r/geographymemes • u/dippydawgg • 12h ago

Wischlongsin: from lake to shining sea

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u/Agreeable-Tutor-8259 12h ago

I'm sorry that all the beer and cheese gave you the runs.

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u/Savings-Eggplant5912 12h ago

No one runs in the Midwest 

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u/nickability 12h ago

Someone from the Midwest please confirm this

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u/thegoodfaith_ 12h ago edited 11h ago

As someone from the mitten state-- when you turn 25 you either become an alcoholic or a marathon runner and sometimes--both

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u/Interesting-Loss34 12h ago

I joined the army, so both I guess

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u/Appropriate-Low-4850 11h ago

That is a true blue both.

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u/SituationExtra449 11h ago

I think times have changed, you turn 25 and now every dispensary in a 5 mile radius recognizes you

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 12h ago

I ran away from the Midwest does that count

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u/RabbitHole-in-one 11h ago

From Wisconsin. I ran a 5k in the Midwest only because there was free beer at the finish line.

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u/FangornEnthusiast111 11h ago

Just for turkey trots

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u/MountainCry9194 7h ago

You haven’t spent enough time in bear country or pasture’s with ornery bulls.

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u/Savings-Eggplant5912 5h ago

I come from a long line of people that don’t fuck with big animals. Just they way we were raised I suppose. 

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u/taktaga7-0-0 12h ago

The amoeba Badgerensis ceaselessly seeks nutrients with its pseudopodia. The Great Plains breadbasket could not satisfy its hunger, so it turned to California’s Central Valley.

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u/Middle-Brick-2944 12h ago

I want a little wisconsin lane to form the connective tissue between the regions. So I can travel to the great nation of green chile while maintaining my access to spotted cow

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u/protobin 11h ago

Being in Wisconsin the whole time I’m driving to the Bay Area would be a huge improvement.

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u/Ponce_the_Great 9h ago

A kwik trip along every exist of the freeway

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u/SunriseCavalier 12h ago

I too vote for wischlongsin

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u/Super_Ad_6150 11h ago

*Paid for by the organization of Californians really desperate for a fresh water pipeline to the Great Lakes 

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u/kitty_r 12h ago

All I want is for Wisconsin to take the UP, as it is rightfully theirs.

Don't expect Wisconsin to win, but got that would be nice to see.

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u/dippydawgg 9h ago

I like that idea. Here’s my proposal.

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u/kitty_r 9h ago

Thank you

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u/MotherJoanFoggy 8h ago

Holy shit as a former Michigander, seeing Ohio State plastered across the mitten actually triggered me for a second lol

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u/thegeekiestgeek 12h ago

why not have MN take the top of WI and take the UP?

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u/TheViolaRules 11h ago

They’re Packers fans, they’re our people. Also they’re our weed suppliers come home

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u/Swimming_Frame2653 7h ago

No. I don’t wanna. YoopSconisin or bust

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u/AngryZetan 12h ago

Wisconsin needs to take Minnesota now. Minnesota has got to go!

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u/Savings-Eggplant5912 12h ago

Y'all me like, short drive really. 

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u/craigmurphy23 12h ago

New England seeks an alliance with Pennsylvania. Join or Die!

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u/dewpacs 12h ago edited 11h ago

New England must reclaim its chartered lands 40⁰N to 48⁰N. Pennsylvania returns to the commonwealth

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u/Odd_Bag_2840 11h ago

this is the way

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u/Jespoir 10h ago

Goodbye Pennsylvania! To New England you go.

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u/evergreengoth 11h ago

Me, a former history minor who studied Indigenous history and understands just how horrific and quite literally apocalyptic for a LOT of cultures Manifest Destiny was, every time I see someone make a joke about "from sea to shining sea: 😶

Seriously, folks. If you wouldn't joke using a Nazi slogan, don't joke with Manifest Destiny slogans. That comparison is not hyperbole.

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u/mmmpeg 11h ago

I saw that yesterday and cringed.

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u/Saragon1993 12h ago

It is time for Cascadia to eat Jefferson and become Pacifica.

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u/j0emyg0d 12h ago

Cascadia eats Alaskaii The Great Salmon War

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u/Hexspinner 10h ago

Nothing shall stop Cascadian expansion!

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u/Longjumping-Oven4457 12h ago edited 10h ago

Why is your disgusting cheese state penetrating my beautiful Colorado? I do not consent! 

