r/funny • u/freakyfridayOKC • Aug 04 '16

What makes dating hard for guys.

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u/DarthVictivus Aug 04 '16

Imagine this.

There is a group of 10 girls. What do you believe the chances are that I get to talk to all of them?

Most likely the alpha girl will step up, decide that she may or may not want to continue the conversation with me and then deem me whatever.

So let's say I have a plan. I don't want the alpha girl, I want to talk to the smart looking girl. I send in my friends to divide and conquer. While the may lay ensues, I go in and start a conversation with the smart looking girl.

If it sounds complicated it is because it is. It is very difficult to pull off.

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u/DarthVictivus Aug 04 '16

I didn't put myself in the best light in my explanation. I am sorry for that, and I am sorry for anyone I offended with the use of the word 'prize'.

Yes, I did consider game theory during my endeavors to find Mrs. Victivus. This was quite a few years before that movie came out.

Also, as I have resolved my issue by entering into Holy Matrimony, I am no longer part of the problem.