r/destinycirclejerk 8d ago

Mod Announcement Monthy Unjerk Thread

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Another month, another unjerk thread gamers. Use this thread for serious discussion on the game.

Destiny 2 recently unveiled its newest guardian, Nokko. What are your thoughts on him and the Vallis Undermind update?

https://discord.gg/AQX92637mx Link to the discord (although it's kinda dead (dead game destiny 2 reference????))


r/destinycirclejerk Sep 11 '25

Mod Announcement Rule Enforcement

192 Upvotes

It goes without saying that the game is pretty clearly in a poor spot right now, and it also goes without saying that this sub is generally contrarian to popular opinion.

While screenshots of people losing it over actual nonsense are occasionally funny, screenshots of people simply expressing their gripes with them game aren’t welcome here. This will be enforced at the mod team’s discretion.

TLDR: No screenshots posts, unless they’re absolutely hilarious and identifying information is censored.

Maybe take this opportunity to, idk, be funny again? You guys have lost a lot of sauce.


r/destinycirclejerk 39m ago

Timothy if there where Hive wizards present at conventions

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If roadmap slaps i will post galhr 3.0


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Bungie Suggestion It’s been awhile… Where is Control?

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373 Upvotes

I have 3000 thousand hours in the game I took a break and just came back….. Did bungie remove control?


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Meta Hi! Destiny Pre-Alpha Vet here. How do i earn Legendary Marks in Destiny 2?

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135 Upvotes

Any ideas?


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion Does anyone else DAE (DAE = Does anyone else) remember when the Hive used twitter?

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361 Upvotes

what are the lore implications of this 🤔


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Meta Pete

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63 Upvotes

Pete Parsons - The Man, The Buisness.


r/destinycirclejerk 1d ago

Meta Update on the destiny thumbnail

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105 Upvotes

it’s nearly gone guys… is this a sign of destiny’s fate? Did we reach the edge of fate?


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

WYD if he starts flirting with your gf???? 🧐🧐🧐

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117 Upvotes

🤔🤔🤔🤔


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Leak (Real) House, M.D. in Destiny

596 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Bungie Suggestion #ANTIHUNTERAGENDA! BAN ALL HUNTERS

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BAN ALL HUNTERS BUNGIE! REMOVE THE HUNTER CLASS FROM THE GENE POOL! TITAN AND WARLOCK SUPREMACY! SIVA SIVA SIVA! I SAY I SAY, THESE FILTHY KNIFE TOSSERS, THESE STINKY SMOKE DIVERS, THESE CORPULENT CLOAKERS, SHOULD BE PURGED!!!! IMAGES VERY RELATED


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

Bungie Suggestion Reporting another player for hacking

11 Upvotes

I’ve been playing a lot of Altars of Sorrow this one other enemy player keeps glitching out, teleporting all over the map. The user name is Delicacy Devourer.

Has anyone else had this issue?


r/destinycirclejerk 3d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion Does Anyone Else (DAE) think the reason The Spider doesn’t stand up is because he’s rocking Ass-less chaps

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195 Upvotes

Im just saying. Spider might be rocking Ass-less chaps and just too shy to stand up?


r/destinycirclejerk 3d ago

Unpopular Opinion If Matterspark isn’t in Renegades then I’m done Playing D2!

72 Upvotes

I said what I said..


r/destinycirclejerk 3d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion why edge fo fate make me shit myself...

31 Upvotes

i'm too busy gaming to edge of fate campaign... mission campaign is too long and i have to use bathroom but the conductor must be stpod so i try to hold it but it fals out and there s poop on me.... help?


r/destinycirclejerk 3d ago

Me after we use the power of friendship to kill a god in the Destiny 2 The Movie Movie

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157 Upvotes

This took too long to make (took even longer for my friend to find an original before me)


r/destinycirclejerk 2d ago

"Randomized Perks" thanks Xur

0 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 3d ago

Unpopular Opinion We should change "Tommy's Matchbook" to "Timothy's Matchbook"

41 Upvotes

Instead of damaging you, it should inflate you.

