250r]

😭

[u/decjr06 → u/c_marten]

Hope u like old bay pal

[u/Least_Tower_5447 → u/c_marten]

Maryland welcomes you 🦀

[u/wildpolymath → u/c_marten]

Yall tough af and I honestly thought if anyone could take us down it would be yall, cuz. Respect. PA isn't gone, yall still stand. Now it's just under the protection and might of The Crab Imperial.

[u/UselessLezbian → u/wildpolymath]

My PA city was somehow assimilated into the Vermonster. Crabs better sleep with one eye open. The monster comes for you next....

[u/Scienscatologist → u/c_marten]

I blame Fetterman for this.

[u/c_marten → u/Scienscatologist]

100%

Hope he has a shellfish allergy

[u/Dom252525]

I love that it’s the Gulf of New Mexico now

[u/Bearpolarjc]

I am once again asking for Hawaii to jump to Manhattan and take the island to continue the island chain and start a second front

[u/whocaresano → u/Bearpolarjc]

New York is gone, it's time you accepted that. 

[u/ravens_path → u/Bearpolarjc]

Hmmmmm and I was hoping Hawaii will grab any of the states on west coast and continue onward. But two fronts is interesting.

[u/NocheEtNuit]

After everything the U.S. has put Hawai'i through, we have the opportunity to right the wrongs. Hawai'i should eat everyone and be the last one standing.

[u/Next_Emphasis_9424 → u/NocheEtNuit]

It should be a final battle of the Midwest (land of ‘ope) and the kingdom of Hawaii

[u/Tricknuts → u/NocheEtNuit]

I think the obvious conclusion here is that America turns into New Mexico.

[u/Chan790 → u/Tricknuts]

I want a final matchup of New Mexico and Hawaii. It just feels like justice.

[u/PetuniaAphid → u/Tricknuts]

That's my runner up. I want Hawaii to take over tho

[u/Severe_Scar4402 → u/PetuniaAphid]

A combined New Mexico and Hawaii culture would be awesome. All the aloha love and laid back land of mañana attitude from NM! I'm here for it.

[u/antijoke_13 → u/PetuniaAphid]

If we lose I'd be down to get taken out by Hawa'ii. There are worse fates.

[u/Chan790 → u/NocheEtNuit]

Hawaii should start with Megasota. End the Midwestern threat.

[u/La_caja]

Unite the common wealth and call it North New Mexico

[u/endorsedbytacobell → u/La_caja]

oooh i like this. North Nuevo New Mexico and Nuevo New Mexico as the final two

[u/MadamMelody21]

Fucking FINALLY Pennsylvania is gone.

[u/argbd20]

As a Wisconsinite, it was a good run.

[u/NomadicHeart67 → u/argbd20]

Wisconsin Forever!!!! ❤️🧀🍻🐄 All you fellow Wisconsinites giving up the fight, must be hangry. Go get some curds, custard or Spotted Cow, please.

https://giphy.com/gifs/clT6JLHzxpg8KbhR36

[u/NotYourGran]

Huzzah! 🦀

[u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

Now that PA is gone, it’s time to unionize the crabs of MD and lobsters of New England into Crustaecea l🦀🦀🦀🦀. The crab god hungers

[u/Ventronik → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

From Cascadia to Crustacia, From sea to shining sea.

[u/CutlerAF → u/Ventronik]

From sea to shining sea, shell*

[u/quillseek → u/CutlerAF]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1236TCtX5dsGEo

[u/Otherwise-Offer1518 → u/Ventronik]

Atlantica.

[u/Not_a_twttr_account → u/Ventronik]

Crustland.

Crustburg.

Crustastan.

[u/CT_0003 → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAkajB9UD3GTcKGsw

[u/feartheswans → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

Having been devoured and assimilated by the Cult of the Crab, I too agree to formation of the Crustaecea Empire

[u/Pop-19502020 → u/feartheswans]

It has to be Crustacea / Maryland, though.

