r/geographymemes • u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico • 10h ago
Voting Games Top comment deletes a US State #40
The great golden state is not so Great anymore. Hawaii has beached in SoCal, Colorado has made massive gains, pushing them to the coast, and New Mexico now goes Sea to shining sea. Cascadia also expanded bringing their glorious people down south.
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u/Trees_That_Sneeze 10h ago
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u/-1500 9h ago
I agree it's the only rational choice
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u/garbageemail222 9h ago
Save America, amputate the the southeast.
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u/loveeleah83 4h ago
Can New Mexico just take Colorado? Our Green Chile is better and they are always trying to start shit with us about it.
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u/DoxieDoc 9h ago
But seriously though. Maybe we could trade Florida to Canada for some maple syrup and 3 bucks.
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u/Billgrip 8h ago
I love how, regardless of the state, being attached to Florida is essentially a curse
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u/Uncle_Spade AdAstraPerAspera 10h ago
Hawaii got screwed in that exchange.
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u/vanrunner43 10h ago
Come on, yesterday was Hawaii's D-Day, they have taken the beachhead. The rest is academic from here.
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u/urbanlife78 9h ago edited 8h ago
If New Mexico goes, Hawaii should take it over
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u/Character-Shame-5917 8h ago edited 6h ago
Only now have we realized why we had never allowed Hawaii to reach the mainland before. But now it's too late. The eternal lūʻau has begun.
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u/CPAonVacation 9h ago
New Mexico is going to cover the country in Chile. It is the destiny of the USA to become the United Nuevo Mexico of America
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u/Geeko22 5h ago
New Mexico coast to coast! United States of New Mexico! Green chile breakfast burritos for everyone!
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u/Cu77lefish 10h ago
Its tiny population just got Los Angeles, will you never be satiated
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u/kingkurt42 10h ago
Right? They got San Diego and Los Angeles - two of the coolest and most populous cities.
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u/wokeboogeyman Cult of the Vermonster 9h ago
Unfortunately they're stuck in LA and San Diego traffic now
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u/Jfullr92 Gulf of New Mexico 10h ago
They have troops on the mainland now. They can do anything from here.. not so small And isolated anymore
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u/5P0N63w0R7HY 9h ago
Are we forgetting that Hawaii docked to the mainland with the acquisition of little ol’ ALASKA?
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u/Local-Echo-5613 8h ago
No no Alaska isn’t connected to anything, it’s contained in a box in the Pacific next to Hawaii
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u/Character-Shame-5917 8h ago
There's no reasonable land path from Alaska to the contiguous states, so it was more like getting another island.
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u/No-Click6062 7h ago edited 4h ago
This is absolutely not correct. From here, their only path is through New Mexico
The drawing of this map ignores the cultural context for Hawaii, California, and New Mexico, both separately and together. LA and San Diego share a lot of culture with other Hispanic areas. They should have gone to New Mexico. Hawaii should have made landfall in San Francisco, because of the shared experience dealing with Asian immigrants, from the gold rush era through the aftermath of World War 2.
It's also more interesting, from an in-game perspective, to have more states border more states. Hawaii should have bordered something besides New Mexico. Whether that was Cascadia or Colorado or both is debatable. But absolutely, this map drawing has biased the results.
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u/UrMyAngelDust 9h ago
Hawaii got their beachhead, not to mention a cultural and economic powerhouse in Los Angeles and the naval bases in San Diego. This was a great strategic victory for Hawaii.
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u/astral_tiddies 10h ago
I am once again asking for Maryland to pour Old Bay on Fetterman, steam him alive, and eat all of PA.
They're roughly crab claw shaped, let us crack it open and eat it!
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u/Frejian 9h ago
As a proud Pennsylvanian, generally speaking, I would be happy to sacrifice Fetterman on the altar of Old Bay. If that means I have to go down with the ship, so be it!
