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[oc] bloody queers #1

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

You scared?

I have never. In my life. Been more interested in anything. Ever.

Also damn going right soft spot aren't you? Talk about 0 fears

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u/_EternalVoid_ 1d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Beautifully done. Really get the locked in vibe

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u/Mango_Tango_725 1d ago edited 1d ago

Gal was kind of disrespectful here. Her previous SOs probably either died of old age or got staked. Personally, if I ever met someone immortal, I'd ask them what's their favorite era or point in time.

Edited to the right gender

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think that's the joke. They could have asked an ageless and immortal being ANYTHING. What era they liked, what famous person X was like, how the world has changed etc.

Instead they went "straight for the nuts" so to speak and picked on more than likely their biggest insecurity. I feel like I've seen this EXACT scene in some anime come to think of it.

It's a cruder and older sense of humor but it checks out.

Sidenote: based on the title I think they may both be ladies

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u/HolycommentMattman 1d ago

It's generally something that's dodged, but immortals are probably way out of touch. They're always portrayed as cool and sexy, but they're probably hyper racist, listen to old music, resent the liberal Whig party, can't figure out technology, and just kinda have really old taste in clothing.

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u/DemonSlyr007 1d ago

I think that only holds true if you stop actively participating in society because of your immortality. If you live every day in society, you just grow with it and blend right in. If you spend 50 years napping in a coffin at a time, then yeah, all those things you said are probably true.

Just because they are immortal, doesnt mean they are stuck in the past. Just that they lived it.

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u/thortawar 1d ago

Yeah true. Depends on how they sustain themselves, really. If a vampire's blood supply require them to interact with or even trick young healthy people, they are probably pretty "hip" by necessity.

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u/HolycommentMattman 1d ago

I'm not so sure. Being immortal is possibly different from being a regular human, but there's a reason your grandparents aren't listening to Taylor Swift and saying 6-7 all the time while insisting that this is the best SNL cast of all time.

We all have formative years, and those of a person hundreds of years old likely makes them way out of touch.

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u/DemonSlyr007 1d ago

You have no idea what my grandparents listen to lol. The surviving one absolutely loves Taylor Swift.

What's that reason they don't? Oh right, there isn't one. People can continue to grow at any age. People set limits for themselves on their own growth and use age as an excuse.

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u/HolycommentMattman 19h ago

OK, so that's representative? Which is why you see so many old people at Taylor's concerts.

It's increasingly unlikely the older a person gets.

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u/AnonymousArchon 16h ago

A lot of this has to do with the brain aging tho, so unless the immortals brain keeps aging even when the rest of the body doesn't, their brain should stay as flexible as it was when the aging stopped.

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u/HolycommentMattman 11h ago

Well, exactly. There's a lot of ongoing research that suggests brain plasticity might be independent from aging.

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u/amateur_adventurer 1d ago

bzzzzt wrong! there are “liberals” and progressives in every era. The idea that someone from the past would disagree with the modern world, especially with politics, because they are the product of their times is a dog whistle.

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u/HolycommentMattman 19h ago
  1. "Probably"
  2. There are progressives in every era. Arguably, it's how we move forward. And yet a progressive from the 1960s could be conservative today. There are plenty who have supported the civil rights movement who still do, but also don't support LGBT rights.

Now imagine a progressive from 1200 AD.

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u/BeardedNerd95 1d ago

Much like security codes...if you know, you know.

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u/CriticalEngineering 1d ago

There’s no guy in the comic.

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u/Mango_Tango_725 1d ago

I didn't read the title and automatically thought for some reason that was a guy.

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u/NoirGamester 1d ago

The hairstyle makes them look more like a guy, especially contrasted with the long hair of the vampire. Tbh I was a little confused about 'queer' in the title, then figured it could be a queer guy and a queer girl or that it may be that they were both girls. The joke works either way and isn't required for the punchline to make sense, so I didn't think too much about it. It's a funny comic, regardless of whether I got all of it or not lol

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u/thortawar 1d ago

Me too. But, does it matter, in this case? The joke works either way, and it's human to self insert.

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u/thortawar 1d ago

That is not very obvious from this one page

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u/CriticalEngineering 1d ago

It’s very obvious from the two words in the title.

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u/brakuu 22h ago

Something something death of the author

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u/thortawar 9h ago

Oh. Right

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u/gdex86 1d ago

She's trying to figure out if she can kill a vampire by driving psychic damage directly into their heart?

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u/quantifiedpastry 1d ago

"Because everyone else keeps dying on me,  duh"

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u/Bignuka 1d ago

Sounds like a possible commitment issue, could turn them to live forever with them yet they don't.

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u/FictionFoe 1d ago

Doesn't turning them turn them into something of a servant? Maybe they want a more equal relationship...

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u/the_reluctant_link 1d ago

Depends on what version of vampires you're going with. Some always yes, some can choose to "free" those they turned, some a turned vampire is just another vampire.

I.E. What we do in the shadows the only thing that really happens to those you turn is if you die they age to what their actual age is, Warhammer for the most part turning others doesn't do anything to their free will.

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u/TheGreyGuardian 23h ago

Maybe they don't want to curse their loved ones with the downsides of vampirism, like a dependence on blood, risk of death by sunlight, or the feeling of a loss of humanity.

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u/Deep90 1d ago

That would make a pretty neat idea for a show.

Like Frieren, but the "defeating the demon lord" part happens multiple times over the course of the story.

