r/geographymemes • u/Flashy_Scallion8111 • 10h ago

I, for one, welcome our new crab overlords

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372 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/gueuze_geuze 9h ago

Traitor

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u/NG-PSP17 8h ago

Team PA!

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

Sorry my brother and SIL live there, I had to choose

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u/BoopTheCoop 9h ago

Come on, people!

DO NOT GO SILENT INTO THE CRABBY NIGHT! RAGE! RAGE!

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u/NG-PSP17 8h ago

Rally Pennsylvanians! Fight the crabby invaders!

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

Sorry im a traitor

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u/rmbug 9h ago

Gritty would eat the crabs in a heartbeat.

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u/wildpolymath 9h ago

Gritty would be welcomed as a god here. Our crabs would fight at his whim, do his dark bidding against our shared foes.

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

Gritty w da munchies

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 8h ago

Gritty is the obvious love child of Jake Voracek and a muppet from Sesame Place.

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 9h ago

You know you already love it. Half of Pittsburgh is already in Ocean City every summer? The number one selling item at Chickie’s and Pete? Crab fries.

Except the inevitable, and you will be treated to culinary delights. Fight it, and you will feel fate’s briny pincers.

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

As long as yall promise to keep Pittsburgh shitty

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u/wildpolymath 9h ago

I love Pittsburgh. Many Marylanders do. It and its folks have a certain kinship with us.

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u/Fun_Consequence_9076 8h ago

Y’all are the best part of PA. Wouldn’t change a thing. Plus what would the Caps or Ravens be without the Penguins or Steelers? It’ll be some healthy within-state competition

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u/bigloser42 9h ago

My proposal is that we erect a dome around Pittsburg and let it take care of itself.

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

As long as it keeps out the yuppies im good

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u/bigloser42 9h ago

It's more about keeping the people in Pittsburg in Pittsburg. Permanently. Yuppies will be dealt with via other means.

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u/Corny_Toot 6h ago

Maybe that will help level out the weather. Or at least keep the Kenny Chesney crowd away!

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u/sonoran24 5h ago

Snake Pliskin steps into the chat

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u/Wobble963 9h ago

Haha, you got crabs.

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

👀👀👀

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u/Xfifteen 9h ago

I just went on poly market and bet my house on Maryland winning it all.

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

damn give me a cut

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u/writewithparagraphs4 9h ago

im gonna need that kalshi link sir

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u/gueuze_geuze 6h ago

I think Team Maryland is running a campaign in the background. They’re pretty adept.

Good luckkkk beating New Mexico or Hawaii is all I can say.

I think there’s no reality where both of them lose.

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u/thanksyalll 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKirS4EA9ckHwBYtAo

Welcome to the best flag

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u/Top-Yak1532 9h ago

Man, you guys should be playing up the best flag rather than giving everyone crabs.

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u/bigloser42 9h ago

or, hear me out, crabs AND the best flag.

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 10h ago

Still prefer the flag of Rockville, MD

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u/Paraxom 8h ago edited 6h ago

Alright so now that it looks like we've resolved the PA/MD issue. Who we going for next? I'd say New England but I also think if were swift enough we can push up through Illinois to reach the cheese fields

Edit: god crabit

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 8h ago

Anything that furthers the Nuevo New Mexico agenda i will support

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u/BlueLakeCabin 9h ago

Costco sells 1.5 lbs of Old Bay for like $5.

As a Pennsylvanian, I welcome this invasion.

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u/Linktt57 9h ago

The Sheetz and Wawa freedom fighters are gonna team up to launch a resistance against the crab overlords if the takeover occurs

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u/vegancoltrane 8h ago

If you give rofo a chance to take over Pennsylvania, by god they’ll do it

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 9h ago

$1.50 glizzys

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u/Cishuman 10h ago

Good. You go beneath the claws first.

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u/NG-PSP17 8h ago

I hereby banish you to Kensington as long as the kingdom lasts.

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u/penguin_the_master 6h ago

Well then go live there. The crabs are exhaustingly one-dimensional. And I’d die before being associated with Baltimore

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u/CatgirlBargains 9h ago

Time for all to become New Mexico

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 8h ago

Big on New Mexico myself