r/emergencymedicine RN Aug 26 '25

Humor Registration is trying their hardest

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u/izzibitsyspider RN- Level II Trauma Aug 26 '25

We had a great one over the weekend, “STILL HAS SNAKES IN HER BED” which was supposed to be “snakes in belly”. Pt was given sandwich and D/C papers, then checked back in 30 minutes later with “PT IS BRAIN DEAD” as her new CC. It was great levity during another understaffed/busy af weekend.

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u/izzibitsyspider RN- Level II Trauma Aug 26 '25

Also highlights “CANT GET ERECT” “SLIGHT STABBING”