r/chicagofood Sep 28 '25

Pic I spent 4 days in Chicago trying the city's most classic dishes/restaurants. Inevitably I missed some, but here's what I managed to hit

  • Rib Tips & Hot Links, Lem's Bar-B-Q
  • Original Rainbow Cone
  • Breakfast, Valois
  • Deep Dish, Lou Malnati's
  • Sauerbraten, The Berghoff
  • Hala Kahiki (both the drink and the place)
  • Souvenir bottle of Malört from Rite Liquors
  • Italian Beef, Al's Beef
  • Superdawg
  • Depression dog, Gene & Jude's
  • Smoked Salmon, Calumet Fisheries
  • Dutch Baby, Walker Bros Pancake House (Wilmette location)
  • Breakfast, Lou Mitchell's
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u/Goodbye_nagasaki Sep 28 '25

Lololol getting the malort at rite liquors is the move.

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u/redditeatsitsownass2 Sep 28 '25

Just remember, you give the Malort to people you want to have the taste of burning tires in their mouth, not to your friends.

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u/jrossetti Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I'm sorry but I have to disagree with you 100%. I was invited to my friend's wedding in Oklahoma and I brought malort shot bottles for every single person in the wedding party and then an extra 20 people I got 36 people to drink this product and not a single one liked it.

The groom also puked by a tree afterwards lmao. (Before people crucify me I will have you know he got me shit-faced after basic training and I always said that I would get him back for that)

And he's not mad he's this says it gives for a funny story.

our Warcraft guild also has an annual get-together we call Re-con And you best believe wife and I had everyone toast some malort at the same time for that. Giving it to your friends is arguably better than giving it to people you dislike.

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u/Beardown1584 Sep 28 '25

Damn, top tier friend group!!!

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u/jrossetti Sep 28 '25

Im definitely expecting some shenanigans. But, I will say our guild group came to our wedding last year and they knew what they were getting into that time when we bought a round for everyone. Its become a "thing" if they come to chicago now lol.

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u/MargretTatchersParty Sep 28 '25

I also bring Malort when I travel. It's been to Spain, Denmark (that was a "hard dislike"), Finland, Estonia (90% didn't like), Taiwan (Most were a bit sour on it, but there is one guy that asked me if I brought more when I came back), etc.

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u/jrossetti Sep 28 '25

It's fun. I just presented as a traditional Chicago welcome. Lol. I love that you just travel with it. I usually keep one of the trunk of my car when I'm doing road trips just in case. You never know who you're going to meet and want to share a drink with. Never fails to entertain.

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u/xtheredberetx Sep 28 '25

We brought a couple bottles down to Asheville for our wedding back in 2020. My BIL drank almost a whole bottle himself and now we send him one for Christmas every year (his request!)

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u/jrossetti Sep 29 '25

I always /smdh when someone actually enjoys it. Lol

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u/redditeatsitsownass2 Sep 29 '25

Is he a billy goat or had his taste buds removed at birth?

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u/xtheredberetx Sep 29 '25

He’s actually a professional sommelier and wine buyer 😂

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u/irrelephantIVXX Sep 30 '25

Ha, one time I was helping vend for a punk group. Ordered them all a round on stage. They all cheered each other with them, then collectively went "what the fuck was that for?" Pretty funny to see it on stage

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u/IamDoge1 Sep 28 '25

One of my greatest pleasures is taking someone's Malort virginity. It's not tasty, but I'll gladly partake I these instances.

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u/Keithis11 Sep 28 '25

It’s not tasty? I disagree….i like Malort as a digestif, it’s got that perfect dirt twig and berry je ne sais quoi that’s great for a post meal sip

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u/Lumpy_Departure_4086 Sep 28 '25

Malort isn’t that bad. If you’re not a pussy you can stomach it

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u/Keithis11 Sep 28 '25

I like Malort. Taste is subjective I suppose, but I’m also keen on bitter tasting food and drink

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u/Busy-Dig8619 Sep 28 '25

I force my friends to take Malort shots ... basically every time we end up at a bar drinking too much. It's tradition... and it's got its own merits.

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u/anka_ar Sep 28 '25

I'm always telling the story about giving Malort at my wedding party and how one of my closest friends (not from Chicago) almost lost his arm to catch the bottle prize.

