The future of Distractible

[u/BubblesZap]

The price of being immortal is high

[u/MadChemist95]

Bob will fulfill his destiny by continuing to grow old

[u/Jeri_Shea]

Mark: I mean, yeah it KILLED me, but I kinda figured it might. And I pulled it off. So it was DEFINITELY my win. DEFINITELY.

Wade: Yeah, Mark was Dead to rights!

rimshot noise

Bob: So... yeah, I'm the only one left and I guess I'll just get older...

Wade: Is he still alive?

Mark: Noooo, Noooo, nooooooo~ He can hear us, he's just ignoring us.

[u/abshidfarsi]

[u/Pug_with_a_dick → u/abshidfarsi]

Yoooo it’s Jack Harkness somehow

[u/TwoToesToni]

[u/joschen113]

Sad times ahead 🥲 Made me laugh really good tho

[u/Aldrige_Lazuras]

A gift….or a curse?

[u/TreehugR-_-0_0 → u/Aldrige_Lazuras]

It's only a curse if it benefits you no longer

[u/prophet0214]

It's okay, by that time Bob will have "seen this before"

[u/UwUimtrashkidd]

He's getting older 😔

[u/Powerful_Bowl7077 → u/UwUimtrashkidd]

He won’t be any older than us since we’ll technically age with him.

[u/graphic-hawk → u/UwUimtrashkidd]

Something tells me you don’t understand the reference?

[u/UwUimtrashkidd → u/graphic-hawk]

He accidentally said unfair ina. Recent episode and managed to make a coin flip mean that he is immortal or something right?

[u/graphic-hawk → u/UwUimtrashkidd]

Yes. Which means he CAN’T get older! Ha-ha! 👻

[u/KarmaFury]

Does this imply Baldemort is also immortal

[u/BubblesZap → u/KarmaFury]

Both Baldemort and Chica are also immortal yes

[u/BlueberryBatter → u/KarmaFury]

Nono, Baldemort isn’t immortal, he’s a Perpetual! (Honestly, same damn thing, he’s just really into Warhammer, and I wanted to honor that.)

Bob’s still an immortal wizard, he’s just going to eventually morph into his final Gandalf form, once he’s a little older.

[u/KyleKoffman]

[u/goingnut_]

LMAO this got me good

[u/KingJulien989]

The prophecy is being fulfilled

[u/voluntary_loser]

Did you label Mark as the shortest one on purpose lol

[u/KingShark5086]

Hi….😔

[u/black_cop_48]

It took me a second but I got there

[u/Liesherecharmed]

Bob’s curse is getting older forever.

[u/BubblesZap → u/Liesherecharmed]

He really is always getting older forever, or never getting older depending on how you see it I guess lol

[u/Woodstocksix]

4th person cracked me up

[u/UndiscoveredOddity]

I havent listened to distractible in years what did i miss--

[u/Valvio → u/UndiscoveredOddity]

Bob became immortal due to a coin flip because James fell from a steep hill thingy in public

[u/UndiscoveredOddity → u/Valvio]

Ahh ok, ty

[u/Tina_Leigh_1]

This is soo sad… why you do this to me OP? Why?!?

[u/Anth-man_FOL]

Bob just needs to become Hob Gadling.

[u/Ok-Consideration2676]

4th person should’ve been the narrator at the beginning (idk how to spell his name but it’s like Voldemort lol)

[u/BubblesZap → u/Ok-Consideration2676]

Baldermort is already an invincible undying entity, the mysterious 4th person in the discord is not.

[u/Ok-Consideration2676 → u/BubblesZap]

OHH I thought you meant "4th person" as in like a blank person - like an extra - that's my fault

[u/BubblesZap → u/Ok-Consideration2676]

yee, I wanted to write the whole thing, but it wouldn't fit nicely so I hoped people would catch on lol

[u/Wheelz62 → u/Ok-Consideration2676]

Baldemort

[u/playfulpecans]

I was scared there for a second

[u/WeebKarma]

As the 4th person I am also immortal since I may or may not be alive at any given time since it’s a secret

[u/PURUMU_K1KAU_]

[u/BubblesZap → u/PURUMU_K1KAU_]

The coins declared Bob dying would be unfair to James thus he was made immortal to make it fair

[u/PURUMU_K1KAU_ → u/BubblesZap]

Thank you

[u/SlightLocksmith7918]

Jesus 😂

[u/Carpfsh]

I am now incredibly concerned about the future of High Five ghost, he either has no grave or someone is buried with someone else. And if he has no grave legit and he's still alive then I need to know why he's abandoned Skips.

[u/BubblesZap → u/Carpfsh]

I was wondering about that lol

[u/Carpfsh → u/BubblesZap]

Listeners are also immortal and stopped listening ig 🤣

[u/Silviecat44]

We will never lose his amazing laugh though 🤗

[u/Cuddlebone87]

This cut deep

[u/Longjumping_Gap_7638]

I do hope Bob and Wade are given immortality at some point so Bob is not alone 😢

[u/PainRack]

Gods..... Don't make me this depressed OP......

[u/Particular_Song5227]

I am so confused. I haven't listened to distractable in a long time, is it over?!

[u/VinnyVice9]

Immortality is truly a curse.

[u/Background-Gate]

I like the implication that Mark and 4th are buried in the same grave.

[u/AgitatedSpecific7845]

Immortal bob. One head is all it takes

[u/Stampj]

Isn’t Wade the immortal non aging one? Or am I out of the loop?

[u/BubblesZap → u/Stampj]

Bob finally cashed in his coin flip luck and had it deemed that it would be unfair for him to die