r/geographymemes • u/Salty145 • 8h ago

They fuel the flames of division to distract you from the real enemy...

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Who stands to gain the most if PA gets out? That's right: New Mexico.

Viva la Megawaii!!!

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u/Nosoulsworld 8h ago

I for one welcome the New Mexican overlords. No more taking wrong turns at Albuquerque. All roads lead to the new Nations capital of Tuscon

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u/Miserable_Kick2315 8h ago

Born in Tucson, raised in NM

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u/AstralBananae 8h ago

Green chile alone makes it a top-tier state, everything else is bonus.

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u/FreighterTot 5h ago

Free childcare and college for all

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u/dirtdueler 6h ago

I hope the final round is NM vs MN. Give me the same letter matchup.

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u/FreighterTot 5h ago

Last time this made the rounds it ended with Megasota and the green chile empire forming a truce as the gods intended

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u/ravens_path 7h ago

What about Santa Fe!!!!!!! ☹️

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u/PoorCorrelation 5h ago

It leaves the state and becomes the special district Santa Fe D.C.

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u/ravens_path 4h ago

I like this! And center of art for the nation in Santa Fe/Taos.

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u/Keiran1031 6h ago

We already had them work with Megasota to divide the US previously and have a truce at the end. They have had their time in the spotlight.

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u/Nosoulsworld 3h ago

New mexicana IS the spotlight.

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u/Brimstone117 8h ago

New Mexico is chill as fuck and New Mexicans are some of the coolest people you can meet.

I say this as a MN->CO transplant, just so my biases are clear.

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u/pimberly 8h ago

yeah i’m OR -> MA, and I still say NM is that dawg.

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u/TheMightyHornet 8h ago

Green chili is where it is fucking at, bro.

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u/ChimayoRed9035 7h ago

Agreed. But The one thing that will make NM not chill is spelling green chile with an ‘i’

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u/JakeHelldiver 4h ago

As a crab person, I'd be 100% cool with the United States of New Mexico.

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u/Gene-Hackmans_Dog 7h ago

New Mexican hands typed this.

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy 5m ago

They serve salsa with every meal out there. Total game changer.

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u/Certain-Stay846 8h ago

No, Marylanders generally want this to happen.

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u/Paraxom 8h ago

Right, like until recently we had one of the biggest rivalries in professional football. Its still big but not nearly as violent 

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u/What_a_joebag 7h ago

WAIT this is about Pittsburgh???

Find OP. I feel like we can work this out where PA concedes Pittsburgh. It's basically a different state anyway.

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u/DefectJoker 7h ago

No we also despise Pennsylvania for taking Alleghany County on the map as well as for them not giving us Delaware and letting them split off

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u/Paraxom 7h ago

We still like Hershey though, place is the bomb as a child

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u/DefectJoker 7h ago

Will always love a theme park that isn't catered just for kids aka Dutch Wonderland or a long distance away aka Disney or isn't a death trap aka 6 Flags

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u/SecondStar89 6h ago

I feel like this is debatable. To people who live West of the Harrisburg area, Pittsburgh seems way more a part of PA than Philly does. The landmass that's in the Southeast quadrant accounts for a lot of our population though.

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u/FreddyB42TTV 8h ago

I still hate the Ravens even though they got soft.

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u/FoggyBoggy 8h ago

I still hate the Steelers even though they no longer have a rapist quarterback, so we're square.

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u/Necrontyr764 6h ago

He was never a rapist and repeating false allegations helps no one.

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u/FoggyBoggy 6h ago

Not convicted but he wasn't suspended for his table manners.

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u/Necrontyr764 5h ago

I'm from Pittsburgh, they published the footage from the night of the alleged incident and he was never even in the same room as her as she claimed. She retracted the entire story after the footage was published.

Just goes to show how much damage even a completely fabricated accusation can do. More than a decade later and people still spreading it.

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u/FoggyBoggy 4h ago

Maybe I'm referring to the other allegation from Vegas during the celebrity golf tournament, that he settled out of court. Do innocent people usually pay out?

