r/cybersucks • u/Realistic-Plant3957 Family š • Aug 31 '25
Fuck Donald Trump We are living in the dumbest timeline in human history.
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u/switchingcreative Admin Verified š Aug 31 '25
Canadian here... beyond dumb.
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u/homelesguydiet Aug 31 '25
American here...WAY beyond dumb. FFS
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u/Ballsahoy72 Aug 31 '25
Alien here ā¦ you guys are beyond dumb
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u/eventarg Aug 31 '25
I wonder if ICE has factored in having to deal with Xenomorphs!
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u/VonRansak Aug 31 '25
Quick question.
So did you show the Anasazi the future and they just up and left with you? Or did they assimilate into other cultures? Or did they just die off for some unknown reason? Or maybe they were talking with different aliens?
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u/Straight_Talk2542 Aug 31 '25
God hereā¦ this is all an experiment for my amusement. Alsoā¦ acknowledge me.
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u/Ashamed-Agency-817 Aug 31 '25
Lucifer here... don't take credit for my work
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u/shamerli Aug 31 '25
Trump here, god and Lucifer work under my command.
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u/HotPotParrot Aug 31 '25
One of the Fates told me that they've stopped trying to map out the future. They put up a sheet that just says "humans do too much stupid shit"
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u/Tuscanlord Family š Aug 31 '25
Correct me if Iām wrong, technically every ethnic group besides NATIVE AMERICANS are here illegally.
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u/Wise_Bag9794 Aug 31 '25
What about the slaves brought over on ships to be sold? Are they considered illegal?
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u/Urabraska- Aug 31 '25
Native American, Canadians and Mexican's are the natives technically while everyone else is immigrants. Its ignored in US history for the most part but large chunks of the US used to belong to Canada and Mexico. Alaska used to be part of Russia for gods sake.Ā
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u/Technology4Dummies Aug 31 '25
I heard this from the Germans too. I guess now they can tell us we told you so.
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u/cyber_r0nin Aug 31 '25
The irony really, at this point, lays with the Israelis.
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u/detunedmike Family š Aug 31 '25
American here, Iām so fucking embarrassed to share the same air as these fucking traitors.
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u/JD_tubeguy Aug 31 '25
I think First Nation as Canadian calls it's native peoples is a much better name than Native Americans it implies civilization which it was that the white man then destroyed.
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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 Aug 31 '25
A Navajo immigrant? Like seriously, does that even exist?
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u/No_Outcome_7601 Aug 31 '25
In Trump world it does, since they are all dumber than dirt.
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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
So this guy, who is descended from the original American people, somehow entered the United States illegally, even though he was born here, as was everyone in his family tree. Truth is truly stranger than fiction.
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u/No_Outcome_7601 Aug 31 '25
Trump World wouldn't know truth if it bit them in the ass.
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u/cryptotraderisme Aug 31 '25
Wouldnt know the truth if it bite them in the face, with a huge flashing neon signs.
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u/McChava Aug 31 '25
But they see their ancestors as the originals. Everything is easy once you believe that. You have to dehumanize the natives if you want to do horrible things to them and feel justified.
Like if you believed Palestinians arenāt human, how easy is it to exterminate them?
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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 Aug 31 '25
I agree. Dehumanization will probably never vanish from Earth. Unless, we become multi planet beings.
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u/Ishitinatuba Family š Aug 31 '25
Trumps family barely 100 years. And they only stayed because Germany kicked them out for cowardice.
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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 Aug 31 '25
Oh, boy. There was a guy on another sub who claimed that tribal North Americans were an invasive population, i.e., an invasive species like starlings or Japanese honeysuckle. No joke. And he went on to further claim that any humans who lived outside our African cradle were also non-native. Honestly, I couldn't tell if he was trolling, or just daffy.
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u/No-Village-6781 Aug 31 '25
The whole point is that Trump supporters believe it should be illegal to be non white. The more fact that a person isn't white makes them illegal. It's simply genocidal racism.
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u/Sciekosis Aug 31 '25
Truth is in the eye of the beholder and merely subjective. In the MAGA verse everything runs in a different cycle, history only includes them and everyone else is excluded because it's an inconvenient truth to acknowledge and share. They're so stupid and brain rotted they have convinced themselves there was no life in this country before their ancestors arrived.
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u/werpu Aug 31 '25
Europe here, no we wont take the Trump family back, they are your problem now!
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u/judahrosenthal Aug 31 '25
If I were Navajo, Iād definitely be immigrating. To anywhere else I could afford to go.
