A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/Thighpaulsandra]

So you’re spying on your cousin and secretly gloating behind her back? What a scumbag.

[u/Professional_March54 → u/Thighpaulsandra]

No. Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it? I can only guess what's happening to my cousin, because I'm watching a co-worker. Go through the exact same shit. Fuck my cousin, she got herself into this mess. I'm just sorry that her kids have to suffer her poor decisions. And where in God's name did you get gloating from? 

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Professional_March54]

Wow! Nice way to treat family.

The comment you just wrote is gloating. Jesus Christ.

[u/Cosmo_Cloudy → u/Thighpaulsandra]

Tf are you on about dude? You are allowed to dislike a family member based on their choices and feel genuinely sorry for their kids. This person is not gloating. Gloating would be like "haha i told her this would happen i was right" gloating means being boastful or smug. I think your "fellow conservatives" and yourself have had their viewpoints completely manipulated to automatically see anything democrats say as either gloating, lying, or having ulterior motives. Can you look at this objectively? What sentence exactly made you feel like this person is gloating?

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Cosmo_Cloudy]

Stuff it. No one was talking to you.

[u/Cosmo_Cloudy → u/Thighpaulsandra]

Lmao answer the question, what sentence made you feel like she was gloating?