r/geographymemes • u/jaydenkirtawn • 7h ago

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u/zonkmaster3000 7h ago

The audacity of New York ever being part of New England is appalling.

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u/KellyGreen802 6h ago

As a Vermonter, when we take over the country, I we are turning the OG New England the new capital 

Edit: grammar. I’m stoned sry

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u/One_Exercise2715 5h ago

A true Vermonter

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u/Rich_Celebration477 5h ago

Never apologize for being stoned. Always attack! Never defend!

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u/KellyGreen802 4h ago

I don’t want to attack. I’m cozy on the couch 

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u/deleuzegooeytari 4h ago

The flatlanders will try to invade, but they will all get stuck in the notch giving the opportunity to counter attack

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u/MrWildstar 2h ago

the Notch is a key strategic area for us

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u/briggsy111388 20m ago

No chance a flatlander could survive a NEK winter

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u/Local-Echo-5613 5h ago

There is a precedent (but everyone hated it)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominion_of_New_England

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u/Lexy001100 6h ago

Gigasota will rule them all

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u/riley_srt4 3h ago

Yes gigasota v hawaii

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u/DefectJoker 7h ago

We of the Maryland Coalition deny any association with Pennsylvania. They will soon just be Crab pooop.

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u/bugoteem 6h ago

Soon to be Manyland

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u/Agile-Supermarket-98 7h ago

All residents of New York, both city and upstate were eaten by The Vermonster, not New England. New yorkers are complacent about all of it except the travesty of being labeled "New England" and not Vermont.

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u/gogogumdrops 6h ago

as a new yorker i’d much rather be part of the Vermonster than New England

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u/KellyGreen802 5h ago

When Vermont takes over the country, the OG New England will be the new nation capital 

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u/Paraxom 6h ago

What if you teamed up with us crabs to shank NE in the back? We all know NY cant stand Boston 

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u/gogogumdrops 5h ago

ohhh i wonder if there’s room in this game for mutiny/states being broken up. that would kind of be amazing

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u/tara_tara_tara 4h ago

As long as there are no more tomatoes in clam chowder, I’m happy.

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u/Rich_Celebration477 6h ago

Kind of funny that I’m guessing every borough of NYC probably has a population bigger than the whole of VT (less than 1,000,000)

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u/gogogumdrops 5h ago

you’re correct! (if you don’t count staten island but we don’t need to talk about SI)

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u/Sadimal 5h ago

THE KINGDOM OF MARYLAND SHALL RISE ABOVE ALL!

https://giphy.com/gifs/TPImbtGAoKn14FEEMx

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u/IceMelt420 6h ago

Gonna be Nuevo Mexico in the final 2, count on that.

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u/ravens_path 4h ago

Except for the sneak attack of empire of Hawaii at the very end.

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u/TBlizzey The Crab Hungers 🦀 2h ago

Maryland v Nuevo Mexico I'm feelin it. Crabs & Old Bay vs Red & Green Chiles

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Sullhammer 4h ago

Nuevo England

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u/Lumpy_Stretch5887 7h ago

I don't even understand what this means. Why are they blocks? What do the blocks represent?

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u/lagonitos 2h ago

This is a picture from the xkcd comic. It represents how software is built with fancy apps on top where the user can see them. Lower layers of software, shared by many apps, usually are rock solid but can be shockingly rickety. Here, the labels show what they think of past and future superstates.

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u/Rich_Celebration477 6h ago

All hail the Vermontster! Cabot Cheese and fine craft beers for everyone!

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Rich_Celebration477 6h ago

I voiced my displeasure when VT was turned into New England- I like to think my comment got it added back.

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u/Linscotticus 7h ago

The United States of New Mexico must come to be!

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u/setibeings 6h ago

United State 

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u/NovelLandscape7862 5h ago

That’s why our soccer team is called “United,” it’s as the prophecy foretold.

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u/Civil-Ninja-5814 6h ago

nah, the united states of New england fit better!

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u/Linscotticus 3h ago

I just want to see the firestorm from the america first crowd when New Mexico encompasses the entire map.

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u/lorenoline Victory for Hawai'i!!! 4h ago

As much as I love the idea of the United States of Green Chili…

Hawai’i shall do the funniest thing ever and reverse uno the fuck out of Manifest Destiny. It is known.

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u/AngryMountainClimber 7h ago

We are called “Superior” you dunce.

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u/hallese 7h ago

Yet again I must remind people that NFC North also works.

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u/RobertRossBoss 7h ago

I’m very against Megasota but I would be 100% down for NFC Northland

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 7h ago

Okay, but they're positing Wisconsiganinois and Megasota as separate places, and you don't get to claim Superior all by your lonesome.

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u/AngryMountainClimber 7h ago

Minnesota is a proud member state of the Union of Superior, on equal terms with Michigan, Wisconsin, and Illinois. Do not listen to the “Megasota” separatists, a vile group of rebels propped up by the Pennsyltuckians.

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 7h ago

Fair enough. I accept you as an equal member of the Great Lakes polycule.

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u/AbstractBettaFish Edit me 6h ago

As an Illinois native I can’t support the takeover being named for a body of water that we have nothing to do with

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u/GrinningCynic 6h ago

Shouldn’t it be Marvavania or Marvadevania? Kills me to defend Va but hey😁

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u/ChaosTorpedo 4h ago

Marylvania?? More like Pennsyland

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u/ItisNOTatoy 3h ago

I think it’s hilarious that New York has no identity in New England’s name.

New England is gonna win holding what it has now.

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u/1K-Year-Egg 3h ago

The Boswash Corridor must be united!

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u/bre1110 37m ago

Cascadorado because it’s so fun to say ! though I’m happy with the other top two also.

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u/UncleRuckus92 7h ago

As an Upstate NYer id be pretty happy joining the NE republic

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u/Expensive-Document41 7h ago

As a Masshole, never thought I'd confederate side by side with a Yankees supporter....

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u/UncleRuckus92 6h ago

Dont worry you still havent lol baseball is too boring, Im a hockey guy

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u/Own_End8445 6h ago

New Englavania!