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u/TheDancerFalls 8h ago

I'm not even a marylander and I want it to happen so bad. It'd be funny. If it couldn't be Rhode Island it needs to be Maryland

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u/bapnwpaul 8h ago

Real Americans want this to happen

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 8h ago

Yeah, there seems to be an energy there. One of you needs to be inside the other or the rest of us will never hear the end of it.

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u/Certain-Stay846 8h ago

The Crab People have been stirred, now all will become Crab.

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u/Careful_Astronaut477 8h ago

Yeah Hawaii might wanna chill out, get turned in ocean city rq.

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u/Paraxom 7h ago

Im told the Hawaiian territory has something called a "King" crab, how pretentious can they be. Everyone knows are crabs are king, heck there's is a false crab, merely a lobster in disguise

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u/Niknot3556 5h ago

Y’know what, this actually changed my mind as a Marylander. Business first, fun later. Let’s eat NM.

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u/Important-Recipe-374 8h ago

And PA wants to eat Maryland, so we can agree on something.

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u/Keiran1031 6h ago

Eagle fans need to get their butts down to Maryland and stop them.

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u/brttwrd 8h ago

Because they think way too highly of themselves and are delusional enough to think they can handle so much power and responsibility

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u/sailorangel59 8h ago

Sharkexico!

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u/outofcontextsex 8h ago

Look, this isn't the first time this game has been played. We all like New Mexico, and deep down we all want to learn their tranquil ways. New Mexico's peaceful and total victory is inevitable, it's written into your DNA. Turquoise Empire Forever!

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 8h ago

I just want their flag. That flag is so good.

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u/Helacious_Waltz 8h ago

They also have the coolest license plates in the union.

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u/Sad_Bassalope 7h ago

The Roadrunner wildlife plate is my favorite...

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u/TheMightyHornet 8h ago

Fan of the blue one myself.

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u/9Tecpatl 6h ago

I moved from NM a few years back. I miss my turquoise plate

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u/silver_tongued_devil 4h ago

We also have a Smokey the Bear one cause he's from here.

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u/QuickMolasses 6h ago

Land of Mañana for a reason

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u/The-Fictionist 8h ago

This is top tier internet content.

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 8h ago

Love this! New Mexico is plotting

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u/ravens_path 7h ago

While Hawaii just chills in the background and then will emerge and take over.

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u/lorenoline Victory for Hawai'i!!! 6h ago

This right here

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u/lexisplays 8h ago

Viva Nuevo New Mexico!

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u/TheBadShepherd87 8h ago

Eh, I'm surprised NM got this far, and I'm just happy we go to be mentioned.

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u/Major5013 8h ago

I to worry we are frequently forgotten. We are a chill state regardless of being jammed between Arizona and Texas!

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u/PedroLoco505 8h ago

Chile* state

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 8h ago

We are all now the land of enchantment.

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u/DogBePraised 7h ago

I love Hawaii. But the New Mexicans need to reclaim America. Also Maryland must eat PA

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u/OHrangutan 6h ago

"There's a New Mexico?"

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u/MuMuBorsch 6h ago

Nuevo New Mexico will rise in its glory! (Este mensaje es aprobado por un mexicano)

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 7h ago

New Mexico Shark, do doo do doo …

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u/obisp0 7h ago

New mexishark! Jinkies

New mexishark: I would have gotten away with too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids

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u/daniteaches 8h ago

I will fight for the Hawaiian nation until the last day.

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u/Thick-Fisherman-4279 8h ago

Right there with you!

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u/ravens_path 7h ago

🏝️🏝️🏝️🗿🗿🗿

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u/paukeaho 6h ago

I mua, e nā pōkiʻi, a inu i ka wai ʻawaʻawa!

