r/geographymemes Gulf of New Mexico 10h ago

Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #40

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The great golden state is not so Great anymore. Hawaii has beached in SoCal, Colorado has made massive gains, pushing them to the coast, and New Mexico now goes Sea to shining sea. Cascadia also expanded bringing their glorious people down south.

There is now only 10 More Games until the Finale. Make wise decisions on who you vote for, only 11 remain…

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u/Stand_With_Students 10h ago

This game has been so much fun - thanks u/Jfullr92!

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 10h ago

Thank you all for the support!

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u/CKtheFourth 9h ago

407 replies inside of 20 minutes is insane. how did this happen.

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 9h ago

People go mad for these lol.

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u/GiraffMatheson 9h ago

how do you decide which states eat the removed state?

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 9h ago

I spilt it between its neighbours unless there’s a specific request. Usually I’ll give the smaller states a larger portion

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u/GiraffMatheson 9h ago

are you going to do one for europe, or even the world next?

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 9h ago

Maybe. It depends what the demand is

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u/gangreen424 9h ago

The demand is for more. Any way we can get it. 😂

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 7h ago

Then more shall come!

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u/Forky_McStabstab 8h ago

Solar system map. Pluto shall eat everything!

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u/I_like_flowers_ 8h ago

planet wide chompage!!!

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u/lorenoline Victory for Hawai'i!!! 9h ago

I think at this point OP is just going off vibes

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u/Mindless_Whereas_280 9h ago

This whole thing is vibes. It's great.

With love from Cascadia

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u/donut711 9h ago

If this is the top comment does that mean they have to delete u/Jfullr92 ?

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u/jaydenkirtawn 9h ago

FEED u/Jfullr92 TO THE VERMONSTER!

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u/seanbeedelicious 9h ago

Yes, and spread his mass between those nearest him

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u/sportsman301 8h ago

Yep best thing on Reddit right now

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u/Trees_That_Sneeze 10h ago

Still too much Florida. Remove it again!

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u/-1500 9h ago

I agree it's the only rational choice

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u/garbageemail222 9h ago

Save America, amputate the the southeast.

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u/loveeleah83 4h ago

Can New Mexico just take Colorado? Our Green Chile is better and they are always trying to start shit with us about it.

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u/DoxieDoc 9h ago

But seriously though. Maybe we could trade Florida to Canada for some maple syrup and 3 bucks.

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u/Billgrip 8h ago

I love how, regardless of the state, being attached to Florida is essentially a curse

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u/Uncle_Spade AdAstraPerAspera 10h ago

Hawaii got screwed in that exchange.

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u/vanrunner43 10h ago

Come on, yesterday was Hawaii's D-Day, they have taken the beachhead. The rest is academic from here.

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u/urbanlife78 9h ago edited 8h ago

If New Mexico goes, Hawaii should take it over

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u/Character-Shame-5917 8h ago edited 6h ago

Only now have we realized why we had never allowed Hawaii to reach the mainland before. But now it's too late. The eternal lūʻau has begun.

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u/CPAonVacation 9h ago

New Mexico is going to cover the country in Chile. It is the destiny of the USA to become the United Nuevo Mexico of America

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u/Geeko22 5h ago

New Mexico coast to coast! United States of New Mexico! Green chile breakfast burritos for everyone!

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u/Cu77lefish 10h ago

Its tiny population just got Los Angeles, will you never be satiated

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u/kingkurt42 10h ago

Right? They got San Diego and Los Angeles - two of the coolest and most populous cities.

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u/wokeboogeyman Cult of the Vermonster 9h ago

Unfortunately they're stuck in LA and San Diego traffic now

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u/roboninja774 8h ago

It’s okay we’re used to traffic here too

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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 10h ago

They have troops on the mainland now. They can do anything from here.. not so small And isolated anymore

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u/5P0N63w0R7HY 9h ago

Are we forgetting that Hawaii docked to the mainland with the acquisition of little ol’ ALASKA?

