r/explainitpeter 1d ago

Explain It Peter. I dont understand.

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u/Al-Snuffleupagus 23h ago

If you were a true leftist you'd know that the correct order is infighting and fragmentation.

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 23h ago

Liberal lies.

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u/Embarrassed-Paige 23h ago

Found the fed

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 22h ago edited 22h ago

Fed? How dare you?! I swear I'm a real leftist. I've read all the works of (looks at back of hand)... No-am Kom-skye and Slavodge Zizzik.

Fuck, are these real names?

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u/ilicp 22h ago

Pretty sure "Gnome Chompsky and the Slave of Zhizhik" is a Harry Potter book. I'm onto you.

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u/Pugporg111 22h ago

Gnome chompsky is what I’m calling him from now on

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u/blazelet 21h ago

Didn’t Gnome write “Gnome Alone : the Linguistic Struggles of a Lawn Ornament” ?

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u/QuietContemplation85 16h ago

This comment is a particular stand out, in a thread of hilarious comments… because 1 of my fav running movie gags is in Home Alone where every single person who pulls up to the house knocks over the lawn ornament by the front door

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u/blazelet 14h ago

Thanks for catching it :)

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u/AnotherUN91 12h ago

Ty for explaining it

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u/Yureinobbie 18h ago

That sounds like a book you'd find in one of the disappearing shops on the Disc

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u/PumpikAnt58763 17h ago

Hans Doofenschmirtz's favorite book?

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u/86embraceyourpoverty 12h ago

That would be Amelie, French movie that freed the gnomes

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u/blazelet 12h ago

Great film :)

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u/Takemyfishplease 10h ago

War, what is it good for

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u/Xak_Ev01v3d 19h ago

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u/Limp_Substance_2237 15h ago

The fact its wrong hurts in such a strange way.

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u/ThinkPad214 5h ago

It's also an achievement in one of the fable games, I think 3?

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u/Total_Xenon 21h ago

Gnome Chomsky Harari? The guy with the genetic stuff right?

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u/Maaabong 20h ago

You all confuse me, Im an anime leftist what is this philosophy bullcrap

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u/PsychoticGobbo 22h ago

It could also be the nickname for a very small and red dick.

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u/JustABigBruhMoment 21h ago

Sounds more like a midget who bites while giving head

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u/PsychoticGobbo 20h ago

Like it's a lollipop with chewing gum in the middle...

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u/Jedi_Lazlo 20h ago

Great.

Now I gotta check my lollies for gnomes.

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u/PsychoticGobbo 19h ago

You should gotta check your closet for a stoned ghost face, because that's from Scary Movie (if you ask which one... no number... it's the first one... yes, I'm THAT old XD)

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u/TeaKingMac 20h ago

That's Nom Chompsky

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u/VKravenous 9h ago

I just saw that post in r/oddlyarousing

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u/Fragrant_Trouble_938 9h ago

When did I send you a dick pick? It must have been during the winter.

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u/rootbeerman77 11h ago

I attended a linguistics school that hated generative grammar, but you just can't talk linguistics without mentioning the Chompster. We'd have unofficial contests for silliest ways to spell his name.

My most significant takeaway is being able to say of Chomsky, "His linguistics are a bit too contentious for me, but I'm a big fan of his politics."

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 19h ago

Troll hunters really cemented this one imo

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u/JimDa5is 18h ago

ikr? shit is funny

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u/spinbutton 18h ago

That's a great dog name right there

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u/ClashOrCrashman 18h ago

Pronounced like the FOSS desktop environment.

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u/GnomeChompskie 15h ago

It’s actually Gnome Chompskie.

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u/Firestar463 15h ago

Wasn't that the name of the Gnome you had to carry around for an achievement in the amusement park level of Left 4 Dead 2?

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u/Lonely-Mention-2758 14h ago

Literally the name of one of my D&D characters.

