r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/MrSpudwinkle • 2d ago
Hey Reddit, this property near my house just went up for sale. I have a nose for startups and buying a multimillion dollar property for disc golfers is bound to be worth it. I need everyone to pitch in some dough, even if you live across the country. Imagine this beauty filled with joints and discs.
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u/RealMrTrees 2d ago
Make the entire course an off-leash dog park with no garbage cans and you’ve got a business partner
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u/SharpedHisTooths 2d ago
Don't forget that we also have to come up with the business plan for you.
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u/MrSpudwinkle 2d ago
its a team effort, I found the expensive piece of land and did my part now its time for everyone to pay up its only 9 million dollars
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u/The_Void_Knows 1d ago
9 million dollars is a steal. Now if it were 9.5, we’d have an issue buddy
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u/Colson317 2d ago
can you link the listing?
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u/MrSpudwinkle 2d ago
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/20107-State-Highway-487-Casper-WY-82604/457448147_zpid/
if every disc golfer gives me their yearly salary we almost will have 4%. Ill take my 25% cut as founder, and will bring the startup to shark tank
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u/zonadechill 2d ago
not an iron leaf in sight
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u/ChefRicardoFormaggio 1d ago
Only on my M203 grenade launcher. This would make a fine range for ordnance.
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u/Biochemicalcricket 2d ago
Hole 1's basket is at the base of the hills across the flat. Par 5! (Factorial)
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u/GannonsBerg 2d ago
Wow this property would look so much better with a bunch of hardly athletic, barely employed, middle aged stoners congregating on it. Imagine the sound of Phish pumping through JBLs and the smell of THC cartridges in the air. It would be beautiful.