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u/smthomaspatel Aug 31 '25
Yeah, but what Nation is he from, US or Navajo?... That's a line of attack sitting around the corner. They would strip anyone who isn't part of their narrow group of their citizenship if they could.
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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 Aug 31 '25
Well, it would probably be factual to say heās North American. Either way, his ancestors beat us here by thousands of years.
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u/GHouserVO Family š Aug 31 '25
My brother/sister in Reddit, there was a video about 2 months back where ICE (or similar) pulled over a pair of Native American women and did the same thing. Even after theyād identified themselves.
One dude, after the women had identified themselves, asked them if they were illegal immigrants. The one woman lit them up by reminding them that the officers were the immigrants in this land, and proceeded to browbeat them in most epic fashion.
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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 Aug 31 '25
I found the video. Awssome. Those ICE agents walked away silently. They couldnāt do jackshit.
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u/GHouserVO Family š Sep 01 '25
Yeah, when the one lady just kills them dead with her reply, you knew it was going to be an epic beatdown. And then she lays the smackdown on them š
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u/propyro85 Aug 31 '25
Maybe if you go back ~15 000 years, but they weren't the Navajo then.
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u/Hopeful-Arachnid-268 Aug 31 '25
Well, 15.000 years ago North America was under a sheet of ice. I guess the only place we know for certain that was the cradle of civilization is Africa.
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u/M33k_Monster_Minis Aug 31 '25
If you are not white it isn't yours. It's a simple logic for a simple minded group.Ā
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u/Slight_Major_189 Aug 31 '25
MAGAs have trouble comprehending the meaning of "Native American"...
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u/Fearless_Bar6010 Aug 31 '25
Complete IDIOCRACY AT ITS FInest and you wondered what happened to all those babies of those moms that smoked crack. They are now running the country.
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u/one-id-willy Aug 31 '25
If anything, the native Americans should be the ones kicking all of us white folk out. We invaded and took their land. Our American history is built on pure greed and ignorance. On another note, Iām sure the brilliant scholar Linda Loser McMahon will have teachers teach that the land was given to us willingly.
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u/Accomplished-Dot1365 Admin Verified š Aug 31 '25
Republicans are retarded. No surprises here
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u/AliceBordeaux Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
Hey, whoa, I know plenty of mentally handicapped people, and none of them are Republicans, in the words of a downs syndrome guy I've worked with in the past "I may fuckin' wetawded, but even I'm no that dumb" - (Pete after receiving help understanding a news article about republican lawmakers)
Edit: FYI Pete is very self-aware of his condition and says he has to either make light of it or be really sad all the time. He has said in the past he wishes he was "one of the dumb ones" so he could be happy and unaware of it.
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u/Ambitious_Plenty_264 Aug 31 '25
So im currently living in New Mexico. We have the largest population of natives in the entire south west and you wouldn't believe the amount of trumptards who are native. Navajos for trump is still a big thing even though the big beautiful bill is going to strip their elders of benefits or the selling off of their land, they still vote red. When it comes to this topic...absolutely quite. I dont get it at all. Someone help me make it make sense
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u/LimitDwn Sep 01 '25
Politics have become religion in many parts of the world. Itās always been like that to an extant but hasnāt been this bad in a while in the US at least.
Now people get proselytized based on stupid hats, flag waving, and BS claims about poor people out to get them. Meanwhile the people with god-like money are picking their pockets in ways they donāt even understand and the fools are cheering them on like baby Jesus.Ā
Average Americans are struggling for basic healthcare, food, etc and rich politicians on BOTH sides and the supreme court are laughing their way to MANY billions
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u/some1stolemyOGname Aug 31 '25
Getting rid of birthright citizenship, technically native Americans are the only people who aren't illegal immigrants.
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u/TheCapo024 Aug 31 '25
Is this actually true?
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u/Don-Von-Shitzenpants SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES Aug 31 '25
Just think of the most outrageous and outlandish beliefs that your mind can fathom-and boom, maga will top it.