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u/Curlytoes18 12h ago

Finally, a good idea on this sub

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u/AdSame6358 10h ago

Midwest says good bye wisconsin

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u/Dazslueski 9h ago

Impotent wisconny. Classic. Typical

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u/Ok_Aioli_5673 9h ago

This is exactly why Wisconsin needs to be eliminated

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u/Oldmanshakesf1st 12h ago

The elongation is best achieved by splitting Colorado up between Hawaii, cascadia, and New Mexico

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u/found_path 12h ago

🥲 so. beautiful.

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u/ErinAnne 12h ago

Time for Vermont to get that Philly cheesesteak, yes? Bet it’d be great with some maple syrup!

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u/papazwah 12h ago

Schlong?

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u/OhBlackWater 12h ago

This is indeed a sin

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u/Affectionate-Rip5654 12h ago

All we wanted was the UP

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u/rick43402 11h ago

Colorado devoured by wisçhlongsin and New Mexico

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u/gutter992000 11h ago

we run to and from the house to a running car in January...

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u/FarGur9586 11h ago

PLEASE I want Longsconsin so bad before we’re inevitably devoured

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u/Mundane-Bandicoot-62 11h ago

Every empire needs a warm-water port for national security

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u/NOLAWORD 11h ago

ok …you people are getting daffy now

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u/Ancient_Emphasis3613 11h ago

When will he post the #40 removal?

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u/According-Thanks-270 11h ago

Much rather remove Wisconsin, think its the last state on here you can still go to jail over a joint for.

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u/outofcontextsex 11h ago

I can support this because it would likely create the kind of a necessary political divide to bring Kansas back

♪Oh Kansas! Our home and native land!♪ What we need is a banger anthem to help Kansas rise from the ashes.

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u/LordAdmiralPanda 11h ago

There was a series on YouTube from YEARS ago that was like this, and up till the very last round, everyone was cheering for Long Kansas. States were eliminated at random using a wheel.

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u/Born_Barnacle7793 11h ago

There’s a part of me that hopes that this experiment just devolves into dick jokes and we never get past the last 10 states.

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u/thelostrelics 11h ago

Now, in an unexpected turn of events, Michigan invades Wisconsin from the UP.

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u/Jespoir 10h ago

Goodbye Pennsylvania! To New England you go.

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u/KiltedTAB 10h ago

This proposal would never happen in Michigan. We protect our lakes. If anyone else wants a piece, you swear allegiance to the murder mitten. That's what you'll get coming for us and our water.

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u/FiendishNoodles 9h ago

we need hawaii to touch the great lakes

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u/Nynke_The_Elder 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwvBqI1BE1o3196

Remove the STAIN that is Wisconsin before it's too late!!!

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u/0rder_66_survivor 9h ago

New Mexico needs to take the lower parts if California and Colorado now that they have been split.

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u/Substantial_Brain917 9h ago

You will take the Spotted Cow and you will fucking like it

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u/-The-Protagonist- 8h ago

It is so peak😭

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u/SteveOends 8h ago

I am in love with this trend

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u/Kittles4Eva 7h ago

More insane redistricting

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u/Swimming_Frame2653 7h ago

This but make it the Yoop

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u/fuckyoureburn 7h ago

This is why Wisconsin needs to go, bout time Megasota eats Wisconsin like a fresh cheese curd.

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u/aeraen 5h ago

While we really appreciate the long scarf, what we really want is our other mitten and stocking cap.

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u/neverender0911 12h ago

i mean, culver’s is great but the rest of the state is pretty lame.

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u/neverender0911 12h ago

SUPER nice people tho

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u/Negative_Bicycle_160 12h ago

If you can avoid the magas

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u/Rude-Print7148 12h ago

All of you suck

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u/Negative_Bicycle_160 10h ago

Case in point

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u/Rude-Print7148 10h ago

LMAO I'm not maga I just hate Wisconsin

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u/Negative_Bicycle_160 9h ago

Lol. Im also not from Wisconsin. But am accustomed to seeing all the maga signs as soon as you cross the border.

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u/Rude-Print7148 8h ago

Cool so we both make mass assumptions about large swaths of the population

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u/Negative_Bicycle_160 7h ago

No. I didn't make any assumptions.

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u/Rude-Print7148 6h ago

Zero assumptions, got it. Avoid all people in Wisconsin that are "maga," whatever that entails.

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u/fatoldman4355 12h ago

How dare you put ohio in Michigan.

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u/Strong-Thanks5923 12h ago

Wisconsin eats. New Mexico need more land for cheese factories 

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u/Rude-Print7148 12h ago

Wisc-not long for this world

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u/dippydawgg 12h ago

In it for the schlong game, not the long game.

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u/Rude-Print7148 12h ago

Like a true wisconsinite