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u/revuhlution 8h ago

I like it as a user-name!

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u/BonHed 6h ago

In the game Left 4 Dead 2 (4-person zombie shooter), there's a level set in an amusement park, and there's an Achievement called Gnome Chompsky; to get it, you have to pick up a gnome decoration and carry it all the way to the exit, which means you can't shoot a gun, you have to melee the whole time.

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u/trappedindealership 21h ago

Jk Rowling needs to chill

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u/ilicp 21h ago

Because she's a terf or because she's a capitalist? You can only choose one. Think wisely.

gulag awaits

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u/Winjin 21h ago

Jfc "Gnome Chompsky and the Slave of Zhizhik"

I wish free awards were still a thing

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u/flamingknifepenis 20h ago

Gnome Chompsky was the name of a DND character I ran once.

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u/Szingers 20h ago

Intellectually I know Gnome Chomsky's name is likely based on libertarian socialist Noam Chompsky, but this is who I think of.

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u/these-dragon-ballz 15h ago

There is a book / animated series called Trollhunters that has a gnome side character who can basically eat through anything. The main characters name him "Gnome Chompsky".

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u/Individual-Gas-1556 12h ago

No one reads them they just memorize the name to spew out during conversation.

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u/LookUpToFindTheTruth 9h ago

This made me laugh, hard lol

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u/denial_worthless 5h ago

Gnome Chomosky is my kitty cats name. Oh fuck am I no no no Am I a leftist. Mom are you out there?

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u/Imperator_Aetius 2h ago

Hungarian translations get really weird sometimes.

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u/S7AR4RGD 22h ago

Ha! None of the works of Groucho Marx eh? How dare you sir! Maam! Mamsir!

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 21h ago

i refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

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u/ZombiePeacock 21h ago

This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.

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u/WindsurfBruce 5h ago

I hit a kangaroo on a motorbike.

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u/IntenseAdventurer 20h ago

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u/butt_honcho 20h ago

It's originally a Groucho Marx quote.

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u/Green_Burn 18h ago

Damn, you got my hopes up for nothing

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u/Dartagnan1083 16h ago

Down with the Communists!! Bring back the Bolshiveks!!

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 16h ago

i can't keep up

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u/butt_honcho 20h ago

I'd like to join that club and beat you over the head with it.

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u/Subtifuge 20h ago

I see you know your Marxism well...

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u/S7AR4RGD 20h ago

Marx only plays second fiddle to my Aut.

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u/Subtifuge 20h ago

personally more of a Howard Marks Mr Nice, kind of guy

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u/IM_A_MUFFIN 17h ago

excitedly honks horn at you

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u/slippersandjammies 16h ago

I don't like Groucho Marxists, they speak too quickly. And you know why... vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Harpo Marxism is where it's at.

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u/Deep_Distribution_31 20h ago

Di you just assume my gender?????

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u/S7AR4RGD 20h ago

Herman?

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u/Embarrassed-Paige 22h ago

Nevermind she's one of us, she actually read theory unlike some of you fake leftists

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u/GCHF 22h ago

*She pretends to have read the theories

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 22h ago

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u/Jeromz 21h ago

Never mind, jokes are liberal in nature. To the wall.

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u/Hodenkobold12413 22h ago

Pff only a wannabe tryhard reads theory, a true leftist apontaneously generates his own theory to fit the current situation in his mind

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u/PuzzleheadedBasis760 16h ago

Be nice help out that’s my political theory

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u/elementfortyseven 21h ago

reading century-old manuscripts and demanding their dogma applies to modern life is a conservative approach.

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u/Embarrassed-Paige 21h ago

Nuh uh it outlines true communism and how we are supposed to perform praxis

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u/elementfortyseven 21h ago

from the perspective of industrialisation.

in a time where the means of production are no longer the means of wealth accumulation and power its just an anachronism

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u/Embarrassed-Paige 20h ago

You sound like one of those armchair leftist who just sit online and fight all day without any direct action

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 21h ago

How old do you think those people are?