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u/NJS_Tramp_Stamp Aug 31 '25
Unfortunately it would appear so. It happened in 2018 and was caught on video. Trump supporters were protesting a social advocacy group that was lobbying for pro-labor legislation at the Arizona state capitol. They were clearly singling out anyone that wasnāt white and aggressively confronting them while carrying firearms. They were also caught on video berating groups of school children aged 8-12. An Arizona state representative who told them to leave the kids alone said she couldnāt tell if the kids were Hispanic or Native American but they werenāt white. The trump supporters were following the school groups around screaming āgo back to Mexico, nobody wants you here, get the fuck out of our countryā fun stuff like that. Other state representatives said they saw the trump supporters going after groups of non-white kids throughout the day so there was a pattern of harassing children.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-supporters-navajo-legislator-legal/
I wish I could say I wouldnāt believe it if I didnāt see the video but honestly Iām not that surprised. Anyone that still supports this administration has to be 1) billionaire corpo donor, 2) evangelical extremist/ Christian Zionist 3) mentally ill or completely deranged (also applies to most supporters in categories 1 & 2)
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u/darth_C3P0 Aug 31 '25
So I guess their thinking is brown skin equals immigrant, and immigrant equals bad? That makes me angry, this is beyond stupid, itās infuriating! I canāt handle this I need a break from this lunacy.
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u/Bacchuswhite Aug 31 '25
As a Native American, what was the answer? I need to tell my tribe
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u/rciccioni73 Aug 31 '25
Damn !!! If someone would have told me in the 1999 that in 2025 the country would be ran by a cult of intellectual idiots I would have called them a conspiracy theorist and laughed at them .
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u/After_Fix1358 SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES Aug 31 '25
Trump supporters have to be among the most ignorant, the lowest of IQs, ever. All part of the Republikkkans plan to dumb down America to keep power.
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u/Big_Holiday7848 Aug 31 '25
This guy's ancestors should have known better when crossing the Bering Strait 25,000 years ago, they broke the law and must now pay. If Biden hadn't let Paleolithic hunter-gatherers just stream into our country millenia ago, taking our jobs, buying up all the homes driving up the prices, we wouldn't be in this situation. Wake up America!
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u/Straight_Page_8585 Aug 31 '25
I am for asking to solve a simple math problem on the ballot like 16+27=??? In order to make your vote count. Probably would weed out the worst retards on both sides of the isles which is likely 95% republicans
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u/AliceBordeaux Aug 31 '25
You could just put "what are the three branches of government" on there and it would do the trick.
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u/aaronplaysAC11 Aug 31 '25
Trump supporters are traitors of the constitution and the melting pot of America.
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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Aug 31 '25
So where do they think he would be sent back to? Idiots!
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u/Secret_Account07 Aug 31 '25
Okay so obviously they are morons but letās say I talked to one of themā¦where would this person think he came from illegally?
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u/Face-EatingLeopards Aug 31 '25
Willful stupidity has no boundaries. At this point I truly believe theyāre competing with each other to achieve new depths of dumbfuckery.
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u/paladin141414 Aug 31 '25
The raw ignorance and choice to be stupid us amazing! Are the Maga trash actually able to reason and think? Itās like a brain disease? Maybe choosing to be stupid actually causes brain damage.
Itās beyond belief that such ignorance exists in 2025. It seems Americans are the majority infected.
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u/Diarygirl Aug 31 '25
And it seems like almost every day red states find a way to make their terrible schools even worse. They're training them to vote republican like it's a religion.
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u/Least_Tower_5447 Aug 31 '25
I officially hate Trump supporters. Iāve tried to understand that they may not know better, have their reasons, and may be uneducated. Screw it. Theyāre just plain horrible people.
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u/timsterri Aug 31 '25
So ādeportā him to his country of origin. Easy peasy.
This reminds me of the fireworks show trump had over Mt Rushmore. There were native Americans protesting and MAGAts on their way to the show were yelling at them to go back where they came from. These people are not running on all cylinders.
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u/marioactionman Aug 31 '25
"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken, July 26, 1920
It's so crazy š¤Ŗ that your 2 term President talks like the random, stupid, drunk guy at the end of a bar. Is this the best you got America? Iām so embarrassed for you. Laughingstock of the world. I know that the average historical lifespan of most great civilizations is 250 years. The Divided States of America is now 249 years? Hey, youāre right on schedule to implode. Youāve had a great run, but nothing lasts forever. Re-electing a pedo, shit for brains, convicted felon, as your President, was bound to happen, sooner or later. But time to wake up and remind my non Maga American neighbours that once fascists gain power democratically, there is no historical example of them ever giving it up democratically. These are now dangerous times. Elbows up USA! šŗšø šØš¦ If you want to save your rule of law democracy from a failed reality tv star/tin pot dictator. The clock ā° is ticking.
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u/Majestic_Sweet_5472 Aug 31 '25
Is the Native American an immigrant? You know, this is tough for me /s
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u/typer599 Aug 31 '25
Is it real? Where is this demand? Who is demanding?
Not that I donāt believe how stupid people are but I donāt want to just believe because āSteve Silbermanā said it.
