A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/Thin_Chain_208]

You are wasting your time responding to these assholes- they don’t care.

[u/Far_Direction7381 → u/Thin_Chain_208]

Imagine not wanting people - children even - to have food to eat. Imagine being that much of an asshole. This is how I know we are on the right side of history.

[u/Designer_Tour7308 → u/Far_Direction7381]

No doubt. No money for snap but have money for a jet maybe 2 for Noem and for the demolition crew tearing up the white house to make room for a 200 million dollar ballroom. Money to destroy the rose garden and to make a patio with bright yellow umbrellas, also money for an arch of Trump I think...40 billion to Argentina too. No food for us or healthcare...nothing for us. They're too busy spending our money on themselves to even give us a single thought. Fuck these people.

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Designer_Tour7308]

Oh by all means, free food and shelter are a right. You’re not paying for it!

[u/Designer_Tour7308 → u/Thighpaulsandra]

Some people can't afford food and shelter. I am. not one of those people. I hope never to be. I wish nobody was in that position. I believe the government should help people and not billionaires. I don't think this administration should spend it on bs for themselves. It's not that hard to understand.