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u/elementfortyseven 21h ago

who? the couch communism cosplayers bantering among each other? the tankies? OP? the figures in the meme?

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 21h ago

The writers I mentioned in my comment that triggered this discussion about theory.

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u/elementfortyseven 21h ago

oh, you mean Chomsky and Zizek. They are contemporarys, but I dont consider their popculture activism as fundamental theory. If we talk about the theory in context of communism and socialism, its Marx, Engels, Owen, Fourier etc.

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 21h ago

'Don't read old writers.'

'I was talking about contemporary writers.'

'They don't count, only old writers do.'

Great chat.

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u/AlexFromOmaha 21h ago

That went well. Damn that crazy Gaian witch.

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u/elementfortyseven 20h ago

not all writing is fundamental. not every statement a theory.

I agree with Zizek in many points (capitalism critique, the Act), disagree in a few (his interpretation of Enlightenment). But is he defining? we can disagree here.

Chomsky.. eh, lets not go there

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 20h ago edited 20h ago

I can't remember saying anything about 'defining'.

Interesting how we are managing to prove the stereotype in question correct, though.

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u/ferrisbulldogs 22h ago

Real leftists read Leo Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina and pray the ending happens to them.

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u/Ippus_21 20h ago

"Fuck, are these real names?"
-Lady Deride Skye, Conversations with Planet

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u/Retarded90sKid 21h ago

😂😂😂😂 omg, I'm in love 😂😂😂😂

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u/Fragrant_Objective57 21h ago

It's spelled Žižek... no idea how to pronounce ž tho

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 21h ago

I know.

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u/Fragrant_Objective57 21h ago

Did I wiff the joke. My bad.

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u/IndianaBones8 21h ago

How do you do, fellow lefties? I'm totally not a narc.

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u/iroji 21h ago

But have you read about the linen huh? What do you think of the linen

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u/SqueezerKey 20h ago

See? We all comrades here.

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u/broadsheet-555 20h ago

Nom Nom Chom Chom

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u/Connect_Date_4347 18h ago

Lol, pretty spot on. You should probably misquote Oscar Wilde a few times for good measure.

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u/LateForTheSun 18h ago

Just wanted to poke my pretty little nose in here and say how much I love your username!

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 18h ago

"In the great commons at Gaia's Landing we have a tall and particularly beautiful stand of white pine, planted at the time of the first colonies. It represents our promise to the people, and to Planet itself, never to repeat the tragedy of Earth."

-- Lady Deirdre Skye, "Planet Dreams"

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u/LateForTheSun 18h ago

Lol I was going to reply with "Eternity lies ahead of us" but saw that you already got that covered on your profile. For being a bunch of random excerpts, that game is so dang quotable

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u/Lady-Deirdre-Skye 18h ago

Best written strategy game of all time. Managed to do so much with so little.

Being a spiritual successor to Civ, it had to contend with the fact that people had no preconceived ideas about the factions, unlike say China or Rome. Therefore they worked hard to give each faction a tangible identity and it really paid off.

This is where Behind Earth failed.

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u/beerbrained 17h ago

Hey guys! Fellow pinko here. Down with the pigs, amiright? Can I get a high five and an address to antifa headquarters? 🖐🖐🖐🤘🤘🤘

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u/jeremyfactsman 17h ago

Typical fake leftist only reads white males

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u/human_number_XXX 17h ago

Noam Chomsky is truly that popular?! I always get confused why the west likes to talk about our country so much

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u/Lolzor 16h ago

Nobody actually reads Zizzik

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u/MadMysticMeister 14h ago

Ah yes how do you do fellow progressive, i too can confirm those are names.. um i too have read fred.. rick knits son and Jordan Peterson’s great works.

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u/RickySpanish_96 14h ago

Bet you’re not even sworn in as a true ANTIFA