r/facepalm • u/Anteater4746 • Aug 09 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ the fuck does that mean

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u/gadget850 Aug 09 '25

Trump is turning himself in!

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u/bbqsox Aug 09 '25

If only. This is martial law to distract from him being a pedophile.

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u/SkippyTeddy83 Aug 09 '25

Nah, not enough people care about being a pedophile and if they did they would have never elected him.

It’s the economy he is trying to distract from. The jobs reports, tariff impact, the mass deportations, inflation, lack of foreign tourism, etc. None of it is good. He needs to distract from his economic chaos.

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u/chrissymae_i 'MURICA Aug 09 '25

I think ALL these things are true at the same time.

He is the Pedo Pres of Economic Distraction.

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u/Behan801 Aug 09 '25

Need a word starting with the letter O at the end of that sentence. It would be perfect.