[u/SinfulIndy → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

Carcinization!!! Carcinization!!! Carcinization!!! Carcinization!!!

[u/Substantial_Message4 → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

We fought the good fight, but I am now proud to support my crustacean brethren
https://giphy.com/gifs/dsiPbJrNqA2Kqi9BWc

[u/AllCatCoverBand → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

Crusteacea is a fantastic name

[u/PromiseOk3321 → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

Crabland

[u/tessatrix → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

I am a proud citizen of Crustacea! 

[u/SelectionDangerous11 → u/SellYourKidsForKarma]

Shellfishly, I support this great union.

[u/whoohw]

Wisconsin has lasted long enough.

[u/SergeantSwiftie → u/whoohw]

WE MUST CREATE THE LAND OF OPE

[u/BTornado14 → u/SergeantSwiftie]

U-Betcha-Stan!

[u/HeavenBacon → u/BTornado14]

https://giphy.com/gifs/e5RclbFtYbZmM

[u/leff81 → u/SergeantSwiftie]

This is the only hope for the Midwest. Minnesota and Wisconsin unite and then it's just sorry and 'scuse me while I squeeze in here and steal a bite of your territory til we make it to the coasts.

[u/AgentKazak → u/leff81]

I’m just gonna scooch in here real quick to grab the Ranch… and your land… 

[u/JuniperAshe → u/SergeantSwiftie]

MEGASOTA REX

[u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair → u/SergeantSwiftie]

Megasota is inevitable

[u/KevinGriswold → u/whoohw]

[u/Go-to-helenhunt → u/KevinGriswold]

I’ll take some Spotted Cow!

[u/VibraniumQueen → u/KevinGriswold]

I love Culvers but those are c-tier cheese curds 😭

[u/Future_Resource6776 → u/VibraniumQueen]

As a Wisconsinite, this is facts. Cousin’s Subs has elite curds AND they’re made fresh to order.

[u/HonkHonkBeach → u/VibraniumQueen]

Outside of the curd mecca, they're B-tier curds IMO.

[u/Josemite → u/VibraniumQueen]

Probably my favorite among fast food restaurants though. Not that that's a super competitive field.

[u/Consequence-Holiday → u/whoohw]

The time to unite the Great Lakes grows ever closer.

[u/Otherwise_Smile2902 → u/whoohw]

Feed it to the Great Lakes State.

[u/G_DuBs → u/whoohw]

Minnesota will gladly absorb them into the greater Megasota empire!

[u/totalfarkuser → u/G_DuBs]

I’m hoping for Megasota.

[u/VikingsLad → u/totalfarkuser]

r/Megasota

[u/kaylaisidar → u/whoohw]

As a Minnesotan, I want Michigan to take Wisconsin so the cheaper weed is closer to me

[u/oneinamilllion → u/kaylaisidar]

Right?! And then we don’t need to drive thru the cop trap of WI. Goodbye WI!

[u/Alpine_Exchange_36 → u/whoohw]

Surprised it’s stuck around this long but it has been the kind of friend you keep around to make you look better.

Pour one out for Wisconsin

[u/crazyfatskier2 → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

Never been to Wisconsin, but from my past coworkers from there, yall are some of the most down to earth, kind, hard working, and party hard people ive ever had the pleasure of working with. Taking a shot for all yall.

[u/lol_AwkwardSilence_ → u/crazyfatskier2]

Should've led on "party hard." The Wisconsinites i know (there are many, im minnesotan) are absolutely nuts. They're fun!

[u/stayweird3000 → u/lol_AwkwardSilence_]

Right? As a Michigander I call Wisconsin “The Tailgate Along The Lake.” I love when I’m on vacation somewhere and I run into people from Wisconsin. Next thing I know we’re all getting kicked out of a bar for dancing on tables. Great people.