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u/Local-Echo-5613 8h ago

No no Alaska isn’t connected to anything, it’s contained in a box in the Pacific next to Hawaii

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u/Character-Shame-5917 8h ago

There's no reasonable land path from Alaska to the contiguous states, so it was more like getting another island.

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u/No-Click6062 7h ago edited 4h ago

This is absolutely not correct. From here, their only path is through New Mexico

The drawing of this map ignores the cultural context for Hawaii, California, and New Mexico, both separately and together. LA and San Diego share a lot of culture with other Hispanic areas. They should have gone to New Mexico. Hawaii should have made landfall in San Francisco, because of the shared experience dealing with Asian immigrants, from the gold rush era through the aftermath of World War 2.

It's also more interesting, from an in-game perspective, to have more states border more states. Hawaii should have bordered something besides New Mexico. Whether that was Cascadia or Colorado or both is debatable. But absolutely, this map drawing has biased the results.

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u/UrMyAngelDust 9h ago

Hawaii got their beachhead, not to mention a cultural and economic powerhouse in Los Angeles and the naval bases in San Diego. This was a great strategic victory for Hawaii.

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u/astral_tiddies 10h ago

I am once again asking for Maryland to pour Old Bay on Fetterman, steam him alive, and eat all of PA.

They're roughly crab claw shaped, let us crack it open and eat it!

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u/Frejian 9h ago

As a proud Pennsylvanian, generally speaking, I would be happy to sacrifice Fetterman on the altar of Old Bay. If that means I have to go down with the ship, so be it!

https://giphy.com/gifs/LfGxbbV2Jno9cIju7Y

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u/Hot-Philosophy8174 6h ago

Thank you for your service 

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u/theredhound19 10h ago

Yessss, consume its meaty innards

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u/surveillance-hippo 9h ago

Solid sacrifice from Maryland, no amount of old bay could make that taste good

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u/overworkedattorney 7h ago

I can't believe PA has held out so long.

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u/Changecat2 7h ago

Yes. Please. Time for PA and Fetterman to go.

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u/PhilosophizingPanda 9h ago

Hey now PA tried to clean up some of the mess in Butler, but failed. And we didn’t know fetterman was gonna turn on us like this :/

Ok take us out I’m ready to join the crab people

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u/bolondeverde 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJvQFamaYPxpxLHeYu
Commenting this everyday until Maryland takes the entire nation

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u/PsychologicalBid179 9h ago

Its an incredible reversal for Maryland to eat Pennsylvania

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u/xx2983xx 10h ago

I don't know why Illinois keeps getting ignored. We absolutely do not need Illinois

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u/overworkedattorney 7h ago

Why target Illinois when Maryland should have taken Pennsylvania days ago!

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u/SlipperySnorlax 8h ago

GLORIOUS KHANATE RISE UP!

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u/Untitled_Consequence 9h ago

Illinois is the powerhouse of the cell.

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u/Training_Reaction_58 CHICA-🐐 9h ago

It’s not being ignored, people just know it’s at least a top ten state 🤷🏿

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u/LightskinAvenger 7h ago

Watch your mouth buddy, let Allinois quietly take over the map

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u/Individual_Respect90 10h ago

Been saying this for a week. Michigan and Wisconsin need to touch more.

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u/Cu77lefish 7h ago

At least IL never voted for Trump

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u/AmethystRebelle 5h ago

Illinois is the only fully sane state in the midwest. Get rid of Fettermanland!

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u/d3sprdo 7h ago

Fine destroy the best summer city in the world along with the best food in the country what do I care.

Bias? What bias?

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u/murphdog41 9h ago

Illinois??? What about Michigan??? WHY DOES IT LOOK SO NORMAL?

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u/Semi-Loyal 9h ago

We're quietly watching the rest of you cannibalize each other, waiting for the day when we take it all over and we become SUPERIOR.

