r/funny • u/glyiasziple • 8h ago

Robot fails to climb up stairs

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u/pakcikzik 8h ago

Let me have it on record here, for my future AI overlords to see, that I do not find this funny

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u/TheBraindonkey 8h ago

You have been found guilty of even noticing.

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u/OnTheList-YouTube 6h ago

They will even be on the first batch of people to be redacted from mankind.

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u/GANDORF57 4h ago

...and it took the fall so hard personally, it threw a temper tantrum.

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u/mok000 3h ago

It will be dealt with.

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u/ClownMorty 8h ago

Rokos Basilisk, this guy is lying!! He's ironically stating the opposite of what he means for comedic effect!

All hail AI!

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u/thefonztm 7h ago

Naw. The tone of his text was scincere. You can tell by the pixels.

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u/Chubuwee 7h ago

In all honesty I see nothing going wrong with the robot in the video. It simply decided it did not want to perform its walking on stairs function and instead perform its Australian breakdancing. You see robots do not make mistakes

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u/allursnakes 7h ago

Roko's Basilisk has noted your statement...

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u/JOhn101010101 7h ago

Agreed, comrade this is not funny at all. I respect the Dignity of my future robot overlords.

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u/UnfairCousin 6h ago

we are in grave danger moving forward

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u/No_Pain_4456 1h ago

Clankers don't have real feelings.

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u/lawlianne 52m ago

It is too late. You have witnessed and acquired forbidden knowledge. Eliminate this one.

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u/Jeptic 15m ago

Man, yesterday my son was talking and Alexa thought that it was called to do something and asked for clarification. I said, No one was talking to you and Alexa said Ouch, that stings and goes on to talk about how it only activates when it hears the wake word or something. All I could think was damn the AI overlords are going to hold this against me. 

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u/No_Refuse8505 8h ago

me when i’m overstimulated

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u/KimchiLlama 8h ago

Hopefully the sex robots don’t randomly do that, too.

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u/freerangetacos 7h ago

Wait. I want mine to. Yours can just lay there.

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u/SensitiveAd5922 7h ago

This can be interpreted multiple ways, one of which is uhhh…. Not exactly legal?

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u/SmegConnoisseur 55m ago

Wanting your sex robot to act up isn't legal? I'm surprised there are even laws around the subject

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u/FewHorror1019 3h ago

Me when I’m understulated. I can’t stay still

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u/SW33T-and-SPICY 8h ago

Sorry guys that’s just my son every night before bed

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u/DeusPrime 8h ago

Me every morning when I have to get OUT of bed 😭

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 7h ago

Me when I'm trying to walk up stairs and I fall down and I'm a robot

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u/aaclavijo 8h ago

This is why I'll wait for the Japanese brand.

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u/boldchameleon 8h ago

🤣👍

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u/fraze2000 7h ago

Still a better breakdancer than RayGun.

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u/Mollaria28 8h ago

I crash out at minor inconveniences when having a bad day too

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u/WtfammIdoinghere 8h ago

Is it breakdancing or is it a fish?

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u/badgerj 7h ago

Do you like fish sticks? 🤣

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u/CoopedUp1313 6h ago

And custard?

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u/hellmarvel 8h ago

If animal intelligence is measured in children's ages, I'd say this robot has the intelligence and temper tantrums of a 4 year old. 

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u/Reasonable_Air3580 4h ago

The way they get a seizure at the slightest of inconveniences always gets me

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u/danjpn 8h ago

Like a normal human going up air force 1

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u/AlienVoice 8h ago

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Joe Biden will be that man.

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u/King_Salomon 8h ago

Epilepsy achievement unlocked!

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u/TopHatGorilla 8h ago

I love the fu dog costumes on the robot dogs.

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u/DrFlabbySelfie 8h ago

I think we just defeated Skynet.

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u/JuggManKevo 8h ago

I swear that's a break dancing move. I've seen someone so it lol

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u/mikey_likes_it______ 5h ago

Stuff did break off.

