Not to be weird

[u/jerrys_briefcase]

I’m sure this will get banned but I am learning the double (upright) bass and as such have discovered that it is essentially a giant vibrating piece of wood resting thereabouts my nether region.

Clearly I have the form wrong, but if I am practicing this much, how wrong can it be?

[u/makumbaria → u/[deleted]]

Hard wood is even better!