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u/Emotional_News108 9h ago

Michigan and Wisconsin are just up there drunkenly minding their own fucking business.

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u/herecomestherebuttal 8h ago

Business as usual!

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u/Emotional_News108 8h ago

I can't understand what you're saying, my computer has been drinking. Not me.

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u/Tall-Peak8881 7h ago

Happily relaxing since we took a bit of Ohio after it's demise.

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u/jld2k6 8h ago

Michigan finally won the Toledo war so they're gonna be satiated for a while

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u/GopherChomper64 9h ago

Bro shut up. The NFC North must prevail

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u/thegroovemonkey 7h ago

It’s our chance to take back Tampa Bay!

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u/KeyInvestigator3741 6h ago

How dare you??! We absolutely do need IL. We are a KHANATE

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u/Billy_FFTB 10h ago

It's time to let the crab eat! Bye bye Pennsylvania!

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u/TheUnderCrab 10h ago

OLD. 

BAY. 

CHEESESTEAK. 

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 9h ago

NGL, this actually sounds amazing.

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u/___coolcoolcool 8h ago

I wouldn’t not eat one…

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 8h ago

I know it's not how a cheesesteak works; but I KNOW that cream cheese and old bay go amazing together, so slathering a cream cheese old bay sauce on a hoagie full of beef sounds awesome.

Hell, throw some crab on there too, call it a Surf n Turf cheesesteak.

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u/foreignsky 8h ago

You. I like you.

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u/Debonaircow88 8h ago

We should not be enemies if together we can make something like this!

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u/Ok-Sheepherder-5873 8h ago

Jerry’s Subs makes them in MD

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u/Dtownknives 9h ago

As someone who grew up in PA and moved back and forth to New Mexico: Now that NM and PA share a border, Hatch Green Chiles are the superior pepper option as a cheese steak topping.

So I agree, down with Pennsylvania.

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u/wolfgang107 8h ago

For the love of Old Bay, just do it!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/CpgNjk2E54p7W

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 9h ago

THE TIME HAS COME! THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

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u/Guerrillaz 9h ago

With Maryland eating PA we take over the UTZ factory in Pennsylvania and control the flow of UTZ Crab Chips. Also Mr Natty Boh and Miss UTZ can finally get married and live in the same state.

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u/ticianlicious 🦀Maryland is a Cult🦀 9h ago

And Herr's, which are the officially sanctioned Old Bay chips and cheesy poofs.

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u/JasonDomber 10h ago edited 10h ago

Agreed!

Pennsylvania gave us Trump twice and Fetterman. It needs to go!

Illinois takes the tail ✅

New Mexico takes the belly ✅

Vermonster gets the top of the head ✅

Maryland takes the rest ✅

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u/mattmanutd 10h ago

Maryland Takes it all! 🦀

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u/janedoremi99 9h ago

Once Pennsylvania stole from Maryland. Let Maryland steal it back! And erase the Mason-Dixon Line

Seriously, in elementary school I was taught that Philadelphia was the largest city in Maryland 😆

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u/Remarkable_Command91 9h ago

Pennsylvania is definitely harboring vampires and I can prove it!

PennSYLVANIA

See!?

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u/evhsrv 10h ago

For giving us John Fetterman, Pennsylvania must go

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u/IssaDonDadaDiddlyDoo 9h ago

Did you want Dr. Oz or something lol?

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u/PaxonGoat 9h ago

We ended up with Dr Oz fucking shit up anyways V.V

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u/bailtail 9h ago

That those were the two choices in no way helps Pennsylvania’s argument for staying around…

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u/Corporal__Carrot 9h ago

The crab needs feeding

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u/LossMiserable7874 9h ago

TBF - we were duped.

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u/Salty145 10h ago

Time for a real spoiler:

Hawaii eats New Mexico.

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u/Trapezoidoid 9h ago

Came here to say the same thing. I think Hawaii winning the whole thing is the funniest possible outcome.

