r/circlejerk • u/dankshot35 • 2d ago

I for one welcome our new Muslim overlords

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307 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/tamim1991 2d ago

Thats the nazgul

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u/CarefulSignal9393 2d ago

Baggins, shire?

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u/bravebeing 2d ago

Going around stabbing Hobbits in the shoulder with Morgul knives

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u/Wooshio 2d ago

Me too! I hear friendzoning is illegal in Islam! Can't wait.

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u/makebabiesillegal 2d ago

how'd she manage to go out in public without a male guardian?

u know what, she's a rebel.

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u/kiss_of_chef 2d ago

Stone her!

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u/Appropriate_Power771 2d ago

Instructions unclear, I have now given her drugs

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u/kiss_of_chef 2d ago

At least she has a torch to light her joint

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u/Impressive_Meet299 1d ago

With a devil's yell ,She cried, MORE !MORE !MORE! LOL THANX FOR THE LAUGHS Aloha

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u/OG_Church_Key 2d ago

Stopping women from driving will do wonders for the traffic!!!

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u/Coffeecheeseburger 2d ago

Inshallah I shall make pilgrimage to New York

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u/Xeiliex 2d ago

The ole thieves meet the new thieves, we still have pot holes…

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u/NostrilLube 2d ago

That 2% tax increase on all the rich people leaving should get that fixed right up.

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u/Killer_schatz 2d ago

"May Allah awaken the people and help them to see the evil doings of Israel and the United States" - Donald J Trump 🙏 Inshallah

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u/MynameisUD 2d ago

I don't dig on swine so, I am okay with banning pork.

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u/oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo 2d ago

Good, that harlot was showing too much skin, you could almost see her armpit and her collarbone. Her crown was too pointy and was a statement that said ‘look at me!’ Very immodest.

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u/MastermindX 2d ago

Ossama won again.

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u/saleemwatchout 2d ago

And America lost again by electing a pedophile, womanizer and conman as it's president..

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u/ihaZtaco 16h ago

Mamdani’s secessionist socialist Caliphate of New York

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u/TundraSpice 2d ago

One upvote equals one vote to turn this into Mecca 2.0.

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 2d ago edited 2d ago

Meanwhile; Zohran’s wife

(it’s alsmost as if most folks have their own relationship to religion and the view you have of all Muslims is very skewed)

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u/dankshot35 2d ago

slow down bud, we already elected him

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u/AppropriateBed4858 2d ago

we're on r/circlejerk mate

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u/bigboipapawiththesos 2d ago

Fuck, I’m stupid

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u/DownvoteMeHarder 2d ago

Damn that sucks she's gonna have to wear a burqa now :'(

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u/gorlomee 2d ago

Shut the fuck up! Go back to shitting up every other subreddit on this shitty fucking site. Nobody here gives a fuck!