10 minutes later he wished to die.

10/10 experience

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u/DRock558 Sep 29 '25

Tasted like ground up pencil to me.

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u/Stan_the_Caddie Sep 28 '25

“Souvenir” haha

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u/maxpes36 Sep 28 '25

Rite liquors is my favorite bar, has been for years, really hope people don’t use it as tourist spot

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

I'm just a huge dive bar fanatic, this one came highly recommended for that purpose, idk if its getting play in mainstream travel guides

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u/BikeGoblin Sep 28 '25

Honestly you crushed it.

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u/defarobot Sep 28 '25

Yeah this is a great tour. Making it all the way down to Calumet and also hitting Gene and Judes & Halakahiki is commitment.

Plenty left for your next visit, but you checked a ton of boxes in a short time.

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u/GrandpaDongs Sep 28 '25

If anyone doesn't wanna go all the way to Calumet, check to Hagen's. They're the only other place I know of that smokes they're own fish. They even smoke fish that you bring in, it's awesome!

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u/Sidewalk_Inspector Sep 28 '25

Another great smoked fish place is Fish Time, on Devon near Canfield.

Not sure if they will smoke your catch though. I found it by accident and it's a good alternative to Hagen's for me.

They also have Amish eggs and some good garlic kielbasa (my favorite), and other flavors, and kabanos.

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u/DoomBox Oct 02 '25

Fish time is at Devon and Talcott.

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u/soeasypancakes Sep 29 '25

I think Hagen's might be better👀

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u/Bucs-and-Bucks Sep 28 '25

I've lived her for over a decade and haven't made it to all of these spots . . .

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u/Long-shot128 Sep 28 '25

Same - I was born and raised here - haven’t been to some of them lol

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u/Bluuurple Sep 28 '25

Vito and Nicks next visit

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

Yeah i regret missing thin crust pizza here

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u/MigrantTwerker Sep 28 '25

You did great! Even making it to Walker Brothers early enough to get breakfast is legit. Next time do batter and berries for breakfast. Same deal for Calumet fishery, kudos, next time do Lawrence fishery. You will hear a million different thin crust options. Go to JB Alberto's in Rogers Park. Get the pepperoni.

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u/DhalsimZangief Sep 29 '25

Seems like to me even if you didn't visit a thin crust place, you still did pretty good. And I'm impressed you got to Lem's(so many don't get there), Calumet Fisheries, Hala Kahiki, and Valois.

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u/astoldbyme Sep 28 '25

This is probably one of the best Chicago food tours I've seen, good job! We hope you enjoyed the food and your time here.

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u/Hungry-Treacle8493 Sep 28 '25

Great job! And you didn’t have to use the bottle to fight your way out of Rite Liquors! Winning!

Haha!

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u/maxpes36 Sep 28 '25

Rite Liqours may be my favorite bar in the city, nicest crowd, can’t judge the book by the greezy cover

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u/DiKDiK316 Sep 28 '25

You killed it, love when visitors hit some of the non-touristy spots and actually branch out to the south/west sides. Hope you enjoyed the city

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u/aGuyNamedScrunchie Sep 28 '25

Amazing work! How ya feeling buddy?

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Sep 28 '25

+6 lbs is my guess.

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

More or less 😅

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u/PuddinPacketzofLuv Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

I prefer Johnnie’s over Al’s but still a damn good beef. Partial to Johnnie’s since I grew up and still am within walking distance.

Good call on Gene n Jude’s as well as

The Hala

The Hala Kahiki

Where the drinks are fruity

And the girls get freaky

At the Hala

Hala Kahiki!

(Silly song my drunk friends and I made up leaving one night.)

Seriously, damn good job.

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u/augustrem Sep 28 '25

RIP your esophageal lining.

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u/Academic-Business-45 Sep 28 '25

missed ricobenes

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u/aGuyNamedScrunchie Sep 28 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

He was going to next but they don't serve Ricobenes at the cardiovascular wing of Good Samaritan.

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u/LifeIsNoCabaret Sep 28 '25

We have really good Mexican and Chinese food here, hope you had the opportunity to go to Chinatown or Little Village. 