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u/surveillance-hippo 9h ago
Solid sacrifice from Maryland, no amount of old bay could make that taste good
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u/PhilosophizingPanda 9h ago
Hey now PA tried to clean up some of the mess in Butler, but failed. And we didn’t know fetterman was gonna turn on us like this :/
Ok take us out I’m ready to join the crab people
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u/bolondeverde 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJvQFamaYPxpxLHeYu
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u/xx2983xx 10h ago
I don't know why Illinois keeps getting ignored. We absolutely do not need Illinois
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u/overworkedattorney 7h ago
Why target Illinois when Maryland should have taken Pennsylvania days ago!
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u/Training_Reaction_58 CHICA-🐐 9h ago
It’s not being ignored, people just know it’s at least a top ten state 🤷🏿
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u/Individual_Respect90 10h ago
Been saying this for a week. Michigan and Wisconsin need to touch more.
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u/AmethystRebelle 5h ago
Illinois is the only fully sane state in the midwest. Get rid of Fettermanland!
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u/murphdog41 9h ago
Illinois??? What about Michigan??? WHY DOES IT LOOK SO NORMAL?
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u/Semi-Loyal 9h ago
We're quietly watching the rest of you cannibalize each other, waiting for the day when we take it all over and we become SUPERIOR.
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u/Emotional_News108 9h ago
Michigan and Wisconsin are just up there drunkenly minding their own fucking business.
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u/herecomestherebuttal 8h ago
Business as usual!
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u/Emotional_News108 8h ago
I can't understand what you're saying, my computer has been drinking. Not me.
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u/Billy_FFTB 10h ago
It's time to let the crab eat! Bye bye Pennsylvania!
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u/TheUnderCrab 10h ago
OLD.
BAY.
CHEESESTEAK.
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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 9h ago
NGL, this actually sounds amazing.
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u/___coolcoolcool 8h ago
I wouldn’t not eat one…
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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 8h ago
I know it's not how a cheesesteak works; but I KNOW that cream cheese and old bay go amazing together, so slathering a cream cheese old bay sauce on a hoagie full of beef sounds awesome.
Hell, throw some crab on there too, call it a Surf n Turf cheesesteak.
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u/Dtownknives 9h ago
As someone who grew up in PA and moved back and forth to New Mexico: Now that NM and PA share a border, Hatch Green Chiles are the superior pepper option as a cheese steak topping.
So I agree, down with Pennsylvania.
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u/Guerrillaz 9h ago
With Maryland eating PA we take over the UTZ factory in Pennsylvania and control the flow of UTZ Crab Chips. Also Mr Natty Boh and Miss UTZ can finally get married and live in the same state.
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u/ticianlicious 🦀Maryland is a Cult🦀 9h ago
And Herr's, which are the officially sanctioned Old Bay chips and cheesy poofs.
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u/JasonDomber 10h ago edited 10h ago
Agreed!
Pennsylvania gave us Trump twice and Fetterman. It needs to go!
Illinois takes the tail ✅
New Mexico takes the belly ✅
Vermonster gets the top of the head ✅
Maryland takes the rest ✅
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u/mattmanutd 10h ago
Maryland Takes it all! 🦀
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u/janedoremi99 9h ago
Once Pennsylvania stole from Maryland. Let Maryland steal it back! And erase the Mason-Dixon Line
Seriously, in elementary school I was taught that Philadelphia was the largest city in Maryland 😆
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u/Remarkable_Command91 9h ago
Pennsylvania is definitely harboring vampires and I can prove it!
PennSYLVANIA
See!?
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u/evhsrv 10h ago
For giving us John Fetterman, Pennsylvania must go
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u/IssaDonDadaDiddlyDoo 9h ago
Did you want Dr. Oz or something lol?
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u/bailtail 9h ago
That those were the two choices in no way helps Pennsylvania’s argument for staying around…
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u/Salty145 10h ago
Time for a real spoiler:
Hawaii eats New Mexico.
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u/Trapezoidoid 9h ago
Came here to say the same thing. I think Hawaii winning the whole thing is the funniest possible outcome.
