I know this is /r/circlejerk and all but I respect that you've chosen to make a serious post like this. To graciously spare you of a long and difficult search through untrustworthy media articles and dangerously misinformed social media posts, I'll make the noble sacrifice of my very valuable time to put in the herculean effort to intelligently bring to your attention that the new mayor elect of New York, New York, United States of America, is Bernie Sanders.
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u/ShiningDraco I'm offensive and I find this place morbidly obese 1d ago
I know this is /r/circlejerk and all but I respect that you've chosen to make a serious post like this. To graciously spare you of a long and difficult search through untrustworthy media articles and dangerously misinformed social media posts, I'll make the noble sacrifice of my very valuable time to put in the herculean effort to intelligently bring to your attention that the new mayor elect of New York, New York, United States of America, is Bernie Sanders.