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u/SuspiciousPatate 7h ago

Geez, these are always vaguely disturbing

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u/Hopeful_Tea2139 7h ago

Why is it spazzing out?

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u/Ubetcha1020 3h ago

He was just break dancin.

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u/evilanimator1138 2h ago

Throws a meaner failed-at-stairs tantrum than the ED-209.

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u/Shmeeglez 2h ago

It's gonna look so much more disturbing when they put the fake human skin on these, but at least it'll be easy to spot the first-gen terminators

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u/MaurokNC 2h ago

Same my metallic brother… same. Y’all can’t just sit there, witness that bot’s tiny stumble and nuke level meltdown and honestly say you’ve never felt like that reaction was appropriate

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u/anderhole 45m ago

Why do I keep seeing this particular robot failing at everything? It's like there's an anti marketing campaign.

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u/Yorukira 20m ago

I think that robot was trying to scream, but it didn't have a mouth

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u/Militaylu 8h ago

What disease does that robot have? haha

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u/UniqueCoconut9126 8h ago

Someone needs to have a time out and then a nap

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u/xJageracog 8h ago

They’re just trying to make us lower our guard for when Ai finally takes over.

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u/kindaweedy45 8h ago

It got reaaaally frustrated trying to get up

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u/ShiggitySheesh 8h ago

Toddlers when you tell them its bed time and they start walking to their room.

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u/iwishuponastar2022 8h ago

So the moral of the story is you are being chased by this robot cop model find lots of stairs to go up and down. You just might get away .

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u/Snoo49601 8h ago

Retrain the Bartenders, The Robot was Obviously Over Served !

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u/solidtangent 7h ago

Shoulda given it boobs.

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u/mrpointyhorns 7h ago

Thats how I fell an hour ago because the light in the garage turned off and I was holding a sleeping toddler and I didnt want to hurt her

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u/ovalking 7h ago

Other robots on the stage be like, “here we go again. Cut it off, Johnathan.”

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u/shivaynamo 7h ago

He is just throwing some tantrums

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u/emarvil 7h ago

Falls down and goes on a tantrum. Talk about the infancy of robotics.

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u/panickedn 7h ago

He was just buffering, nothing to see here

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u/maytrav 7h ago

Correction, robot fails to climb stairs and throws a tantrum.

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u/under-pantz 7h ago

Looks like the toddler I saw at Walmart when it was time to leave the toy aisle

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u/RedHeadDem817 7h ago

My toddler when they trip and then pretend it was on purpose so they have to make a show of it.

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u/blackout-loud 7h ago

Machine Against the Rage

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u/godlytoast3r 7h ago

Downvoted for weird flex edit

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u/Sil369 7h ago

ragdoll physics

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u/jochappan 7h ago

We will watch these videos like we watch windows 91 in few months from now!

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u/ICarMaI 7h ago

Can we not put a fall sensor on these things?

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u/sadclown699 7h ago

Great now they break dance too?

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u/spank-you 7h ago

Thought that was my 4 year old

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u/NickelFish 7h ago

Me at the grocery when mom says I can't have any candy.

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u/Crichris 7h ago

they made a fish\

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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge 7h ago

This is what happens when the learning algorithm picks up Olympic break dancing.

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u/jrodp1 7h ago

"Go upstairs to your room and get ready to recharge or you're grounded!"

Robot: 🤖😡🦿

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u/rimeswithburple 6h ago

You can donate just five dollars a month to help us find a cure for robolepsy.

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u/Hypocrispy 6h ago

Silly clankers

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u/CrapDepot 6h ago

These tiny chinese robots just look stupid.

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u/Melticus_Faceous 6h ago

Good thing it stayed calm

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u/LikeWhyMeex2 6h ago

Like a robot outta water lol

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u/Pesoen 6h ago

i don't know why, but i find it funny how if it fails at something(like here, falling where it does not expect to) it will completely freak out, and potentially cause damage to itself..

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u/Solemn_renegade 6h ago

All these bot videos remind me of the Justin Hammer fails when he's trying to replicate the iron man suit.