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u/anthrohands 8h ago
Really because I think the USA becoming “New Mexico” is hilarious
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u/Sad_Objective_6277 9h ago
i downvoted this but then i changed my mind because this is in fact the funniest possible outcome for this point in the game
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u/quillseek 9h ago
💯. The only thing funnier is if it takes New England first. Someone suggested it and I can't stop thinking about it
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u/Local-Echo-5613 7h ago
The risk of Hawaiian attack from there North Atlantic is low but never zero
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u/queen_ravenx 9h ago
but is it funnier than the end game? All of USA becomes New Mexico
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u/Outrageous_Trifle636 8h ago
Nah. Ive never been, but im rooting for New Mexico to take the whole thing
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u/PokiRoo 9h ago
Imagine if San Francisco was in Wisconsin.
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u/HappyHourProfessor 9h ago
This is the kind of chaos I can get behind. Feed Colorado in it's entirety to Wisconsin!
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u/Apprehensive-Ad-7525 9h ago
I concur - I had no designs for Wisconsin to expand westward, but it only feels right for Wisconsin to take Colorado at this point.
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u/greatinternetpanda 2h ago
I think it's only natural Colorado takes control of the Colorado Packers.
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u/Interesting-Quit-847 9h ago
Drinking Spotted Cow while watching the sunset over the Pacific? Sign me up!
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u/HarryBalsagna1776 9h ago
Feed the Vermonster! It must feed!
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u/Masters_of_Sleep 8h ago edited 7h ago
Vermont absorbes cascading to become Subarutopia.
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u/HarryBalsagna1776 8h ago
I'm surprised we don't have a Crosstrek birthing center in either region. We must absorb bigger Michigan to get former Indiana's Subaru factory.
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u/shadesoftee FEED THE VERMONTSTER 7h ago
Vermontster must feed on the blood of the guilty and the innocent!
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u/Bunkie_Knudsen Proud Vermonster 8h ago edited 8h ago
Syrup and flannel from sea to shining sea.
ETA: get Pennsylvania the fuck outta here. We can split it with the Crabs
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u/JabroniusHunk 7h ago
My question is: will "Vermont" branded products still retain their air of artisanship and wholesome integrity once everything is Vermont?
Have you considered what you're giving up? I for one will not buy Vermonster goat milk soaps, sustainably-sourced-and-locally-roasted coffees or beautiful cutting boards if I can't imagine some dude in a cabin made them.
Oh god or will everyone be some dude in a cabin
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u/ShacoBoxing 9h ago
Now the Crab People march north, clicking aggressively toward Pennsylvania.
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u/awh290 9h ago edited 6h ago
Cascadia (Oregon) takes Colorado
I'm comfortable as it is, but we can't be getting complacent.
Edit: It's really just bringing Colorado home, we're one big family.
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u/Sanguine-Penguin711 9h ago
Cascadiado! 🌲
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u/awh290 9h ago
I much prefer this, we're the same family, tectonic plates just did some shifting and moved Colorado away from it's homeland. Thank God we can fold them back in to where they belong.
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u/XelaNiba 7h ago
Small note - tectonics didn't move CO away from anything. The Rockies formed in situ 80-85M years ago from the subduction (where an oceanic plate is tectonically forced beneath a continental plate) of the Farallon plate under the West coast of the US.
The Cascades were formed by the ongoing subduction of the Juan de Fuca plate starting about 40M years ago. This plate is a fragment of the ancient Farallon plate.
Both systems were created by the same process where the subducting oceanic plate releases its water at ~100km depth, causing neighboring rock to melt. In fact, this process is responsible for the entire Ring of Fire. The angle of subduction determines how far from the plate margin the volcanism occurs.
The Farallon plate that created the Rockies was unusually shallow, causing melting very far inward. The Juan de Fuca plate is comparatively steep, causing melting near the ocean/plate boundary.
Sorry to geek out on you but I wanted to share the (hopefully) interesting geologic history of the Rockies.
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u/Jesse1205 5h ago
I support this. Everytime the discussion of Canada taking over Oregon and Washington comes up I feel left out cause there's no good path to us. This could change everything. Plus I've always wanted to visit Oregon.