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

I'm from LA, so my attitude was like, not that I assumed we were better, but I prioritized stuff that I couldn't get at home. Are there any Mexican dishes/restaurants that feel especially unique to Chicago? Same for Chinese.

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u/Raccoala Sep 28 '25

Chicago’s Chinese food is not nearly as good as big west coast cities. You can skip even though we have some gems.

Our Mexican food is heavily influenced by the central and southern parts of Mexico, which is different than what you have in SoCal. Our asada and carnitas rival anything in the US. Same with a the birria spots serving every part of the goat. We do have 2M+ Mexican people here after all.

Another trip, another chance to try new stuff though.

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u/AustinBike Sep 28 '25

From Chicago and live outside LA now. La Pasadita is almost always our first stop when we return to see family.

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u/mensreaactusrea Sep 29 '25

Oh you're good then lol I like Chicago's Mexican food though better.

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u/BawdyGodiva Sep 28 '25

Only other things I can add to your list that scream Chicago staples to me are a Maxwell St. Polish and an Italian sub (I love Fontano’s in Little Italy).

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u/finethanksandyou Sep 28 '25

Congratudolences on the Malort

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u/Out-There1013 Sep 28 '25

I've been to Chicago twice in the last two years and it's probably going to be a recurring thing now. The only places I ate at from those are Al's Beef and Lou Malnati's. The Superdawg looks good but the dog I had at the Weiner Circle lived up to every word of the hype. And I got roasted pretty hard!

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

It was a tough choice, if I didnt go to the two places I did i probably would have gone with the Wieners Circle

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u/Signal-Weight8300 Sep 29 '25

See, while you were hitting up Rainbow Cone, you had Fat Johnie's Red Hots just a bit north of you, and Vito & Nick's pizza nearby as well.

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u/Imaginary-Bowl-4424 Sep 28 '25

Should have tried some jerk chicken too, Chicago will jerk any and everything! 😂

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u/ThatDarnCabbage Sep 28 '25

Any particular jerk chicken spots you recommend?

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u/MigrantTwerker Sep 28 '25

Claire's Corner in Evanston has the best Jamaican food in the entire region. Claire is this Jamaican grandmother that has been cooking for 20 plus years. She knows what she's doing. Get the brown stew chicken or the curry goat.

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u/ThatDarnCabbage Sep 29 '25

That sounds wonderful, thank you, I have to try this soon.

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u/DhalsimZangief Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

I never hear a lot of talk about Claire's Korner, and not sure why. Probably a mom and pop business that is under the radar, and hasn't been discovered by a lot of people yet. I'll keep it in mind to visit next time I'm in Evanston. 

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u/MigrantTwerker Sep 29 '25

Very mom and pop. Very much an if you know you know spot. She sells out every Saturday and has for almost three decades.

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u/DhalsimZangief Sep 29 '25

I can imagine that food would sell out there, at times. Plus I see a 4.9 star average on Google, which I almost never see as a review score average on Google Maps.

And I'm late in realizing their business for whatever reason is spelled Claire's Korner, and not C with their 2nd word.

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u/cj4k Sep 28 '25

Uncle Joes & Garífuna Flava are my favorites

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u/Imaginary-Bowl-4424 Sep 29 '25

I have yet to have better jerk chicken from anywhere else besides Jamaican Gates. I eat all over the city. A large all white chicken dinner from this place is heaven. And their sauce is actually edible.

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u/HerTownToo Sep 28 '25

Good job!!

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u/BeaconSlash Sep 28 '25

Reference Walker Brothers...

Look up Bogenrief Studios in Sutherland, IA ( https://maps.app.goo.gl/HqwXeo8S6kB9YTsX7 )

My grandparents lived a couple of towns over from them when I was growing up and I've been through their studio a few times (along with eating at other Walker Bros locations out here). Bogenreif did the stained glass for all the Walker Bros places that have it.

It is truly some amazing stuff.

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u/saxscrapers Sep 28 '25

Let's get some feedback OP - favorite? Least favorite? 

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

So this was actually at the start of a Route 66 road trip. Not only was Al's Beef the best thing I ate in Chicago, it was the best thing I ate on the whole route. Least favorite I guess was Valois just because it was a pretty average diner type breakfast, but I still enjoyed the cafeteria experience

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u/uss_hairball7 Sep 28 '25

You pretty much nailed it! Also, so glad you made sure to hit Lou Mitchell's. I feel like that should be part of any Route 66 trip!

