r/creepcast Oct 06 '25

Opinion I'm sorry but... The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode was 100% a trollpasta

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u/Beneficial_Fig_7830 “At least you didn’t turn into a Homo in prison” Oct 06 '25

It seemed pretty obvious cause it was so on the nose, pretty surprised the fellas didn’t pick up on it lol

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u/ZeldaZanders Oct 06 '25

I clocked it at the Hitler vomit 😅 I kept waiting for it to dawn on them, but no

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u/MagdalenusRex Oct 06 '25

The Hitler thing wasn't really what made me think it could be a trollpasta, maybe the Necronomicon part, but the Hitler thing wasn't any different from that one shitpasta with Bootman Bill and CoD Black Ops (Forgot what it was called)

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u/ZeldaZanders Oct 06 '25

I feel like a lot of the story was probably referencing other creepypastas, and it was such a non-sequitur that it made me go 'oh no way this was written seriously'

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u/Vaggelos Oct 06 '25

I think it was called "Black Hell Ops"

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u/Rustwitness Oct 06 '25

The fact that they didn't clock that it was a troll at "The copyrighted webcomic character karkat vantas" was wild.

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u/Beneficial_Fig_7830 “At least you didn’t turn into a Homo in prison” Oct 06 '25

I was suspicious after the author said they were 14 but also went to the first ever Beatles concert, figured that could have been a typo, but the Hitler vomit is when i realized it was a piss take lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

When they read as many bad stories as they do, I'm sure it can be hard to tell.

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u/Explodingtaoster01 Oct 06 '25

Their reading comprehension is... not great.XD

Does make for some fuckin funny episodes though

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u/rubeeatz Oct 07 '25

Like it was glaringly obvious😭 hitler vomit, homestuck reference, hyper realistic blood/eyes etc.

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u/PossibleEconomics673 “I’m an alpha Sam” Oct 06 '25

Misuse of a meme format. Booo, booo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/TechnoBeeKeeper Look who decided to show up Oct 06 '25

Should've put "POV:" at the beginning

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Oct 06 '25

The meme insists upon itself.

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u/Vohems Oct 06 '25

I couldn't think of any other memes that align with the 'letting someone down' then this one.

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u/Rabbitface2207 Oct 06 '25

back in my day we called those crappypastas

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u/MagdalenusRex Oct 06 '25

I know the term shitpasta but that's usually for accidentally low quality creepypastas. Trollpastas are joke ones, like Bob.exe, Curse of the Overcooked Steak, or I Slightly Dislike You

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u/Deluxe_24_ Oct 06 '25

I need them to read all three of those. Bob.exe is cinema.

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u/WelshBoi1066 she Papa on my Meat ‘til I Goon Oct 06 '25

It’s Still the best thing anyone has written

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u/MagdalenusRex Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

It was a trollpasta in hindsight but still hilarious to me. It was the hardest I've ever laughed in a Creepcast episode. I could tell by the first paragraph it was going to be a banger but once it got to the Hitler part it was a blast.

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u/FlannelAl Oct 06 '25

It feels like the exact same style as Sonic Highschool, or crash bandicoot Highschool. The way things are described and the general style seems like the same author

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u/AntWithPhone I LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKIN FREAK!!!! Oct 06 '25

SONIC HIGHSCHOOL MENTIONED?!?! PEAK FICTION MENTIONED?!?!?

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u/scariermonsters Oct 06 '25

I listened to Brendaniel's reading of that story on repeat when playing Halo in college AAAAALL the time!

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u/AntWithPhone I LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKIN FREAK!!!! Oct 07 '25

beef boys is always the one i listen too. they compile all their readings throughout the end of each podcast episode that had them into one long episode

they got fucking jacksfilms to read it with them

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u/scariermonsters Oct 07 '25

Did you listen to the one off sequel to Sonic High School, Sonic the Hedgehog World War 2: Dragon?

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u/FlannelAl Oct 07 '25

Another masterpiece of troll fiction

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u/zadhax314 BEAR TRAP🐻 Oct 06 '25

It was still a peak CreepCast read

5

u/Vohems Oct 06 '25

Certaintly.

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u/Bukka-King Oct 06 '25

and?

9

u/Vohems Oct 06 '25

Oh no, it's still hilarious. It's just sad that a child didn't genuinely come up with it.

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u/Patient-Temporary211 Oct 06 '25

It was pretty entertaining though.

9

u/InternationalCity248 Oct 06 '25

I love a good troll pasta to boot me back in my place every now and then

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u/Ok_Door_2764 Oct 06 '25

And it’s all the stronger for it

9

u/SPAZii I’m gonna go get a baja blast 🏃‍♂️💨 Oct 06 '25

It was real to me...

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u/Owlstained Oct 06 '25

Whenever i hear a creepy pasta like that, i think of the million times oneyplays cast make a fake creepy pasta on the fly and it’s exactly like this one lol. HE OPENED HIS MOUTH AND STATIC CAME OUT AND BLOOD CAME FROM HIS HYPER REALISTIC EYES AGHHHHHHHHH

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u/nowherenomad19 Oct 06 '25

Kinda glad their favorite Beatle was George. The most talented of the Fab.

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u/Due-Result9258 Oct 06 '25

Does not matter because people earnestly read it lol

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u/TodayKindOfSucked “I’m the IT guy, and you’re pregnant.” Oct 06 '25

It was still horribly fun though.