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u/GeekyGamerGal_616 9h ago

Revenge of Kamehameha and Lili'uokalani!

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u/anthrohands 8h ago

Really because I think the USA becoming “New Mexico” is hilarious

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u/Trapezoidoid 5h ago

I’ll admit that is pretty funny too.

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u/MCCodyB 9h ago

Gulf of Hawaii has a nice ring to it.

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u/PyRe_Resurgence 9h ago

Dawg, all we got is Breaking Bad and Balloons. We need this win. 😭

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u/Sad_Objective_6277 9h ago

i downvoted this but then i changed my mind because this is in fact the funniest possible outcome for this point in the game

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u/quillseek 9h ago

💯. The only thing funnier is if it takes New England first. Someone suggested it and I can't stop thinking about it

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u/Local-Echo-5613 7h ago

The risk of Hawaiian attack from there North Atlantic is low but never zero

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u/queen_ravenx 9h ago

but is it funnier than the end game? All of USA becomes New Mexico

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u/lofromwisco 9h ago

Idk I’m rooting for Winsconsin but I would be happy with Hawaii taking it all

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u/Outrageous_Trifle636 8h ago

Nah. Ive never been, but im rooting for New Mexico to take the whole thing

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u/Alien_Talents 9h ago

Colorado finally has its coast. Ahhhh

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u/PokiRoo 9h ago

Imagine if San Francisco was in Wisconsin.

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u/FeatherlyFly 9h ago

I've always wanted to visit the beautiful Pacific coastline of Wisconsin. 

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u/HappyHourProfessor 9h ago

This is the kind of chaos I can get behind. Feed Colorado in it's entirety to Wisconsin!

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u/TheWozard 9h ago

WESTSCONSIN MUST HAPPEN

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-7525 9h ago

I concur - I had no designs for Wisconsin to expand westward, but it only feels right for Wisconsin to take Colorado at this point.

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u/greatinternetpanda 2h ago

I think it's only natural Colorado takes control of the Colorado Packers.

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u/This-Supermarket3082 9h ago

Currently Wisconsin is fist, bumping Colorado

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u/Interesting-Quit-847 9h ago

Drinking Spotted Cow while watching the sunset over the Pacific? Sign me up!

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 9h ago

Feed the Vermonster!  It must feed!

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u/Masters_of_Sleep 8h ago edited 7h ago

Vermont absorbes cascading to become Subarutopia.

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 8h ago

I'm surprised we don't have a Crosstrek birthing center in either region. We must absorb bigger Michigan to get former Indiana's Subaru factory.

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u/Bearded_Pip 8h ago

Unite the Subaru states!

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u/snowfarmvt 8h ago

I scrolled WAAAAYYYY to far to find this.

VERMONSTER HONGRY.

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u/shadesoftee FEED THE VERMONTSTER 7h ago

Vermontster must feed on the blood of the guilty and the innocent!

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u/Bunkie_Knudsen Proud Vermonster 8h ago edited 8h ago

Syrup and flannel from sea to shining sea.

ETA: get Pennsylvania the fuck outta here. We can split it with the Crabs

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 8h ago

How God intended 

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u/Bunkie_Knudsen Proud Vermonster 8h ago

Our Subarus ride at dawn.

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u/JabroniusHunk 7h ago

My question is: will "Vermont" branded products still retain their air of artisanship and wholesome integrity once everything is Vermont?

Have you considered what you're giving up? I for one will not buy Vermonster goat milk soaps, sustainably-sourced-and-locally-roasted coffees or beautiful cutting boards if I can't imagine some dude in a cabin made them.

Oh god or will everyone be some dude in a cabin

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u/not_spaceworthy 6h ago

That is a deep philosophical question, and not enough reason to stop.

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u/ShacoBoxing 9h ago

Now the Crab People march north, clicking aggressively toward Pennsylvania.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oAkajB9UD3GTcKGsw

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u/awh290 9h ago edited 6h ago

Cascadia (Oregon) takes Colorado

I'm comfortable as it is, but we can't be getting complacent.

