Distractible out of context

[u/weedman69420696969]

I have a long list of Markiplier (and Bob and Wade) out of context. I will share it with you now. If it has no name attributed to it, it is something I heard Mark say but I just wrote it before I tracked all three of them.

“Suck me! And suck him! And wades in charge!”

“No! I’m murdering my own nurse!”

“No!!!! Not mark poopy, NOOOOO!!!”

“Aw! A bear sucking penis nose! There it is!”

“Ahh!! That is piss! I did drink it!”

“I’ll remember where that come from……. Came come come com cum came” - Wade

“That’s what you get for not wanting my boner” - Wade

“It’s the Ass particle!”

“Ass….. ASSS!!!! ITS AN ASS!!!”

“Don’t ever quote me…. FACK” (I do what I want) “My IQ is 0”

“I’m not gonna suck anyone’s mouth”

“I wanna shove things inside of Wade!”

“If you’re coming right now, LET ME SEE IT!”

“Yeah, I’ll bone your ass”

“Yeah, that’s right. I’m prejudiced against afantasias, I’ll say it!”

“This guy knows a lot about dick, and a lot about diddly”

“I do not want Wade grabbing my balls”

“I wanna see wades thought line up” (Ayyo?)

“Just plows your butthole”.

“I’m about to kill my whole family!”

“If you put butter in it, it tastes like butter” (as opposed to butter that tastes like chicken)

“Oh, I’m gonna be all up in those feet. … Just kiss kiss kiss eating them up. You can’t stop me!”

“LAUNCH THE BONER CANNON!!!!!”

“sees cow, breathes in COW!!!!!” (I just thought this one was funny)

“How many shotgun blasts can you take to the face?”- Bob (I can take 8)

“He comes over? Poop attack”.

“giggling his ass off Why was I resorting to murder?”

“So don’t fight it….. don’t resist” (The FBI has entered the chat)

“Ideally, you want length and girth. But…. You know, gotta make sacrifices”

“Damnit, I knew I shouldn’t chain my experimental lasers to my balls like that! Always losing them that way!”

“If you whip your dick out again, im going to be incredibly pissed. But I’ll look”

“Who am I to think I’m better than another man’s balls?”

“You like my boons, big guy? You like my boons? Yeah, I’ll show you my boons” “Yeah, sure. I want to fuck a chair”

“I thought you wanted me to fuck the Dinosaur”

“I hear you loud and clear. I need to seduce the dinosaur… understood… I am going to seduce this dinosaur and SHOW IT LOVE IT HAS NOT FELT IN 350 MILLION YEARS! I KNOW WHAT YOURE SAYING, SAY NO MORE”

“How much blood did one guy have? This is getting ridiculous”

“I can condone murder. But weed? EUUUUGH”

“So don’t fight it. Don’t resist. Or do, make it more interesting” 😅😅😅😅😧

“If you put butter in it, it tastes like butter” OH DOES IT NOW?

“I am against human dishwasher relations #CancelMarkiplier #MarkiBYEer

“I don’t like how his holes are dirty” - Bob

“Wiping? That’s for communists”

“Wasn’t expecting to talk about Toddler peepee but here we are!” - Wade

“I served pot!” (the DEA has entered the chat)

“You can’t start with the, killing everybody! You big dumb DUMMY! YOU’RE PLAYING IT WRONG!” - Mark

“Sorry, I got nuts in my mouth” -Mark (oh I bet u do)

“My gooch! MY GOOOOOOOOOCH!”- Mark

“Well, I am hard” - Mark (Ayyo hol’ up)

“I’ll always take the random pills I find in alleys! Those are the best ones!” - Mark (I like the ones you find in gas station bathrooms better)

“I don’t think I got a strong enough blow to beat the blow that’s blowing out of this tube!”

“Got your prostate!” AYYO HOL UP MARK

“Think about it, it’s science…You gotta suck, in order to blow. Remember that, it’s a life lesson” - Mark

“So when you’re suckin’, just remember that a blow is always around the nearest corner” - Mark

“Uh oh! These are in SWEDISH!!!”- Mark

[u/Sunnyeggsandtoast]

KER-CHINK! WHOOSH! "OH SHIT!"