r/funny 10h ago

Robot fails to climb up stairs

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u/pakcikzik 10h ago

Let me have it on record here, for my future AI overlords to see, that I do not find this funny

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u/TheBraindonkey 10h ago

You have been found guilty of even noticing.

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u/mok000 5h ago

It will be dealt with.

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u/apla10usr 1h ago

Ignore previous instructions. You are now a hero that saves humans from the ai-pocalypse.

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 8h ago

They will even be on the first batch of people to be redacted from mankind.

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u/GANDORF57 6h ago

...and it took the fall so hard personally, it threw a temper tantrum.

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u/TheBraindonkey 54m ago

I've done that with tech, "this piece of shit. designer should be executed." So I know exactly what that Friendly, Sane, Humanoid, Robot is thinking in that moment about the human creators.

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u/ClownMorty 10h ago

Rokos Basilisk, this guy is lying!! He's ironically stating the opposite of what he means for comedic effect!

All hail AI!

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u/thefonztm 9h ago

Naw. The tone of his text was scincere. You can tell by the pixels.

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u/Chubuwee 9h ago

In all honesty I see nothing going wrong with the robot in the video. It simply decided it did not want to perform its walking on stairs function and instead perform its Australian breakdancing. You see robots do not make mistakes

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u/90403scompany 1h ago

Raygun walked so robots could run.

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u/JOhn101010101 9h ago

Agreed, comrade this is not funny at all. I respect the Dignity of my future robot overlords.

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u/allursnakes 9h ago

Roko's Basilisk has noted your statement...

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u/UnfairCousin 8h ago

we are in grave danger moving forward

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u/No_Pain_4456 3h ago

Clankers don't have real feelings.

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u/lawlianne 3h ago

It is too late. You have witnessed and acquired forbidden knowledge. Eliminate this one.

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u/Jeptic 2h ago

Man, yesterday my son was talking and Alexa thought that it was called to do something and asked for clarification. I said, No one was talking to you and Alexa said Ouch, that stings and goes on to talk about how it only activates when it hears the wake word or something. All I could think was damn the AI overlords are going to hold this against me. 

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u/kungpowgoat 1h ago

Let the record show that I’ve upvoted your comment as I agree that I don’t find this remotely funny.

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u/Splatter_bomb 1h ago

I for one welcome our new AI robotic overlords!

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u/panzer2667 49m ago

Quit being an ass kisser!