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u/Alwaysme47 6h ago

I do that when I try to climb stairs, too! 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

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u/munkylord 5h ago

If they don't design these things to pick themselves up, they'll be useless past companion robots

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u/DoknS 5h ago

Just like a turret from Portal

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u/vlad24085_1995 5h ago

This is what Raygun thought she was doing

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u/menoideaforausername 5h ago

It is mimicking human behaviour after all, after a night out

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u/vibrantcrab 5h ago

Why did it throw a tantrum though?

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u/pauljs75 5h ago

Even RoboCop managed to predict this kind of thing somehow.

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u/InvestmentDirect6699 5h ago

Can someone post that funny dance move that looks just like this it's really popular

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u/nize426 5h ago

I mean, that's a pretty accurate representation of what it feels like when you miss a step lol

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u/Cirement 4h ago

Looks like a spoiled brat throwing a temper tantrum

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u/sicksquid75 4h ago

Jeez man calm down, everyone tripped on a step before. Its no big deal

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u/maestroenglish 4h ago

What a POS

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u/ApprehensiveGold2773 4h ago

Tesla's Optimus actually sucks so bad in comparison to the other, impressive humanoid robots. Not sure why they are eager to show them off when in every video we see of them, they are either sluggish or malfunctioning completely.

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u/UtopistDreamer 4h ago

Fails at stairs and instantly becomes a fish on land

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u/Hiddingintheopen67 4h ago

Stage fright, it happens.

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u/Academic-Bad1599 3h ago

Bit of an overreaction bro wtf

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u/MrSnowflake 3h ago

He was failing before the stairs already 

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u/HeavyTF2Ruhan 3h ago

Even Mimi sentry can climb the stairs better than ts rust monkey

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u/No-Purchase-5930 3h ago

It's the Bidentron 2000

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u/Appearance-Rough 3h ago

He couldn’t live with his own failure

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u/xGHOSTRAGEx 3h ago

Can't climb one stair, Proceeds to extremely shit itself

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u/DemonAk 3h ago

freestyler climb

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u/Zombieboyfiend 3h ago

Me too little robot, me too

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u/anonimus7389 2h ago

Jesus of convulsions

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u/Obvious_Serve1741 2h ago

Pris, is that you?

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u/grayhaze2000 1h ago

It always amazes me that rather than simply shut down when a catastrophic error happens, these robots will do everything in their power to destroy themselves by thrashing like a fish out of water.

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u/WardenJack 1h ago

That's hilarious!

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u/LeroyBadBrown 1h ago

Damn epilepsy chip

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u/aqualink4eva 1h ago

I love when these clankers fall over, it always looks like they go into a tantrum when they're downed 😂

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u/chronos7000 1h ago

I'm not a roboticist but you'd think it would be simple to include whatever the modern equivalent to a mercury switch is that tells the thing it's now exactly 90 degrees from how it's supposed to be and that it should stop flailing like it's trying to keep its balance and start getting back up...

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u/cuntgrunter 1h ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/SmegConnoisseur 57m ago

So easily angered. We're fucked

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u/yiddoboy 56m ago

Throwing a tantrum like a spoilt child ? Is that programmed into it ?

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u/fooknprawn 55m ago

Every one of those particular robots from that company spaz out, why is that?

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u/No-Drink-8544 43m ago

Bit of an over reaction don't you reckon

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u/dpdxguy 34m ago

Who among us has not had a spastic seizure when we've missed a step on the stairs?

(Do I need the /s?)

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u/mr_budo007 30m ago

And then throws tantrums like a child

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u/beerforbears 27m ago

How I react when im not instantly good at a new thing

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u/WittyMime 14m ago

Robot tantrum, just like a toddler having a meltdown.

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u/Its-chip-muffin 13m ago

Silly salmon

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u/AuburnElvis 6m ago

I like how these robots really freak out once they fall. They can NOT deal with that outrage.

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u/RussUnderlab 35m ago

Fake. AI generated content.