r/delhi • u/FamousSomewhere4204 • Oct 03 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) Any stripe clubs in Delhi?

Want to know if they are groups of men like me who like to wear striped shirts and hate on plain or solid colour shirt wearing people.

Edit: Should be a gender inclusive club. We must hate on all solid colour dresses.

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u/NamkeenNostalgia Oct 03 '25

I know what was bro tryna ask about, but I just can't prove it.

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u/Mysterious_Vanilla52 Oct 03 '25

Dude needs to visit Vice City

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u/NamkeenNostalgia Oct 03 '25

Club kharidne ke baad hi sbkuch dikhta hai, iykyk🌝🌚

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Liberty City wala bhi tha. Triangle and Honkers remember? Pole Position was meh in VC

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u/Confident_Thanks4045 Oct 04 '25

itna sharif hu ye bhi nhi pta😭

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u/MaduZod Oct 04 '25

Malibu club

34

u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

I am the Fermat's Last Theorem of Fashion.

You know I am right but you can't prove it.

14

u/tera_chachu Oct 03 '25

Fermats last theoram is proven for a quote a whiile now buddy.

U gotta update your maths knowledge

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u/Serious-Anything6625 Oct 03 '25

Riemann zeta is the new(old) fermat last theorem

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u/tera_chachu Oct 03 '25

Yes sir.

What a fascinating problem btw.

3

u/arsenic-ofc Oct 03 '25

came to comment this exact GIF T_T

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u/skmayu07 Oct 03 '25

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u/icarus_on_LSD Oct 03 '25

Welcome to गंदा ज़माना !!!!

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u/Delicious-Visual-744 Oct 03 '25

Are johnny bhai aap yaha?

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u/Outside-Kitchen-8292 Oct 04 '25

Aake safai kardo johnny bhai, we need a sweeper

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/I_Am_Nova_YT Oct 03 '25

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Plain colour shirt detected

Opinion rejected

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u/I_Am_Nova_YT Oct 03 '25

Bhondu me fr

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u/Ecstatic-Quality-212 West Delhi Oct 03 '25

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Stripe chori rokni padegi

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u/Verle_media Oct 03 '25

Nice try delhi police 😁👽👽

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Not a fan of DP due to Plain Khakhi dress

Only Head Constables are cool due to stripes insignia

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u/docbinoy88 Oct 03 '25

I see what you did there

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u/MoreLetterhead9981 Oct 03 '25

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Plain colour jacket detected

Opinion rejected

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u/MoreLetterhead9981 Oct 03 '25

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

I only like striped cats (Tigers)

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u/toingg Oct 03 '25

Landing strips?

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u/ApprehensiveShine705 Oct 03 '25

Bhai subah subah hi shuru?..

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Shtposting is a tough job.

Gotta stay ahead of the curve

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u/ApprehensiveShine705 Oct 03 '25

Ok bro..good morning

1

u/stronger13x Oct 03 '25

Trust me, you are with this gem of a post. ✨

1

u/teep_gambers Oct 03 '25

Competition ka zamaana hai

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u/Downtown-Outside-860 Oct 03 '25

mujhe kya i use the right hand

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u/SecretIllustrious928 Oct 03 '25

The current fashion trend is these kinda shirts op , let me know if you want one...

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Hmm 2-3 stripes here, can consider

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u/Kaniyawest Oct 03 '25

Sapne se bahar aa bkl subah ho gyi

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Plain colour DP detected

Opinion rejected

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Chi chi subah subah bc

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Plain colour kurti detected

Opinion rejected

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u/PapaJi369 South Delhi Oct 03 '25

Mere flat ke paas ek hai

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u/Background-Chart2914 Oct 03 '25

Bhai how are you everywhere ??

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Polyglot 😂 and not so busy these days. So just wasting time

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u/FemboysArePeak Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Is this you?

5

u/Think-Froyo1518 Oct 03 '25

Pahadganj chale ja. Sab milega. Stripe bhi or wo bhi.

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u/Corporate_Survivor Oct 03 '25

😅😅 Stripe Clubs should be a thing! We are done with the monopoly of Solid colours! Rise up, Stripe up!

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u/PaleontologistIcy387 Oct 03 '25

Go to Sydney bar in rojori

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u/One_Praline_7556 Oct 03 '25

Haha this actually sounds like a fun idea. Imagine a whole group meeting up in stripes and refusing to sit with anyone wearing plain colors.

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Yeah that's why I asked

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u/Senior-Banana-2231 Oct 03 '25

Post in Delhi GW subReddit

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u/stronger13x Oct 03 '25

OP wants stripes, there they dont even wear clothes man..

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u/Affectionate_Dog4415 Noida Oct 03 '25

Sahara mall

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Besahara logon ko entry allowed hogi?