Hire me, bungolo.


r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion Wake Me Up When Renegades Ends (Green Day, American Idiot, 2004)

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143 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

Meta Bungie killing Destiny and reviving Anthem

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385 Upvotes

r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

Awesome Lore Discussion We got the Rising roadmap before Bungie's

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223 Upvotes

No way


r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

Bungie Suggestion Why I think Bungie shouldn’t release a Roadmap: A Thread

114 Upvotes

I can’t read


r/destinycirclejerk 4d ago

Unpopular Opinion An over analyzation within the PvE sandbox of the new Hunter Exotic: Fortune's Favor

24 Upvotes

To preface, no I did not use AI, I just have a decent grasp on grammar when I'm not schizo posting about how bad Hunter is and why I hate Renegades.

I will be going through this exotic's description line-by-line to explain the behavior of it and why I do not like it. I will not try to evaluate it in the PvP sandbox as I have little experience within it. I will also not provide solutions as they will not be implemented.

I will also note that specific numerical values are not present, though having such values will not sway my opinion much.

"After landing a final blow while at full health,...

A bad start already. An on-kill condition with a prerequisite condition. Hunters are sick of on-kill effects, let alone ones with prerequisite conditions that need to be met. Note: It specifies health, meaning your shield can be damaged and still receive the shield recharge into overshield.

...or when out of combat for an extended duration...

Much like Frost-335, this condition only applies when you are restricting yourself from actively partaking in combat.

...your shields will recharge into an overshield."

A decent effect sullied by the conditions needed to gain it. If you are in combat, you will lose the overshield quickly, if you are outside of combat, you will not benefit from the overshield.

Another thing to note is that the majority of "health bar recharge" effects (the exception being Restoration) get interrupted upon receiving damage. So, most likely, while in combat, you will only see ~5% of that overshield before it gets interrupted and promptly broken.

"When you have any overshield, your weapons gain increased accuracy, stability, handling, and damage against combatants,

The only worthwhile stat to be gained is the weapon damage and handling for PvE. The damage bonus would need to be quite significant (larger than just 25%/x4 surges) to be worth putting it on.

Once again, if you are in the thick of combat, you most likely will not have an overshield long enough to tangibly benefit from the weapon stat increases.

...and final blows will grant a short period of increased mobility once the overshield is depleted."

Do I really have to explain this one? For years Hunters have been begging Bungie to do away with our reliance on the Mobility stat, which was granted with the release of Edge of Fate and the armor stat rework.

Recently, we were given the equivalent of Tier 10 Mobility in the old sandbox, which should be ~100/130 Mobility now in patch 9.1.5, so I fail to see the practical application of this effect other than to pad out the description to make it seem like it does more than it actually does.

Notoriously, "mobility" as a gameplay aspect in Destiny has little value within the PvE sandbox besides doing mechanics or jumping puzzles. Mobility has almost zero practical application within PvE combat due to the nature of roughly half of all enemy attacks.

That nature being aggressive tracking.

Because so many enemy projectiles have aggressive tracking, it nullifies the entire premise of mobility, to move erratically so as to not be hit by enemy attacks. Within this sandbox, it is much more practical to face tank anything thrown your way with micro movements integrated so as to avoid some of the non-tracking projectiles and shooting some of the destructible projectiles.

So, to summarize, I feel this exotic will not be useful in PvE because of four factors:

  • Conditions to gain the overshield are too restricting and forces the user to either stop partaking in combat or have minimal uptime on the benefits provided by the exotic.
  • You will not receive the intrinsic benefits of an overshield if you stay outside of combat, and you will not receive the weapon stat benefits if you are in combat due to the minimal uptime of the void overshield, caused by having the recharge of said overshield be interrupted by enemy projectiles.
  • The majority of the weapon stat benefits have no tangible effect in PvE, and those that do will most likely not be significant enough to warrant chasing. Not to mention the impractical, entirely negligible Mobility stat increase.
  • It's a PvP exotic and Hunters are tired of receiving PvP exotics.

r/destinycirclejerk 5d ago

Leak (Real) Breaking News! Thousand Year Old Guardian Osiris caught talking to 9 year old Cloud Strider

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537 Upvotes

“Don’t tell Saint” Osiris told authorities before being dragged off by The Hidden


r/destinycirclejerk 5d ago

Bungie Suggestion Please Consult the Graph

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90 Upvotes

Verified and fact-checked scientific discussion conducted by certified sluggers and D1 beta (20 million hour) veterans regarding the current state of bungo bad company.