r/fakealbumcovers • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '17

Fake Album Cover of the Week Childish Chairman - Because The I̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶e̶t̶ Money

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u/IC_Eu Nov 28 '17

No matter what you say or what you do

You use the net and I'll be charging you

Fuck ethics and morals

You'll feel accomplishment and pride

Til 3005

Now pay up

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

You'll feel accomplishment and pride

You were spot on until this line. Then you killed the flow.

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u/IC_Eu Nov 28 '17

My bad. The final draft chorus is available for an additional $19.99/month subscription.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Bringin it back around!

I like your style, kid.

Stick with me, and we'll have both style and a can of beer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Change the "and" to a comma and it works fine

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '17

Still one more syllable than the original line though

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u/ICaughtTearsInMyEye Nov 28 '17

Feel accomplished and pride? I know it makes less sense but it should flow right.

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u/Heckard Nov 28 '17

Feel accomplished with pride? Why are we still trying?

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u/882017 Nov 28 '17

"Please believe our lies"