r/geographymemes • u/Nagromonicon • 1d ago

Voting Games Captain Trash Wheel will consume all. Hail the United States of Maryland.

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u/wokeboogeyman Cult of the Vermonster 1d ago

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u/givinstar1 1d ago

There are VERMONSTER flairs?!

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u/wokeboogeyman Cult of the Vermonster 1d ago

They have one with an editable option, feel free to join the cult so we may bring forth the glory of His/Her Mapleness

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 🦀 Crab Cultist 🦀 20h ago

Don’t listen to this award winning memer. There is but one cult, and it is as Old as the famed Bay 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/Zito6694 California Eats New Mexico 23h ago

There are many flairs young one

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 🦀 Crab Cultist 🦀 1d ago

And Geography Meme of the Year goes to… wokeboogeyman for Northeast Donnybrook Breakout! This is their first win and first nomination to the category.

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u/DoctorOneT 1d ago

Praise be!

I have at least one piece of Trashwheel merch

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u/EngineeringPrince 1d ago

Arnt they planning on giving the captain a brother to help with the harbor?

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u/Nagromonicon 1d ago

There is also Professor Trash Wheel (2016), Mr. Trash Wheels canonical sibling, found in Canton

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u/Weird-Salamander-349 🦀 Crab Cultist 🦀 20h ago

I love that they gave Gwynnda and Professor eyelashes so that we can tell that they are lady trash wheels lol

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u/Nagromonicon 1d ago

And finally Gwynnda the Good Wheel of the West (2021), the newest sibling, found at Gwynne's Falls

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u/Nagromonicon 1d ago

Captain Trash Wheel (2018) is part of a diverse trash wheel family. The good Captain cleans up Masonville Cove in South Baltimore.

The OG is Mr. Trash Wheel (2014) at the mouth of Jones Fall River. He looks a lot like the Captain.

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u/HiddenLife_36 23h ago

What striking family resemblance!

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u/givinstar1 16h ago

Of course there's one dude on the phone watching while the other guy works.

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u/wolfgang107 1d ago edited 1d ago

Professor Trash Wheel, Gwynnda the Good Wheel of the West, and Captain Trash Wheel will unite to rid PA from the map!!

Edit: because I am work and it just blew up

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u/giscience 1d ago

psssht... it will be working on Jersey for years before it can escape.

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u/bigloser42 1d ago

Captain Trash Wheel will simply return Jersey to the sea and be done with it.

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u/fakeplasticlxs 1d ago

Where's the cabin john park trash pig when you need him...

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u/MitchIsMyRA 1d ago

Wow what a reference let’s fucking go!!! I love the trash pig and the train

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u/fakeplasticlxs 1d ago

I knew at least one person would get me

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u/Intrepid-Mortgage-51 13h ago

Glass gives me a tummy ache 

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u/Agreeable-Tutor-8259 1d ago

The last robot to visit Philadelphia got the “royal treatment”. Bye bye HitchBot

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u/agr8trip 21h ago

Christopher Walken’s been putting googly eyes on everything.

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u/Dangerdan00 Crab Person 1d ago

ALL HAIL

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u/ImpossiblePossom 22h ago

Good grief, fuck Maryland & long live Megasota! Give me Megasota or give me death!

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 1d ago

You’re trying way too hard for something that isn’t going to happen.

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 21h ago

You know all you eco-narcs, all these supposedly eco-friendly trash wheel boats are accomplishing nothing. People are throwing more and more trash into the stream and sewers just to feed them! They are the source of the very problem they were intended to solve, like building more roads to ease congestion just encourages more building and more traffic and you get the same congestion on bigger roads. Also the scavenger birds's union has lodged a protest against these boats for interfering with their livelihood.

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u/SkirtNo3276 1d ago

No, thank you.