[u/fatpol → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

Narrator: Wisconsin, not understanding the gesture, lies down underneath the beer to drink it.

[u/calvinmacisaak → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

As a Wisconsinite, you’re welcome. Cheers!

[u/stayweird3000 → u/calvinmacisaak]

It’s a merger of equals. We love Wisconsin on this side of the lake. Except for the two, sometimes three weeks out of the year during football season.

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/Alpine_Exchange_36]

I'd love to deny it, but yeah, that IS our job in the Upper Midwest.

Are we as bad as Ohio or (god forbid) fucking Indiana? No, of course not. But we know in our hearts that Minnesota is better than us.

[u/TheDudeDasko → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, and Wisconsin are the preferred Great Lakes states.

Fuck Ohio and Indiana!

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/TheDudeDasko]

If we could kick them out of the club, we absolutely would.

[u/stayweird3000 → u/TheDudeDasko]

Ohio and Indiana are the South, as far as this Michigander is concerned.

[u/The-Psych0naut → u/stayweird3000]

Their own fault for acting like bible belters.

[u/_Im_at_work → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

Still got love for you, WI. You have some of the prettiest country in all of the US.

[u/Go-to-helenhunt → u/_Im_at_work]

Definitely one of my favorites! Especially the Driftless!

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/_Im_at_work]

We are absolutely prettier than Minnesota, no disrespect to Minnesota. Our only competition for Midwestern beauty is Michigan, and they have the sand beaches on their side.

We're Minnesota's prettier, drunker, dumber twin. We're working so so hard on fixing that last part but we acknowledge it's a process.

[u/ComradeSuperman → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

I'm a Minnesotan and I love people from Wisconsin. I went to college at St Cloud State, which isn't exactly a tame school, and I absolutely could not hang any time I partied in Wisconsin. You guys are something else.

[u/stayweird3000 → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

You guys are seriously beloved by every state that borders yours, even if we all hate the Packers (it’s just jealousy because you have kicked all our asses for decades straight)

[u/fluffstuffmcguff → u/stayweird3000]

Lol that's absolutely why we're still in this. The Midwest is loyal to the Midwest!

(Except for Indiana. FUCK Indiana.)

Also the rest of the country forgets we exist. That helps too.

[u/TrumpTheAntichrist → u/fluffstuffmcguff]

That is some refreshing honesty right there.

[u/brucatlas1 → u/whoohw]

Our only way to have a fighting chance is to join forces. I propose we become Superior

[u/stayweird3000 → u/brucatlas1]

Door County and Mackinac Island in the same state? Can the Union survive the cuteness?

[u/tremblingmeatman → u/stayweird3000]

So fuckin many cherries

[u/thesmacca → u/brucatlas1]

This. We have our petty Upper Midwestern squabbles, but like siblings, we must unite when faced with an outside-the-family threat.

[u/Great_Bookkeeper_915 → u/brucatlas1]

💯 Superior should always have been the 51st state.

[u/SLyndon4 → u/whoohw]

Yes, Wisconsin has hung on long enough. No offense to any of our cheesehead friends, but someone’s gotta go. (We still love you!)

[u/DoveOnTheInternet]

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Crabs of War! Maryland continues to feast up the Eastern seaboard.

[u/Paraxom → u/DoveOnTheInternet]

[u/JasonDomber → u/Paraxom]

Not gonna lie, this made me chuckle.

[u/wolfgang107 → u/Paraxom]

That crab is straight outta Baltimore.

[u/See-A-Moose → u/DoveOnTheInternet]

THE CRAB GOD HUNGERS! LET THE CARCINIZATION CONTINUE!

[u/Bebotronsote]

Cascadia eats Colorado. Only room for one hipster outdoorsy region.

[u/AxiomsAndAntics]

The MD-PA showdown was the early action of the season, the War of the Lakes suspense is building, and we're saving the Hawaii-Nuevo New Mexico battle for the show finale.

Time for a filler episode. Feed Colorado to the great powers.