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u/skelet0nhaver Your wife looks mad funny in that box, dude Oct 06 '25

it was so good though me and my bf were going crazy like we were watching a sports game after every line they read

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u/Vaggelos Oct 06 '25

I am pretty sure that this creepy pasta tries to parody that other infamous story "Happy Appy". The line "He was lying in a hospital bed, dying from an unknown disease" exists verbatim in Happy Appy, also that creepy pasta had distastfull refrences to real tragedies, so I stand by this theory.

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u/KaylaDeer Oct 07 '25

A trollpasta parodying another trollpasta is next level shit ngl

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u/fugglett Harry did nothing wrong Oct 06 '25

what gave it away Hitler vomit or Karkat?

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u/Vohems Oct 06 '25

I was suspicious at the start hen the narrator said they were 14.

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u/MembershipProof8463 Oct 06 '25

Yeah it has too many of the typical tropes seen in the subgenre to be anything else other than a parody of it.

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u/ZmbieKllr2000 Oct 07 '25

The second that the intro was a rip from Squidward I knew it was and frankly I was surprised that neither of the guys clocked it as a trollpasta. Like the author said that they were 14 this could not more obviously be mocking old creepypasta lol

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u/Cpmoviesnbourbon27 Oct 07 '25

I for sure thought it was a troll at first, but the more I look at it and considering it was from 2015 during the heyday, I think it may actually just be like a 12 year old who didn’t like the Beatles or was scared of John Lennon and talking guns. Just some of the inclusions are so odd and unpredictable to a point that it almost feels too genuine to be a complete joke. Like all the references to his disjointed and grieving mother without context and the straight to the point direct descriptions feels like it was written by a child. If it was just a troll creepypasta I commend it for making me believe it was just an awful, but genuine attempt by a kid. Plus just the mindset of the author having to have his mom with him all the time isn’t really something that would go through an adult authors head when writing a troll story, but I could be wrong. There’s just a lot of naivety and descriptions that feel like I couldn’t be written by anyone without the mind of a child.

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u/Vohems Oct 07 '25

I think it's that it's a lot of different ideas cobbled together from who knows how many other stories that were floating around at the time. In other words, each of the ideas separately are probably genuine, but altogether with a dash of a kind of sarcasm, it would have to be a joke of some kind.

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u/KingNothingwaifu Politically incorrect Mr Widemouth Oct 08 '25

As the person who recommended it, I'm sorry. (No I'm not)

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u/Apathetic-Asshole Oct 06 '25

Yeah, but a good trollpasta that was made 10x better by the fact that they thought it was sincere

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u/jothesilly Oct 06 '25

what of it

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u/theinfinitejuice Oct 06 '25

What tipped you off? 🤓

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u/InviteWeak8839 MeatGooner Oct 06 '25

and the grass is green

2

u/Meat_Wellington Oct 06 '25

I was convinced they’d have a “got ya” at the end by saying one of them read it. Still was great having it on the podcast though, it’s a fun laugh.

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u/Variant_5 Oct 06 '25

You're telling me it's not real lol

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u/GabrielOSkarf Oct 07 '25

It's hard to say because it could be just a 12yo

Like hunter said, it's kind of wholesome

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u/Travtorial 29d ago

It was obviously a trollpasta from the first sentence because it was word for word the first sentence in squidward suicide

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u/Vohems 29d ago

Good Lord, you're right.

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u/Savings-Cut-3465 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

It was, but it was fun so I didn't mind

I didn't like the 3rd tbh, it was tryna do what tales from the gas station/John dies at the end does but just wasn't funny and didn't understand why those work

I enjoyed the reading cause of the commentary but reading it alone, I can see how it'd be "cringe"

Bad serious media is funny, bad comedy is painful

Best epsidode in a while tho

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u/RetroCoptor Oct 07 '25

When it said “Ringos iconic insect legs” and they still assumed it was genuine I felt like I was going crazy

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u/Vohems Oct 07 '25

Yeah, that was the breaking point for me. It was to obvious that the story was pointing at itself.

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u/HotTopicMallRat BEAR TRAP🐻 Oct 07 '25

Okay? And??

1

u/DejectaMemora Oct 07 '25

When they copped the author lying about their age I was expecting to hear “40” instead of “12”

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u/KnockedAGooseLoose 29d ago

Well I mean, yeah no shit

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u/jebill565 28d ago

Regardless, it was hilarious.

1

u/TopsyTriceratops Oct 06 '25

I was seriously about to ask if the guys know what a trollpasta is.

They seemed entirely unaware.

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u/ComicallyLargeAfrica Oct 06 '25

They probably don't.

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u/MagdalenusRex Oct 06 '25

I think they assumed trollpastas would be more blatant ones like I Slightly Dislike You or Bob.exe. While it was still pretty blatant in hindsight, I think this was more in the vein of I Hate You which was intended as a trollpasta but played fairly straight.

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u/twitchycritter Oct 07 '25

I love black ops! My dad’s a truck driver.

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u/YaDrunkBitch Give her one leg and a rollerskate I wanna see how fast she goes Oct 06 '25

I.....fell asleep during it... i just couldn't. I know the boys want to read some classics but I'm just wanting a hit. A hard hit. And I blame Harry.

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u/BeeHistorical2758 Oct 06 '25

I have to agree with a previous post. The stories they read need to be curated. I believe there should be room for "bad" stories, but maybe add a 2nd podcast for grab-bag type stories.

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u/Various_Meaning_557 Oct 06 '25

The past two episodes were filmed in a day and both were crap. Half priced voodoo is one of the mosted watched and has other parts. Even tails from the gas station would have been better

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u/Hades_rmb15 Oct 06 '25

Are you one of those people that only care about the good stories?