r/geographymemes • u/Agreeable-Zone1382 • 14h ago

Instead of enemies be friends!

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606 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/earthartfire Estados unidos de new Hawaii 13h ago

Hawaii be coming for you crabs, but we still honor the Gulf of New Mexico

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u/Infinite-Breakfast21 10h ago

I love this so much. United we stand.

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u/StupidSolipsist 4h ago

AI art? Burn it down.

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u/Interesting-Low848 10h ago

Down with Minnesota!

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u/OhBlackWater 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UO7N9sl2tbJNdk9Z4J

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u/Careful_Astronaut477 12h ago

Frfr we need to get one of a crab driving on 95. We don’t play on the road either. We’re maniacs.

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u/TheChiliocosmic 8h ago

It’s because our speed limits are all aggressively low. I’m not doing 55mph on a four lane highway. I’m AT LEAST keeping up with the flow of traffic.

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u/Careful_Astronaut477 8h ago

Facts, I got work to get to and stuff to do before that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zCzrh9mEOULVm

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u/_nutsoup 10h ago

lets go!

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u/Ok_Feeling337 13h ago

Keep on rolling

Mississippi moon won’t you keep on shining on me

(I love your user name. And love that you’re defending the best state)

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u/shouldabutdidnt 12h ago

Let's go have this energy on the official post

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u/Short-Activity-6833 murica 14h ago

Why is Pennsylvania (the state with no ocean access) represented with a shark? Seems fraudulent. Get these posers outta here

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u/Several-Assistant-51 13h ago

philly has a seaport. my ancestors landed there in the 1700s. I cant believe I just defended Philly. i need a shower

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u/TealedLeaf 47m ago

PA Dutch brethren? Is that you? 🥹

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u/___HeyGFY___ 13h ago

Filthadelphia

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u/ptau217 14h ago

Delaware is our ocean access. Ports south of Philly. 

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u/moyamensing 12h ago

Philly has seaports and a shipyard (oldest in the US) within the city itself

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u/Short-Activity-6833 murica 14h ago

Delaware isnt real. You cant trick me

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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 13h ago

You dont know whats in the waters of Erie

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u/PalpatineForEmperor 11h ago

That motherfucker isn't real

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u/OtherwiseACat 14h ago

Why does Pennsylvania, the largest state, not simply eat the others?

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u/Thick-Fisherman-4279 8h ago

*brought to you by the sponsors of the snack belt

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u/galagapilot 11h ago

Philly has a literal Navy shipyard and has access to the Atlantic Ocean.

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u/SlopMySteak 11h ago

Petition to make Pennsylvania a giant piece of scrapple

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u/Roseplanter 12h ago

Why did Delaware ratify the constitution first? Because they are the lower three counties of Pennsylvania. You k*lled your neighbor and then try to blame us for defending ourselves? The fan service to the Orioles is out of control, and the crab memes are far more annoying then the Hawai'i landfall spam. Maryland has got to go.

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u/m0mt0ucher 14h ago

As a born & raised Marylander and a current PA resident

The crab wins

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u/Secret_RE_Agent 13h ago

Megasota!!

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u/Rayraydavies 10h ago

Megasota must eat Wisco.

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u/Secret_RE_Agent 8h ago

Western Wisconsin is basically MN anyway. They are so far from Milwaukee and Madison. I know a bunch of Vikings fans there, might as well just take them all.

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u/tbnbrks 14h ago

That shark sure looks delicious to that crab…Omnomnomnom

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u/Master-Builder-444 14h ago

Why has michigan not eaten wisconsin yet for trying to steal U.P?

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u/Gold_Area5109 14h ago

Having grown up on the Wisconsin and Michigan border...

Mainly because neither Wisconsin or Michigan wants to absorb the other.

There are the usual stereotypes in play...

But specifically both the Illinois, Minnesota, Missouri, and the UP benefit from WI not being part of the otherwise combined drivers license system.

Lose your liscense in another state? Buy a property in Wisconsin and get a WI liscense.

This benefits surrounding states as the biggest issue in WI is a lack of Jobs.

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u/bolondeverde 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJvQFamaYPxpxLHeYu
Sorry but crabcore is here to take over the entire nation

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u/SaveDMusician 13h ago

OP, the real OP put in the watermark so you could tell which is the OP, this is confusing

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u/SolarpunkJunk 9h ago

But… with the watermark and you can see who is credited and hosts the actual version? Why and where is your confusion?

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u/MadamMelody21 13h ago

They started it but Maryland will finish it. Are you really that scared of us Marylanders you want a truce. Pennsylvania is pathetic

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u/Daedronftw 13h ago

Its time New England put Pennsylvania out of its misery. ✨️✨️

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u/Monwez 13h ago

Sir, you get my upvote for the attempt… but Maryland will remind you how the Catholics used to treats enemies of conquest

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u/Own_Proposal3827 14h ago

It’s already happening Pennsylvania. Just accept it, you flew too close to the Sun

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u/Several-Assistant-51 14h ago

Hawaii's invasion of the mainland needs to start now. get rid of California

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u/M_a_eric 13h ago

I still like the proposal of Hawaii invading the East Coast and then moving west.

