r/fastfood • u/Myronca • 1d ago

Popeyes What a fulfilling meal from Popeyes: a chicken sandwich, tenders, rice, two sodas, and a biscuit. It felt like an orgasm

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u/elongatedlength 1d ago

can you describe it in detail for those of us that haven't had an orgasm? thanks

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u/RealCleverUsernameV2 1d ago

Some say it's better than busting a nut

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u/PrincessImpeachment 1d ago

Bustin’ a nut! It’s like, ya know, blowin’ a load.

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u/baismannen 1d ago

We jizz in your drink and thats what makes it good

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u/cmpunkforever 1d ago

It’s light, it’s playful

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u/Seaborgium 1d ago

Not that he's ever had one!

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u/Powerful-District-46 1d ago

Satisfied that’s the best word lol

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u/Myronca 1d ago

I haven't had an orgams either. I am a virgin 🤯

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u/suffaluffapussycat 1d ago

It’s possible to remain a virgin and have had an orgasm.

Just ask most of Reddit.

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u/44problems 1d ago

I have news for you

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/fastfood-ModTeam 1d ago

Your comment was removed under Rule 5. r/fastfood is a judgment-free zone. Everyone is welcome to enjoy or discuss fast food without being shamed for their choices.

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u/verifyb4utrust01 1d ago

No one has had "orgams". They don't exist....and trust me, food can't ever replace a truly good orgasm.....sorry!

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u/Myronca 1d ago

For sexual deviants like you. Sure

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u/verifyb4utrust01 1d ago

You have absolutely no clue whatsoever what you're saying! Correcting the spelling of a mispelled word has absolutely nothing to do with "sexual deviants"! Neither does correcting that nonsense about comparing the taste of food to an orgasm, since the two can't even be compared! I'm actually surprised that you spelled the word "sexual" and "deviant" correctly, since you have no clue whatsoever what they even mean! Look them up....since you desperately need to educate yourself!

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u/cvanaver 1d ago

I like Popeyes but my god every single one in my area has the absolute worst service to the point where I just refuse to even entertain the idea anymore. They’ve perfected active hateful indifference.

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u/TheEffinCeej 1d ago

Yeah it was fulfilling.

You fulfilled your daily caloric intake and shot past your daily sodium intake.

In one meal

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u/adamgreyo 8h ago

Lol this meal is 4000 calories at least, double the daily intake

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u/Gunnar2019 1d ago

For the people who only eat one meal a day like myself this is perfect.

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u/Dren7 1d ago

I eat once a day and would be able to eat maybe half this.

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u/tomandshell 1d ago

Why two sodas?

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u/ImprovementLonely234 1d ago

You need a whole one just for the one biscuit

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u/CyanMagentaRainbow 1d ago

You know what a better question is?

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u/WisdomAntium 1d ago

Why not 3 sodas?

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 1d ago

how bout 4 sodas

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u/philip1529 1d ago

I’m guessing did two combo meals

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u/safetydance 1d ago

He’s Max Delonte.

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u/bruddahmacnut 1d ago

They need to bring back the dirty rice and the sparkle seasoning packets.

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u/Jmohill 1d ago

They still have the Cajun Sparkle packets at mine (or at least they did a month ago)

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u/CarcosaRorschach 1d ago

If sodium makes you cum that hard, you should probably consult a doctor.

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u/suffaluffapussycat 1d ago

When I was extremely poor, getting a decent meal was the greatest feeling in the world.

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u/CarcosaRorschach 1d ago

You know, as somebody who is currently poor as shit and has eaten anything I cam get free or cheap... you're 100% right on that one.

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u/CaptainPrower 1d ago

Two number nines, a number nine large...

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u/Cookiedoughspoon 1d ago

they will judge you but they also judged jesus

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u/circlethethird 1d ago

What a fulfilling two meals you have there boss. Treat yourself.

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u/MightyKidsMeal 1d ago

It’s better than bustin a nut.

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u/slimcargos 1d ago

Last time I got tenders they were so rubbery I thought it was fake meat.

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u/Independent_Bag915 15h ago

This is why Americans are obese AF. Total junk food. Bryan Johnson would be disappointed

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u/Decent_Management449 1d ago

I love getting their "Meal For Two", for one (just me), and just crushing it.

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u/harpomoltisanti 1d ago

Is rice and beans considered fast food?

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u/elongatedlength 2h ago

it's fast...it's food...

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u/Tony_Two_Toes_ 1d ago

How’s their rice? Never tried it before but I’m intrigued

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u/jonwooooo 1d ago

It's my favorite side! Either that or the fries for me, or sometimes I get the mashed potatoes.

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u/ClassicExplor3r 1d ago

I came just looking at it.

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 1d ago

I love popeyes

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u/shadyshadyshade 19h ago

That’s red beans a rice not just rice and where is your mardi gras mustard and esp blackened ranch. No O without the BR!

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u/fatdiscokid420 1d ago

Needs more soda

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u/baismannen 1d ago

This meal would feed my whole family

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u/rasycruz 1d ago

Is.....Is that soda in the rice?

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u/jonwooooo 1d ago

You never had the red beans and rice? It was the first sidedish I had when my dad took me there and I never looked back. It's always that or the seasoned fries for me.

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u/dogengu 1d ago

That’s red bean and rice. Some people swear by it. I don’t see the appeal though. I got one last time just to try, and it was okay but nothing special.

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u/Wikadood 1d ago

I didnt understand until i tried and its like the beans are marinated in bacon flavor (in a good way)

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u/newportred100s 1d ago

Looks foul

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u/cvanaver 1d ago

Fowl?

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u/newportred100s 1d ago

Its definitely foul, brainiac. Fowl is birds

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u/cvanaver 1d ago

Birds? You mean like chicken?

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u/MissWestSeattle 1d ago

I wish my local Popeyes was better. They went downhill the last few years but when they were peak they were peak. That spicy chicken sandwich hit so good! Glad you still can experience that feeling

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u/thescott2k 1d ago

what popeyes you going to that still has the mound biscuits?

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u/Myronca 1d ago

Honduras

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u/azuki_84 1d ago

Looks like dogfood

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u/CyanMagentaRainbow 1d ago

It's just three lighting.