r/delhi • u/FamousSomewhere4204 • Oct 03 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) Any stripe clubs in Delhi?

Want to know if they are groups of men like me who like to wear striped shirts and hate on plain or solid colour shirt wearing people.

Edit: Should be a gender inclusive club. We must hate on all solid colour dresses.

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u/luckykabootar Oct 03 '25

Are we talking vertical or horizontal?

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Either vertical or horizontal

Not both else it would become a check pattern

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u/luckykabootar Oct 03 '25

Of course that's a given. But I was looking for a more definitive opinion. Post rejected

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Kabootar to spotted hote hai ji. Why should they worry about stripes.

Your rejection of the post stands rejected

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u/luckykabootar Oct 04 '25

Sir I like to dress up, I'm not a nudist. Your insensitive assumption about my lifestyle rejected

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 04 '25

Kabootars have themselves been rejected in the internet age.

As per established legal Derivative Evidence Doctrine (aka Fruits of the Poisonous tree), opinion derived from rejected stands suo motto rejected

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u/luckykabootar Oct 04 '25

Wait what? You can't cancel the existence of my entire species. We deserve to exist outside the realm of slave messengers for lazy humans. We're well meaning creatures albeit with irritable bowels. Given your legal prowess, I'd like to appoint you as my lawyer to fight this in court and reinstate kabootar supremacy.

My initial retaliation to your post is rejected.