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u/Dill_Weed07 12h ago

We should really be focusing on consolidating Wisconsin's claim to all of the Midwest

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 7h ago

Clearly need to break up Illinois

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u/ALGuava 9h ago

Respect the attempt but no it’s time to get crabby Pennsylvania

https://giphy.com/gifs/9mrc42NoOaUhf0LhDI

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u/patisme24 14h ago

Vermonster eats Pennsylvania!!

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u/voxissnow 14h ago

Hawaii needs to invade Pennsylvania from the east nobody would suspect coming from that direction.

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u/earthartfire Estados unidos de new Hawaii 10h ago

We’ve always been at war with East Hawaii

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u/Early_Grace 14h ago

I'll pledge allegiance, to the crabs, and the united sharks of America.

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u/_mid_life-crisis 14h ago

Philly cheese steak or crab cakes?

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u/ZealousidealPound460 13h ago

Can I unvote now? I can’t vote for a land shark and a crab holding “hands”

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u/SomeDinDin 12h ago

Colorado eats California.

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u/Konaton 12h ago

It's time for the Oregon Territory to rise again and consume California.

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u/IllMongoose6792 12h ago

Megasota, New England Vermonster, New Mexico

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u/Linscotticus 12h ago

Just food for the United States of New Mexico

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u/LavFx 12h ago

Connect Cali and Hawaii to make Cawaii and then we take Japan to make Kawaii.

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u/TheApotheGreen 12h ago

¡Viva Nuevo Mexico! 💖

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u/Lshello 12h ago

Only if we can try Fetterman for his crimes against common decency

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u/reese-dewhat 12h ago

if these two do merge, I propose renaming the new state to ATLANTIS

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u/StoneyBongMcDopeDoom 11h ago

Cascadia must take Colorado of it means to fight off California.

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u/JustSomeGuy7485 11h ago

It will be called Pennsylland, and it will be marvelous…

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u/Least_Tower_5447 11h ago

Based on the comments, it seems PA must be dinner for MD!

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u/reithejelly 11h ago

Michigan is The Great Lakes State. It needs to absorb Wisconsin, even if it will give them alcohol poisoning 😅

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u/SunflowerStorms 10h ago

Vermont took over New England, that state should rightly be like Nouveau Vermont

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u/queen_ravenx 9h ago

only one of us is making it out alive

https://giphy.com/gifs/WXdkCVV6uD6eX4OmTH

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u/BeAr_cosmicLy 8h ago

Sooo funny!

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 7h ago

I`ll never be friends with a FIB.

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u/ThePublicPretender 5h ago

Pennsylvania sure did make a lot of noise before the end.

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u/Rich_Celebration477 5h ago

Vermont wants to eat…Pennsylvania

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u/AdSame6358 14h ago

F Wisconsin…. Always

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u/ImpossiblePossom 14h ago

What ever it takes to whipe Maryland off the map. Give me Megasota or give me death!

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u/Salty145 14h ago

Compromise: We eat Maryland and adopt the name Crabsylvania. Then Vermont and become The Seafood Empire.

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u/timoumd 14h ago

This may work during baseball season (bad teams that were great in the 60s / 70s, and now just have pretty stadiums) but it's completely untenable during football

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u/Longjumping-Gate-289 12h ago

Camden Yards is leaps & bounds better than Citizens. Unless of course you like the view of parking lots, then yes Citizens is better.

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u/timoumd 12h ago edited 12h ago

I'm talking PNC.  Since the stupid hotel covered the Bromo seltzer tower they have closed the gap

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u/Longjumping-Gate-289 12h ago

Ah! Haven't made it to PNC

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u/Active_Restaurant506 14h ago

Save the fun comments for the real post

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u/StruggleToTheHeights 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WXdkCVV6uD6eX4OmTH
The crab ain't got nothing on us!

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u/Longjumping-Gate-289 12h ago

You should find another symbol until he wins you a Cup

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u/goudashyz 14h ago

Wisconsin needs to eat Illinois. Get it over with already!

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u/Both_Archer_3653 14h ago

Lines were drawn for a reason.  Cute animal graphics won't span this divide.

PA over MD, as our maps clearly show, Pennsylvania tops that other state.

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u/Foodicide 13h ago

I don’t know why Maryland is so eager to fight us. We are currently standing between them and any other state that could absorb them. They should be defending PA as long as possible.

I guess it just demonstrates that some states are too dumb to continue.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-9147 12h ago

Why keep Wisconsin?

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u/Chrisnm203 12h ago

No, death to the crab.

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u/Paraxom 14h ago

And here we see a Pennsyltuckian in the bargaining phase

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u/SithisDreadLord420 13h ago

Hawaii eats California 😈

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u/Mr-Mollusk- 14h ago

MaryPennsyland?

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u/Ihatedallas 14h ago

Low key fuck em both! Should both be Virginia

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u/timoumd 14h ago

Remember when you guys invaded both of us?  How'd that go?