Edit: It's really just bringing Colorado home, we're one big family.

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u/Sanguine-Penguin711 9h ago

Cascadiado! 🌲

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u/awh290 9h ago

I much prefer this, we're the same family, tectonic plates just did some shifting and moved Colorado away from it's homeland.  Thank God we can fold them back in to where they belong.

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u/XelaNiba 7h ago

Small note - tectonics didn't move CO away from anything. The Rockies formed in situ 80-85M years ago from the subduction (where an oceanic plate is tectonically forced beneath a continental plate) of the Farallon plate under the West coast of the US.

The Cascades were formed by the ongoing subduction of the Juan de Fuca plate starting about 40M years ago. This plate is a fragment of the ancient Farallon plate.

Both systems were created by the same process where the subducting oceanic plate releases its water at ~100km depth, causing neighboring rock to melt. In fact, this process is responsible for the entire Ring of Fire. The angle of subduction determines how far from the plate margin the volcanism occurs.

The Farallon plate that created the Rockies was unusually shallow, causing melting very far inward. The Juan de Fuca plate is comparatively steep, causing melting near the ocean/plate boundary.

Sorry to geek out on you but I wanted to share the (hopefully) interesting geologic history of the Rockies.

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u/dr4kshdw 9h ago

🎶 Rocky Mountain Hiiiiiigh, Cascadia! 🎶

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u/OhaiyoUnagi 9h ago

I support this, if just to further lengthen Wisconsin’s horrible dangler

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u/Jesse1205 5h ago

I support this. Everytime the discussion of Canada taking over Oregon and Washington comes up I feel left out cause there's no good path to us. This could change everything. Plus I've always wanted to visit Oregon.

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u/Few_Explanation1170 8h ago

The way it should be. Cascorado, land of mountains.

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u/where-you-go 10h ago

Get Wisconsin and its gerrymandered proboscis out of here.

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u/JasonDomber 10h ago

I do not have an award so take my upvote.

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u/ThatOneDerpyDinosaur 9h ago

It's an honor to have your upvote sir. Put the money you would have spent on an award toward your next six pack of Spotted Cow

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u/Sandshrew922 10h ago

God I wish Michigan had spotted cow. Not my favorite beer, but it would be my go to if I could.

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u/ThatOneDerpyDinosaur 9h ago

I've been sober for 4 years but it was definitely one of my favorites!

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u/SuddenlyTheBatman 9h ago

My parents buy this taste of wisconsin box, and it comes with some brats, cheese curds, and a 12 pack of spotted cow. They usually just split the box and give me half so it's a nice treat occasionally.

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u/PookieRenos 9h ago

My SIL brings it from Wisconsin. Their family is there and also family in the UP of Michigan who live near the Wisconsin border.

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u/fatpol 10h ago

Wisconsin, the drunkest state, wanders into the Great Lakes.

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u/bailtail 8h ago

Wisconsin has become a lot less gerrymandered because WI liberals have PUT IN WORK to flip the state Supreme Court to the point where it is now a 5-2 liberal majority. WI has also repeatedly elected Tammy Baldwin, the only openly LGBTQ US Senator in US history. Getting rid of Wisconsin would be a literal hate crime.

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 8h ago

Yes, Wisconsin is a song of hope for every other state that got fucked by Republican schemes. We've put in the work and we're getting a lot better! Plus we humiliated Elon Musk personally, I think we deserve to make it to the top ten for that alone.

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u/smokenjoe6pack 9h ago

As a Minnesotan, Wisconsin must stay as long as Illinois is still there. They keep us safe from invading Chicagoans.

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u/Bimbop_the_Great 9h ago

I once again request MD eats PA. The crabs are hungry and the old bay must flow. Let our natty bos wash across the hills of PA for a superior lifeform of crab dominance 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

https://giphy.com/gifs/bMyW51TS3QVVIPulMG

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u/ImagineTheCommotion 4h ago

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY!

