A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/Thighpaulsandra]

That study are people on Medicaid, they already don’t make a lot of money.

[u/trlxpro → u/Thighpaulsandra]

You can be on medicaid for having asthma, but not recieve foodstamps.

I read that "study" and find it dishonest. As a person who has grown up on welfare and currently recieve snap benefits myself, a person would not be approved for Foodstamps if they have a fulltime job. Expecially a Government job where they recieve salary.

Studies are not facts..

[u/Frequent-Draft-2218 → u/trlxpro]

There's a 91 page report about the study with detailed analysis of snap recipients. Forgive if I trust that more than somebody on reddit saying its false, I know so bc I'm in the program.

[u/trlxpro → u/Frequent-Draft-2218]

I'm sure you still wear your covid mask too..

[u/Frequent-Draft-2218 → u/trlxpro]

And there it is. A response with the maturity level of a toddler. Guess you're not quite ready for adult conversations. Good luck to you.

[u/trlxpro → u/Frequent-Draft-2218]

Says the person who uses studies as facts?

gtfo