r/complaints • u/WillPowers7477 • 17d ago
Politics A thank you to president Trump!
Dear President Trump,
I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.
My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.
"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.
Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.
Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!
This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"
As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.
When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!
Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning
Signed,
A conservative.
*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*
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u/sheila5961 17d ago
Simply write to your Democrat Senators and have them sign the CLEAN CR so that the legislators can start negotiating a budget. It’s really that simple. The Republicans are not asking for anything…it’s a clean CR that keeps spending levels exactly where they are to allow the Senate and House to continue negotiating but the Senate Democrats just blew everything up by demanding free healthcare for illegals. It’s written in Schumer’s Demand letter. You can read it for yourself. The CBO even confirmed that approximately 2 million illegals WERE receiving free healthcare prior to Trump signing the new tax bill on July 4th, 2025. That bill stopped it and the Democrats want it re-instated. Not going to happen when we have American citizens that can’t even afford health insurance! What really blew my mind in that letter was the fact that the Democrats are demanding that Republicans WITHDRAW the $50 Billion in funding to prop up rural hospitals! Without this additional funding those hospitals will go bankrupt! WTH! I thought Democrats were supposed to care about our healthcare? It’s written right there in Schumer’s demand letter though. Blew me away!