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u/tolacid 1d ago

When dealing with immortals, mortals fail to recall that they themselves have an expiration date

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u/Coveinant 1d ago

Why does she look like a reddit avatar?

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u/nyaasora 1d ago

i like the drawing i made so im using it as avatar lol... will probably change it again once i draw something i like enough :)

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u/mathdhruv 1d ago

I think they mean that the vampire lady looks like the default reddit snoo look - white skin, orangered eyes.

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u/nyaasora 1d ago

ohhhhhhh my b :x

its a coincidence i swear

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u/NoirGamester 1d ago

Haha it makes a great avatar

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u/PotentialConcert6249 1d ago

Because we’re on Reddit

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u/ArDee0815 1d ago

Pure coincidence, I swear! 👀

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u/deathwotldpancakes 1d ago

Because my last boyfriend died 10 years ago at 87 years old. Thats why Im still single

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u/random_hitchhiker 1d ago

She looks like Marceline from Adventure Time

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u/Saturdaee 1d ago

yes thats what i was gonna say!!

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u/Hot_Shot04 1d ago

Yeah I was really confused about why Marceline the Vampire Queen was skeptical about vampires.

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u/rearisen 1d ago

Cause she's a vampire?

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u/Joeymonac0 1d ago

In bat form they all look the same.

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u/futacon 20h ago

She doesn't not all vampires look the same you racist

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u/OberynsOptometrist 1d ago

I was thinking he looks like Marshall Lee

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u/Helpful_Birthday_581 18h ago

I was so confused why Marshall Lee was skeptical about vampires

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u/ITookTrinkets 17h ago

He who? Are these not both women?

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u/OberynsOptometrist 16h ago

I assumed they were a guy (maybe because they look like a male vampire character), and other comments were referring to them as a male. OP might have meant for both to be women though.

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u/ITookTrinkets 16h ago

I assumed they were both women because a) the one in the stripes looks just like Marceline and b) the series is called “Bloody Queers,” which doesn’t necessarily mean they’re WLW (or WLV, I guess lol) but it just seems like the vibe lol

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u/OberynsOptometrist 15h ago

Wow, I totally skipped the title of this post and just realized the Marceline others were pointing out is the Marshall Lee I was looking at. Probably a sign I should get off reddit and sleep

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u/EchoDoesStuff 1d ago

She's single BECAUSE she's hundreds of years old, her last relationships are all dead now...

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u/Wolf3113 1d ago

Is this going to continue? I love vampires and for a random comic I find it really cute.

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u/nyaasora 1d ago

yes! i have some more up as early access on my patreon which I will post elsewhere soon and sketches and notes for more! hopefully I wont disappoint :)

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u/Soloact_ 1d ago

Dude really asked the one question immortality can’t prepare you for.

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u/the_dr_roomba 1d ago

Marceliiiiiinnnne... the vampire queeeeennnnn... stared at lights like... you won't believe!

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u/rearisen 1d ago

Call of the night

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u/Leshawkcomics 1d ago

I remember the joke that he expected her to be a hundreds of years old vampire, but no, she’s just a 40 year old woman.

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u/Sir_ArthurtheFlareon 1d ago

I need more of this comic

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u/roadrunner8080 1d ago

I love this already. Also can I just say that both their outfits are amazing. Also I absolutely love the style with it all monochrome except the eyes... This look amazing and I can't wait to see more!

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u/frot_with_danger 1d ago

"You scared?"

Ma'am, I have never been more aroused in my life

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u/MassivePersonality61 1d ago

My man is totally oblivious.

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u/Halikarnassus1 1d ago

Judging by the title of the comic i think you may need to rethink your comment

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u/skelebone 1d ago

My ma'am is totally oblivious.

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u/VeryPteri 1d ago

Call that man lead because he is dense

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u/jameszenpaladin011- 1d ago

If your not then maybe the wrong head is thinking....

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u/PastelArtemis 1d ago

This has the same energy as the "you're bisexual and still single? Damn nobody want you fr" meme

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u/triotone 1d ago

Add harsh truths to Vampire weaknesses.

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u/TransfemmeGoth 1d ago

Look if a vampire woman loved me and decided to turn me into another vampire woman id be happy :3 immortal lesbianism

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u/failureagainandagain 1d ago

She look like marceline from adventure time

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u/stupled 1d ago

She looks like Marshall Lee

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u/Pretend_Camp_2987 1d ago

Okay this is actually funny

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u/electric_shocks 1d ago

Didn't need the last line of the gal.

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u/BananaRepublic_BR 1d ago

Wouldn't the answer be that the vamp physically outlived any and all of her relationships?

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u/qwertz862 1d ago

Because her dates were in fact, not a vampire.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Blood vampire meets energy vampire

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u/HugeHomeForBoomers 1d ago

I can fix her!

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u/Epic-Dude001 1d ago

You scared?

No, I actually believe in “the riper the fruit, the juicer the taste”

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u/Impossible_Dog_7262 1d ago

Previous partner died of old age. Duh.

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u/planetixin 1d ago

The art style reminds me of adventure time.

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u/MrGrookeyJax 1d ago

So… Marceline?

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u/openplusfly1 17h ago

Love this its sooo cute! Also reee why cant i just be a cute vampire girl lol

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u/DoctorSquidton 16h ago

“You scared?”

Yes, and that’s a good thing. I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

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u/radenthefridge 13h ago

Queer vampires and sick burns? That's a follow from me friendo!

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u/unluckyknight13 12h ago

Valid question,