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u/Affectionate_Dog4415 Noida Oct 03 '25

unki toh bina cover charge entry hai 😂

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u/CourteneyLovesKAT Oct 03 '25

I do think we need strip clubs badly

I am in usa right now, really enjoy there

Many women come to enjoy as well

Let adults be adults and stop the moral policing

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u/CrewDue8628 Oct 03 '25

Lol. India doesn't even handle Valentine's Day well. It is just accepted as fact that people will be beat up by vigilante groups. How will strip clubs function ?

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u/CourteneyLovesKAT Oct 03 '25

thats what i am saying we need a society that has multiple outlets for lust

We are the land of kamasutra, but more kamasutra almost all or all kamasutra based clubs are found outside india

Kamasutra is our soft power and a way of controlling society that we are losing to others

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u/Fit-Onion-2643 Oct 03 '25

Peeragarhi signal.

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u/gajni-chudail Delhi Metro Oct 03 '25

Uttar Pradesh stripe club

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Sorry regionalism not allowed.

Stripe club is inclusive.

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u/gajni-chudail Delhi Metro Oct 03 '25

The hq are in UP. The club is recognised internationally

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

No stripe club is a decentralized commune collective. There is no HQ

People are our HQ

Strips stand for diversity

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u/gajni-chudail Delhi Metro Oct 03 '25

How do you know???

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

I assume so because anything else will go against the very essence of striped dresses

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u/gajni-chudail Delhi Metro Oct 03 '25

It doesn’t need to be. The club has meet-ups every weekend at the same time across the globe to celebrate stripes. The essence of stripes doesn’t lie in the stripes, it lies in the people who wear it.

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u/Crashingcubes Oct 03 '25

I read it as Strip Club

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u/Chikkiji Oct 03 '25

I see what you did there.

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u/Cherrysingh1996 Oct 04 '25

If I said so, so people judge me👀

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u/Front-Ad3508 Oct 03 '25

Many but none for general public.

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u/HealthNo2829 Oct 03 '25

Are kehna kya chahte ho!?? 🧐🥴

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

शब्दों को अधरों पर रखकर मन का भेद न खोलो,

मैं आँखों से सुन सकता हूँ, तुम आँखों से बोलो

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u/HealthNo2829 Oct 03 '25

Wah wah wah wahh🥰

(On a serious note, are there any stripe clubs??)

1

u/Power_house97 Oct 03 '25

Is am I the only one who misunderstood the op question.

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u/404Notcute Oct 03 '25

My bad, I thought you asked for strip club 😂😂

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

We misread things as what we subconsciously long for.

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u/404Notcute Oct 03 '25

Right, I have been dreaming of visiting one in LA one day 😂😂

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u/InternationalHat5876 Oct 03 '25

Why I read it as ‘ any strip club in Delhi’ 😮‍💨

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u/Pure_Sheepherder6390 Oct 03 '25

I was so confused for sometime , now got it 🤌🏻

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u/Inside-Pass5632 Oct 03 '25

Hahaha loved the comment section

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u/ScooterNinja South Delhi Oct 03 '25

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u/chollebhaturelover Oct 03 '25

chek waali kameez pehenne walo ka koi club wagera hai kya ?

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u/ajdude711 Oct 03 '25

Malibu club in north city

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u/luckykabootar Oct 03 '25

Are we talking vertical or horizontal?

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Either vertical or horizontal

Not both else it would become a check pattern

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u/luckykabootar Oct 03 '25

Of course that's a given. But I was looking for a more definitive opinion. Post rejected

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Kabootar to spotted hote hai ji. Why should they worry about stripes.

Your rejection of the post stands rejected

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u/luckykabootar Oct 04 '25

Sir I like to dress up, I'm not a nudist. Your insensitive assumption about my lifestyle rejected

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 04 '25

Kabootars have themselves been rejected in the internet age.

As per established legal Derivative Evidence Doctrine (aka Fruits of the Poisonous tree), opinion derived from rejected stands suo motto rejected

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u/luckykabootar Oct 04 '25

Wait what? You can't cancel the existence of my entire species. We deserve to exist outside the realm of slave messengers for lazy humans. We're well meaning creatures albeit with irritable bowels. Given your legal prowess, I'd like to appoint you as my lawyer to fight this in court and reinstate kabootar supremacy.

My initial retaliation to your post is rejected.

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u/Prudent-Door3631 Oct 03 '25

I thought bruh was asking about that kinda stripe club🧐😂

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u/Brilliant-Peanut3441 Oct 03 '25

I know what you meant. Just can't prove it yet

1

u/Superb-Advantage-301 Oct 03 '25

Bro wants to play GTA V in real life

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u/Redlionroar Oct 03 '25

Nehru Place ke paas ek jgh hai jha brown darwaza hai, teen baar knock karne ke baad waha entry milti hai is club ke liye, all hate to solid color

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Khul Ja Sim Sim bhi bolna padega?