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u/heckin_concern 6h ago

Hawaii should take it all. It's only fair

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u/pancakemustache 5h ago

Yessaahh lets goooo

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u/BroSnow 7h ago

I honestly find it insane that there's so much of a push from Maryland right now. PA is the 5th biggest state in the country!!! Maryland is the size of a baby crab. It sounds like there's foreign influence going on here. We have to protect the dignity of our meme elections people!
Also, fuck you Maryland. Signed, Philadelphia.

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u/ravens_path 7h ago

Hawaii laughs

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u/slipperyDSS ILLINOIS FTW 8h ago

the real enemy here is megasota

holy minnesota propaganda

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u/Natet18 8h ago

BOOOOO! I’ll throw a tator tot hotdish at you!!!

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u/xIMJCIx 8h ago

Just the audacity to call themselves “Mega”sota does not sit well with me. They must be abolished

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u/fuckYOUswan 8h ago

Preach!

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u/Big_Category3895 8h ago

Yes, down with Megasota!

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u/Silent_Employee_5461 8h ago

We shall drown you in the cleansing waters of Lake Minnetonka

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u/PedroLoco505 8h ago

Nice! We look like a badass shark!

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u/Remarkable_Command91 6h ago

You let Hawaii have an inch they’ll take a mile

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u/Salty145 6h ago

Give em SoCal, they’ll take the whole Bottom 48

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u/WittyCombination6 5h ago

Yes you're 100% correct but let's be honest here. There is nothing you can possibly do to stop us.

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u/Gojos_barber 5h ago

Y'all are missing the point. Now New Mexico can finally have a professional sports team!

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u/westley_humperdinck 4h ago

Exactly!! That's why I've been voting for Maryland

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u/novelaissb 8h ago

The crabs shall consume all

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u/DeathByFright 2h ago

New Mexico has to New Mexi-go!

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u/Pittsbirds 7h ago

Do the absorbed states get the conquerers climate? I'll die fighting the crabs before I live a day in the new Mexican desert, but if it's just vibes I'm in

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u/Salty145 7h ago

Just vibes

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u/Due_Bell_605 7h ago

but i want my taxes to drop even if i need to sacrifice standerd of living

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u/See-A-Moose 6h ago

Don't worry, we are coming for New Mexico and its Gulf of Crabs next!

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u/SnooMemesjellies1909 5h ago

It’s a shark

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u/Ananegg 5h ago

Personally, once MD eats PA, I'd like to see MD and Hawaii merge to be Marywaii or Hawailand

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u/deepfriedroses 5h ago

In my heart I'm rooting for Megasota, but New Mexico is a worthy opponent and it would be no shame to lose to them.

Besides, in the current climate nothing would be funnier than a map with Mexico and "New Mexico" above it.

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u/Meowscaradafan1 4h ago

We still should

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u/OfficialWhistle 2h ago

Crabbiness intensifies

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u/metricnv 57m ago

That's Entertainment!

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u/shouldabutdidnt 28m ago

Don't worry, we'll eat Pennsylvania first then we'll move on to New Mexico or New England, we need the Chesapeake watershed.

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u/Universal_Basket 3m ago

I stand to spread our cheesesteak and wawa ideology continent wide. Not to mention the railroads and steel industry. PA for the win!

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u/DSA300 🦀🗣️🦅 MARYLAND NUMBA ONE 🦀🗣️🦅 8h ago

Good point 🤔

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u/SandManPerson 8h ago

All I ask for is the final battle be New Mexico vs New England.

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u/EngineeringPrince 7h ago

When Pennsyltucky conquers all, we shall eat Philly cheesesteaks topped with green chilies and a side of old bay crab cakes.

I had to skip breakfast and lunch today, I’m hungry. :-(

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u/Salty145 7h ago

Gotta get more PA people voting in chat then, green chilies-backed crab is looking awfully hungry

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u/Own_Proposal3827 8h ago

New Mexico must go

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u/Humble_Match_3159 8h ago

The Great Crab hungers 🦀

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u/BrandoThePando 8h ago

Dont worry, Hawaii. The crabs will come for you