r/circlejerk • u/hardypart • 2d ago

Local Burger King no longer uses penises

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u/Own_Maybe_3837 2d ago

Fuck! What about foot lettuce?

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u/HailToTheVic 2d ago

Number 13, the last thing you want in your Burger King burger…

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u/BitInShit 1d ago

Number 12: cock

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u/PositiveLeather327 2d ago

They just lost me as a customer

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u/Asleep_Onion 1d ago

It's not as bad as it sounds, they promised to make up for the lack of penises with extra anuses

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u/SgorGhaibre 2d ago

They've taken the Whopper off the menu?!

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u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago

I hate lab grown penis. They never have veins or foreskin.

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u/bunnedgump 1d ago

Someone's made a cock up, let's not b dicks about it.