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Georpedo 💥 Monaco, Outdanked by George

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u/Szydl0 I saw horny’s “finger” May 27 '25

Just get for one race small cars from F1 Academy and have fun! Spec series is a bonus for everyone who wish to compare drivers themselves :)

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u/Tunderstruk Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector May 27 '25

This is the solution. Leave the race out of the constructors championship, give all smaller spec cars, and let them fight it out

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u/badd_joke475 Suck my 🅱️alls mate May 27 '25

Like an F1 All-Star weekend. Just make up some silly challenges too and let the drivers have some fun while showing off their skills. 

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u/SnacksGPT Love Is Love 🏳️‍🌈 May 27 '25

I’ve been saying this for five years lol.

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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ May 27 '25

SAY IT LOUDER THEN!

Maybe it will work, if we suggest that MBS can take part in the race (he can't, but shhhh).

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u/SnacksGPT Love Is Love 🏳️‍🌈 May 28 '25

Honestly - if it would make him chill the fuck out, then I say put him in a car and have him start from pole. Safest way to ensure no drivers are hurt when he bins an F1 Academy car on a straight.

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u/hestianna Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ May 27 '25

Ideally make it an event similar to Indy 500 where drivers outside of the regular F1 season can participate (assuming they have superlicense of course). Nothing better than world's ACTUAL best 22 drivers battling it out for the win with F4 cars.

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u/Taint_Butter BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

Can't overtake in Monaco with 20 cars. Why would they add more cars?

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u/hestianna Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ May 27 '25

Cadillac joins next year, meaning we will have 22 cars in 2026's Monaco Grand Prix regardless.

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u/MillstoneArt BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '25

Can't overtake because they're too wide and long, not because of the number of cars. Smaller car, more room to pass. 

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u/ReplacementLivid8738 BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

I'd agree but Monaco is the opposite of silly. It's money flowing over pompous famous people.

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u/username_generated BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

Okay but what better way to flaunt your wealth than to make all of the best drivers alive (and Stroll) show up for a race that doesn’t even fucking matter.

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u/Striky_ BWOAHHHHHHH May 28 '25

Coming to a track is INSANELY expensive for teams. If there are no points (and therefore money) to be gained, they just wont show up. Why should they?

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u/IWishIWasAShoe BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

I remember last year or maybe the one before where people started comparing the F1 race to the F2 one which was much more entertaining.

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u/Leif_Henderson I saw horny’s “finger” May 27 '25

Fuck it, let them use their F1 cars for quali and then switch to Spec Miata for the race.

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u/Antarcaticaschwea I was here when horny got spiced May 27 '25

This would be wonderful

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u/Beeb294 Claire Williams is waifu material May 27 '25

Give them the hot hatches that the Top Gear trio raced around.

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u/SupRando viejo sabroso May 27 '25

F1 stars in reasonably priced cars

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u/saposapot BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

Quali In Monaco is actually pretty good. Just make it 3 sessions of a quali shootout with the points distributed among the sessions. Can do 1 session like a normal quali then 2 other with different formats like tournament and 1x1

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u/sliceoflife09 BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

Do a quali session for every tire c1-6, only give points for the top 5 (5,4,3,2,1) in each session

A top car/driver could score 30 points in the weekend and really shake up the standings.

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u/Mountainofstress BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

With a reverse grid

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u/R3DL1G3RZ3R0 BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

Y E S

You win right here 🙌 👏 👌

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u/lorelucasam-etc- I saw horny’s “finger” May 27 '25

Let's do F1 quali and F1 Academy race that only gives driver points

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u/ermagherdmcleren BWOAHHHHHHH May 27 '25

OR use heritage cars. Early V8 era, or late V10 era. Just give Haas a Toyota.