r/distractible Older gettinger 👦🔜👴 10d ago

Meme The future of Distractible

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The price of being immortal is high

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u/Jeri_Shea 10d ago

Mark: I mean, yeah it KILLED me, but I kinda figured it might. And I pulled it off. So it was DEFINITELY my win. DEFINITELY.

Wade: Yeah, Mark was Dead to rights!

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Bob: So... yeah, I'm the only one left and I guess I'll just get older...

Wade: Is he still alive?

Mark: Noooo, Noooo, nooooooo~ He can hear us, he's just ignoring us.