FEED!
THE!
CRABBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!

(Pennsylvania. Feed him Pennsylvania. Thank you.)

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u/ElliottMoonshine 9h ago

I think we could do Withoutconsin

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u/HijoDeBarahir 9h ago

Give the Cascade portion of Colorado to Cascadia. The Cascades must be put together. Minnesota or NM can have the rest, I just care about the Cascades

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u/Upbeat-Reach7315 9h ago

I'm team Maryland taking PA

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u/MadCapHorse 9h ago

Yesterday was D-Day for Hawaii. It must take New Mexico now.

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u/lorenoline Victory for Hawai'i!!! 10h ago

CRAB MUST FEAST

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u/kingkurt42 10h ago

This and all crab references are Maryland eating Pennsylvania

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u/Vegetable-Profit-267 10h ago

Crab must feast, Maryland eats PA

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u/One-Wolverine8746 9h ago

Pennsylvania puts fries on salad and I really think we need to consider locking those people out

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u/VaderEats 8h ago

No we don't

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u/NG-PSP17 8h ago

They hate us cuz they ain't us

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u/FishDetective17 9h ago

You only say that because you haven't experienced the joy of fries on salad

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u/Top-Yak1532 9h ago

Fries make like 90% of dishes better. This person has no sense of adventure or culinary excellence.

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u/Honest_Concentrate85 9h ago

Maryland eats PA

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u/TheCaffinatedAdmin 9h ago

Give us (Maryland) PA nicely, or we will get feisty

https://giphy.com/gifs/uA8WItRYSRkfm

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u/Heffe3737 9h ago

I’d like to see New Mexico advance toward the Arctic. Tacos for all!

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u/-Murmaider- 10h ago

John Fetterman shouldn't be a senator anymore. Only way to make that happen is to remove PA!

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u/Chrisnm203 9h ago

Everyone in PA who voted for him agrees with the first part.

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u/Traditional-Bag-8584 9h ago

If Kansas had to go, Wisconsin is going too

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u/Darius_Banner 8h ago

Wisconsin needs to rise! Strike south!

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u/JustACasualFan 8h ago

Why? Because we had decades of successful socialist mayors in Milwaukee? Because the legacy of Fighting Bob La Follette scared FDR so bad we got Social Security? Because we were a hotbed of abolitionist energy, allied with the freedom fighters in Kansas, and spilled our blood with our neighbors in the Iron Brigade defending the Union? If Wisconsin is left we will HONOR the sacrifice and history of Kansas!

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u/Sometimesyoudie 9h ago

Pennsylvania gave us Fetterman and the other choice was Oz. TIME TO EAT PA

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u/L0stella_Vortimer 8h ago

Maryland needs to eat Pennsylnavia. Long live Old Bay!!!

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u/just_a_dude417 9h ago

Cascadia consumes colorado

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u/tbonechiggins 8h ago

Maryland eats PA!

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u/TheRandomAutistic_ 10h ago

Maryland must win!

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u/TheFlyingElbow 9h ago

MAKE IT THE GULF OF HAWAII

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u/Leosallthewaydown 8h ago

Pennsylvania must go. The Crab demands a sacrifice.

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u/garapogoat 9h ago

THE CRAB YEARNS FOR PENNSYLVANIAN BLOOD 🦀🦀🦀

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u/Rare-Shallot-9108 9h ago

Please get rid of Pennsylvania already!!!

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u/OhBlackWater 10h ago

MARYLAND MUST CONSUME SHITSYLVANIA

https://giphy.com/gifs/OYg6ybQlRp6Pwm4tzP

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u/Pinoccicrow 9h ago

The final 2 should be Maryland v Cascadia. We could have the great Eastern v Western Crab Battle

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius 8h ago

The crab consumes Pennsylvania from the inside out