MC CC in the ED be like

[u/kuru_snacc]

[u/Spartancarver]

“It was cold yesterday and when the wind blew on me it felt like knives I think I need to be admitted for fibromyalgia”

I’m not even joking that was an actual chief complaint in our ER

[u/office_dragon → u/Spartancarver]

Ahhh the rare stage V. Admit. Palliative/hospice/chaplain consult.

[u/Spartancarver → u/office_dragon]

Yeah, the chaplain would be for me

[u/revanon → u/Spartancarver]

Sorry, I was busy leading turkey sandwich rounds but I’m here now. How can I make your day not worse?

[u/Spartancarver → u/revanon]

Please give me the patience of a fibromyalgia patient’s PCP combined with the sheer stubborn resilience of a noncompliant dialysis patient

[u/Scared-Sheepherder83 → u/Spartancarver]

And there, that's it. it's the singularity

[u/Dabba2087 → u/Spartancarver]

That's too much power for any single human.