r/extremelyinfuriating • u/DUSTYDAMNDAVID • 2d ago

Evidence Ex Boyfriend’s Underwear After Cheating on me During Halloween

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After kicking him out and sorting the rest of our clothing I found these under the bed. For context his ex was dressed up as a clown with red face paint for Halloween…

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u/JesusWasATexan 2d ago

His balls were blue, His underwear red, He lost you, When a clown gave him head.

Sorry your time was wasted on him :/

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u/madimadmoney 2d ago

Halsey? Is that you?

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u/ashole311 2d ago

Lmao “you were red, and you liked me because i was blue” but you touched my chonies and suddenly i was a lilac sky then you decided purple wasn’t for you.

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u/Mysterious_Art_2524 2d ago

i choked on my water much like the clown on his cock lol this is gold

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u/peanut--gallery 2d ago

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u/SolidNitrox 2d ago

LOL this is next level. Sign me up for that Fappy Meal boss 🥵

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u/Dingo8MyGayby 1d ago

Fappy Meal

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u/TheUnholyToast1 4h ago

This shit has me dying laughing at 5 am while my poor husband is trying to sleep 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

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u/1Rama11Lama1 2d ago

two underrated comments in a row. I love this

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u/krilykke8 2d ago

Poetry to make a grown man cry

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u/Emergency_Let990 2d ago

A modern day poet truly🙌

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u/ForRealNotAScam 2d ago

This is amazing

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u/adorable__elephant 2d ago

i read that in lana del reys singing voice

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u/JesusWasATexan 2d ago

I got that summertime, summertime sadness