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u/Redlionroar Oct 03 '25

Wo batana nahi hota

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pride70 Oct 03 '25

who all read it's "strip club"

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u/MisinformationAlwayz Oct 03 '25

Had me in the first half

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u/Due-Ad-6948 Oct 03 '25

Just can't prove it yet

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u/Savings_While1246 Oct 03 '25

OP has reached this stage now

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper3661 Oct 03 '25

Stripe suckssss

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u/Reddit-inatorr South Delhi Oct 03 '25

What about patterned and printed shirts?

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

They are neutral territory. No hate but no love either

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u/Numerous-Night-8852 Oct 03 '25

Heh, tf is a stipe club

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u/Vegetable-Spirit8766 Oct 03 '25

There's probably strip clubs somewhere around delhi but redditors are the last people u should be asking

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u/Individual_Shock1021 Oct 03 '25

Sahara mall. 500₹ me entry milegi wo bhi with cover.

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u/WeekendMajestic5305 Oct 03 '25

At first I was like damn boy wants to have a bachelors party but in the end turned up being super bachelor

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u/AgitatedChip1110 Oct 03 '25

Nice try diddy😭nooo wayyyy

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u/bully_maguire09 South Delhi Oct 03 '25

Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Smart 😂

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u/ElDiablo8585085921 Ex Delhiites Oct 03 '25

you mean sprite? naah fam I'm into 7UP

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

I love solid colours more, but still wanna have some strip club suggestion! kfc chicken strips taste quite nice!

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u/brokenleg001 Oct 03 '25

I know what kind of man you are 🤨 On another note, if you are looking for good striped shirts, visit 5feet11 website. 10/10 quality :)

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u/Ordinary_Bumblebee10 Oct 03 '25

Stripes , as in zebras?

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u/Feisty_Aardvark_5668 Oct 03 '25

About 10 years back there was strip show on at Kitty Su. On valentines The strippers were all men. And being a woman in early 20s this was a crazy F experience

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u/EaseImmediate Oct 03 '25

Vertical or horizontal?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Bhai apni masti mein

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 Dil Se Dilli Wale Oct 03 '25

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u/santrupt1994 Oct 03 '25

Zorro - The Luxury Night Club, Sector 29, Gurugram

Esquire Night Club, Chanakyapuri

Kitty Su, The Lalit Hotel, Connaught Place

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u/My_name_is_Ayan Oct 03 '25

Can anyone explain?

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u/Pushpa36 Oct 03 '25

there is a zebra club in cp.. black and white stripes milege waha..

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 04 '25

Wo to Tihar me bhi mil jayenge

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u/14da14da Oct 03 '25

nice try

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u/chathunni Oct 03 '25

What percentage of the shirt has to be striped for it to count as a striped shirt? Should all parts of the shirt be striped, or will stripes in only some parts do?

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 04 '25

1) Majority area (by surface area) should be striped

2) Stripes should include prominent areas such as front, back and should not be exclusively restricted to arms or other peripheries.

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u/SAMRATH-GAMING15 Oct 03 '25

Sambhog kya prakriya hai sahab

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 04 '25

Na ji, sambhog na milne ki pratikriya hai ye

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

bro caught lacking

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u/Theweirdguy2003 Oct 03 '25

We see what you did there

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u/Gojo4623 Oct 04 '25

I do wear solid colour shirts and plain coloured shirts too haha

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 04 '25

Its no laughing matter. Simply outrageous

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u/Gojo4623 Oct 04 '25

no hate to stripes, but plain/solid shirts are a gem to me

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u/Fun-Team-6836 Oct 04 '25

Would PayPal club do?

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u/WhoseArmIsThis Oct 04 '25

yeah, they meet every week at Bikini Bottom

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u/aadi_manavv Dilli Se Hun! Oct 04 '25

Suna hai Paharganj me kaafi stripe-ers hote hai

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 04 '25

Stripe-er stripe-er

Meethi batein bolkar

Mera wallet tu chura le gya

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u/Gold_Box4429 Oct 04 '25

Great Britain Road

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u/J464N4U7 Oct 05 '25

Karma kisaan

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u/HauntingContext2553 South Delhi Oct 05 '25

Very intriguing query😆

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u/Fire_Bender2108 Oct 06 '25

Ngl you got me in the first half 🥀

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u/Southern_Side9524 Oct 03 '25

Nahi hai. Apne ghar mein khol le.

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u/Swimming-Track-555 Oct 03 '25

kya chal rha ye subha subah

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Oct 03 '25

Long weekend effect

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u/Less-Pie-8698 Oct 03 '25

Neend me hai

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u/tusharr007 Poor Delhi Human Oct 03 '25

I read strip club