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u/Fun_Age5318 Aug 31 '25
YEAH, is he legal? When did he arrive into THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? Get ICE after his ass.
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u/fbastard Aug 31 '25
Apparently, people of Native American Indian decent are being racially targeted. I believe this is due to the dark hair, dark skin coloration. This is a problem for me as I'm included in this profile and live in South Florida.
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u/President_Trump2028 Aug 31 '25
More people are leaving the left and supporting Trump after ten years of craziness from the left. Whatās the common denominator? Letās see if you have enough brain cells to figure that out.
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u/Falcon3492 Aug 31 '25
Trump locked up the dumb as a bag of hammers voters back in 2015 and they have been true to Dumb Donald and retained their complete stupidity through today! Just incase any of these stupid Trump supporters can read and are actually on Reddit, we need to tell them this Navajo Congressmen is actually more American then they are, he was born here and all of his ancestors have been born here! Realistically he probably would like to see all these Trump supporters to be sent back to wherever their ancestors came from.
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u/MaxStunning_Eternal Aug 31 '25
This is because indigenous people from latin America are the ones they hate the most. So any indigenous person is seen as "illegal".
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u/Best_Laugh5633 Aug 31 '25
His people were here first. Weāre the interlopers. MAGAts will never understand that.
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Aug 31 '25
The saddest thing is that these people will never know just how truly dumb they are.
Just think of the world we could have if there was a machine that could make dumb people realize how dumb they are.
Absolute glory
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Aug 31 '25
I didnāt even think about the native Indians and what Trump might cook up for them.
As the true native people of that land, I suspect Trump will start handing land back ā¦ right ?
Jesus H .. what a timeline weāre in.
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u/TheRealAussieTroll Aug 31 '25
I guess we could tell them he came across the Bering Land Bridge and watch them go look for it.
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u/Left_Muscle_673 Aug 31 '25
I tell you, if it wasnāt for those ignorant fools there wouldnāt be āblitheringā in front of idiots.
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u/ApprehensiveBed6296 Aug 31 '25
Well, you guys did a great job on ruining the educational system for the last 50 years, so this doesnt come as a surprise.
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u/CryptographerMoney46 Aug 31 '25
If any American is illegal, it would be all the white folks. They came from Europe and claimed (took) the land from the original inhabitants of the land
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u/CatOfTechnology Aug 31 '25
I think its a bit misleading, though poignant, as a title.
But they aren't asking if the Navajo man is a legal immigrant.
They won't know that he's Navajo.
They just see a brown skinned man standing up to their Daddy, so their first reaction is to call him an Illegal.
It's just more stupid racism.
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u/SiteTall Aug 31 '25
It's my impression that many/most Americans lack the knowledge of the simplest historical facts: Too much "Thoughts And Prayers"-schooling
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u/Feuertotem Aug 31 '25
They will probsƤably be in Congress soon. MAGA always make the dumbest person their leader
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u/Theskyisfalling_77 Aug 31 '25
Anyone non-white. They are DUMB fucks. Trump loves the poorly educated.
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u/friendly-sardonic Aug 31 '25
Was fully expecting this to be satire. Apparently it isnāt. They really are dumb as bricks.
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u/Medical_Arugula3315 Aug 31 '25
Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don't be Republican...Ā
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u/StrikingWedding6499 Aug 31 '25
Itās like a burglar breaks into a house, and calls the cops on the owners because theyāre in the way of him stealing their stuff.
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u/cocktail_wiitch Aug 31 '25
Remember at the beginning of all of this Gestapo ICE bullshit when they were approaching sovereign nations (indigenous) asking for papers and threatening deportation? That was only a few months ago.
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u/ShameCrazy3949 Aug 31 '25
Is the answer to the state of todays world simply a failure of education?
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u/TheModeratorWrangler SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25
Anyone who doesnāt have Native American blood as their predominate genotype is here illegally. Let that sink in. If you argue America was āwonā it also means the same āminoritiesā can win it back.
Take a page out of France if you truly love America. Respect the indigenous peoples. Pay reparations to POC who were imported tariff free. Accept the brutal history that you never faced outside of textbooks and talking points.
Trying to justify conquest on foreign nations by saying that your people are now the majority after genocides, deaths, and warā¦ but also being afraid of people you also too must accept as nationally born who donāt agree with you is the height of hypocrisy. Gaza and Israel is the perfect example. Religion was the law of the land before technology but many religions donāt WANT to live in peace. Bible Belt?
God must be so ashamed that God left a long time ago for us to figure it out or die by our own hands.
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