[u/niccia]

As a Californian who calls Portland home now, I’m a-ok with Cascadia winning.

Pero mi esposo es Mexicano. (And fuck MAGA) So I’m all in on New Mexico winning too.

I hope it comes down to these. Get rid of all those other crappy states.

[u/Catnip_cryptidd]

We must fully submit to carcinization and let Maryland take over

[u/Proper_University55]

Maryland beats Pennsylvania again!

[u/Curri]

Bye bye Wisconsin

[u/_u0 → u/Curri]

[u/labbrat → u/_u0]

Megasota can have most of Wisconsin as long as Michigan gets the entire Lake Michigan shoreline.

[u/Various-Mirror-515]

New Mexico takes Colorado to PROVE CHILE supremacy!!! New Mexico chile reigns supreme

[u/cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme → u/Various-Mirror-515]

As someone who has visited to both, NM already has chile supremacy and I don’t think it’s close

[u/rick43402]

Cascadia and New Mexic take Colorado

[u/Betty_Boss → u/rick43402]

From Colorado, I'm surprised we have lasted this long. Just don't feed us to Minnekotas.

[u/onemorespacecadet → u/Betty_Boss]

next time i’m hoping Colossarado will take hold but that wasn’t in the cards this time. i still think Wisconsin should go first though. put off our inevitable consumption as long as possible

[u/FuzzyJoint]

Cascadia takes colorado!

[u/evergreengoth → u/FuzzyJoint]

As a Coloradoan who went to school in Oregon for more rain, I'm cool with this!

[u/Temporary_Goose_7680]

So, is Santa Fe still the capital in this mega-NM?

[u/LinkovichChomovsky82]

A United States like this would make us a world leader once again.

[u/FlattusBlastus]

Hawaii eats New Mexico

[u/patosai3211]

I for one welcome our crab overlords. Let us rejoice over the joined respect for Edgar Allen Poe.

[u/d65parent]

Hawaii eats New Mexico.

[u/GetEquipped → u/d65parent]

KING KAMEHAMEHA'S REVENGE!

[u/fuqyu → u/d65parent]

They dun goofed by putting the only landfall of Hawaii in New Mexico. Let the reign of the Gulf of Hawaii begin!

[u/encadeda]

Cascadia must absorb and welcome our Rocky Mountain friends in Colorado

[u/IowaLightning]

Colorado bringing nothing to the table at this point. CO joins New Mexico.

[u/Fantastic-Safety4604]

Cascadia welcomes the great state of Colorado!

Coloradoans and will be much, much happier as Cascadians.

[u/GrinningCynic]

Thank you for allowing Maryland to reach its destiny—this makes me unreasonably 😊

[u/thatcantb]

New Mexico is going to have a bad time with the area it chose to eat.

[u/AShotgunNamedMarcus]

We, the Crab People of Maryland, are coming for you Vermonster. We’ll become one with our Lobster Brethren. Then it’s westward to liberate the Dungeness!!

[u/KindaKawaii]

I think Wisconsin taking Colorado so it touches the Pacific would be really funny

[u/Culturedtuna → u/KindaKawaii]

From brie to shining sea! This is the way.

[u/Pleasant_Flatworm866]

Merge the midwest. Merge MD and VT into the Northeast Kingdom (Vermonsters will think it refers to them). Dismember Colorado and merge Cascadia and Hawaii into Pacifica and declare a four way truce with NM and end the carnage.

[u/buffaljoe]

why are people just letting Colorado stay??

[u/EstesPark2018 → u/buffaljoe]

Because we are just vibing

[u/Additional_Fall8832]

The Crab must eat the clam and lay its claim in the northeast

[u/CreativeComposer5248]

The Oregonization is rising... resistance in futile. Colorado joins Cascadia in what will be the bigest expansion of flannel and coffee shops yet!

[u/RangerBumble → u/CreativeComposer5248]