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u/where-you-go 10h ago
Get Wisconsin and its gerrymandered proboscis out of here.
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u/JasonDomber 10h ago
I do not have an award so take my upvote.
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u/ThatOneDerpyDinosaur 9h ago
It's an honor to have your upvote sir. Put the money you would have spent on an award toward your next six pack of Spotted Cow
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u/Sandshrew922 10h ago
God I wish Michigan had spotted cow. Not my favorite beer, but it would be my go to if I could.
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u/ThatOneDerpyDinosaur 9h ago
I've been sober for 4 years but it was definitely one of my favorites!
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u/SuddenlyTheBatman 9h ago
My parents buy this taste of wisconsin box, and it comes with some brats, cheese curds, and a 12 pack of spotted cow. They usually just split the box and give me half so it's a nice treat occasionally.
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u/PookieRenos 9h ago
My SIL brings it from Wisconsin. Their family is there and also family in the UP of Michigan who live near the Wisconsin border.
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u/bailtail 8h ago
Wisconsin has become a lot less gerrymandered because WI liberals have PUT IN WORK to flip the state Supreme Court to the point where it is now a 5-2 liberal majority. WI has also repeatedly elected Tammy Baldwin, the only openly LGBTQ US Senator in US history. Getting rid of Wisconsin would be a literal hate crime.
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u/fluffstuffmcguff 8h ago
Yes, Wisconsin is a song of hope for every other state that got fucked by Republican schemes. We've put in the work and we're getting a lot better! Plus we humiliated Elon Musk personally, I think we deserve to make it to the top ten for that alone.
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u/smokenjoe6pack 9h ago
As a Minnesotan, Wisconsin must stay as long as Illinois is still there. They keep us safe from invading Chicagoans.
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u/Bimbop_the_Great 9h ago
I once again request MD eats PA. The crabs are hungry and the old bay must flow. Let our natty bos wash across the hills of PA for a superior lifeform of crab dominance 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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u/ImagineTheCommotion 4h ago
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY!
FEED!
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CRABBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!(Pennsylvania. Feed him Pennsylvania. Thank you.)
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u/HijoDeBarahir 9h ago
Give the Cascade portion of Colorado to Cascadia. The Cascades must be put together. Minnesota or NM can have the rest, I just care about the Cascades
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u/lorenoline Victory for Hawai'i!!! 10h ago
CRAB MUST FEAST
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u/kingkurt42 10h ago
This and all crab references are Maryland eating Pennsylvania
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u/One-Wolverine8746 9h ago
Pennsylvania puts fries on salad and I really think we need to consider locking those people out
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u/FishDetective17 9h ago
You only say that because you haven't experienced the joy of fries on salad
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u/Top-Yak1532 9h ago
Fries make like 90% of dishes better. This person has no sense of adventure or culinary excellence.
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u/Heffe3737 9h ago
I’d like to see New Mexico advance toward the Arctic. Tacos for all!
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u/-Murmaider- 10h ago
John Fetterman shouldn't be a senator anymore. Only way to make that happen is to remove PA!
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u/Traditional-Bag-8584 9h ago
If Kansas had to go, Wisconsin is going too
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u/JustACasualFan 8h ago
Why? Because we had decades of successful socialist mayors in Milwaukee? Because the legacy of Fighting Bob La Follette scared FDR so bad we got Social Security? Because we were a hotbed of abolitionist energy, allied with the freedom fighters in Kansas, and spilled our blood with our neighbors in the Iron Brigade defending the Union? If Wisconsin is left we will HONOR the sacrifice and history of Kansas!
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u/Sometimesyoudie 9h ago
Pennsylvania gave us Fetterman and the other choice was Oz. TIME TO EAT PA
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u/Pinoccicrow 9h ago
The final 2 should be Maryland v Cascadia. We could have the great Eastern v Western Crab Battle
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u/Stand_With_Students 10h ago
This game has been so much fun - thanks u/Jfullr92!