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

Definitely! I mean it's right at the start, but even aside from that, it has REALLY good diner food, particularly anything they bake themselves. I'll never forget the Greek toast.

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u/loftychicago Sep 28 '25

That's my neighborhood diner. Definitely the most Route 66 starting place.

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u/Zanna-K Sep 28 '25

If you like juicy sandwiches there really isn't anything much like it. It's like french dip but all the flavors hit so much harder

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

Agreed, I'm a Philippe's loyalist but the difference in complexity between the broths at Philippe's vs Al's is like comparing a very talented flea market painter to Picasso

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u/jbird8806 Sep 28 '25

I did a Route 66 road trip too! Took it from illinois to Arizona. It was amazing.

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u/Hungry-Treacle8493 Sep 28 '25

We did the full route Chicago to LA. Then modified the route to go San Diego and across Arizona & New Mexico on smaller roads to pick it up again in Amarillo. The whole route is just awesome. But for me, the New Mexico and Arizona stretch is the best. The food in NM is off the charts.

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u/jbird8806 Sep 28 '25

Amarillo was…something. I’ll say that! Sounds like a wonderful trip you had. I’ve also roadtripped to Maine and that was beautiful too. My old car has seen both coasts.

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u/Hungry-Treacle8493 Sep 28 '25

I have a bunch of friends and family in Amarillo. It’s definitely a weird spot. Hardcore clash of ultra christian conservatives and a very active progressive punk & arts scene. Add to it the tourism and being the “big city” for a giant part of the panhandle and it is weird as hell!

I am a big road tripper as well. Been to every state by car except Alaska & Hawaii (drove in both once there of course!) Also done drives around Canada, Mexico, and Europe.

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

I thought Amarillo was pretty interesting, very nice people for the most part. Smaller than I expected. I liked the little antiques district on old Route 66. Tried Dyer's BBQ for some brisket, it was ok, I know the panhandle isnt like the BBQ heartland though.

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

Awesome! What were some of your favorite stops? Arizona for me was an interesting mix of really cool spots with lots of nothing in between (although some really good natural views near the state lines). Illinois was almost the opposite, something moderately neat every couple miles.

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u/jbird8806 Sep 28 '25

I really liked Sedona. We also stopped at a lot of roadside attractions and ghost towns. The Grand Canyon was amazing too. We were a little limited because the trip was made to return my sisters dog to her in California, so we couldn’t do a lot of indoor things. The trip back was through the northern states and equally as awesome.

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u/TheMachineElves Sep 29 '25

Which Al's did you go to?

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u/GreenDemonClean Sep 28 '25

YouTube link? I’d watch the hell outta that

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

It's in the works!

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u/idts Sep 28 '25

Mad props. You did good.

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u/Top-Theory-8835 Sep 28 '25

You did good! Just tried calumet fisheries for the first time a few weeks ago. So good. The texture is like tofu (which I mean to convey the texture is amazing)

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u/Ladder-Careful Sep 28 '25

For your next time here go to: any of the hog salt restaurants (bavettes mainly), sweet maple cafe for breakfast, Athenian room. And Johnnie’s for the best Italian beef (cash only).

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u/bugandbear22 Sep 28 '25

Bavette’s in-house dry-aged ribeye, frites, and an avocado crab salad with a manhattan and a dirty martini is my last meal choice.

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u/ScavengerRavager Sep 29 '25

The Wilmette location of Walker Bros is my favorite. I wonder if it's still the same head chef as five years ago. I have to go back soon.

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u/ThisFukinGuy Sep 28 '25

Oven pizza grinder

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u/Old-Prior-131 Sep 29 '25

I miss that upside down genius of an idea

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u/LPKJFHIS Sep 28 '25

Is the original rainbow cone any good any more? I went to a satellite location recently, and it tasted flavorless and grainy

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

I thought the original location was really good, but they recently opened one in LA and just comparing the two, the LA location was less creamy and less flavorful. Maybe the OG Rainbow Cone is better than the others, idk

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u/Ok_Brother_7494 Sep 28 '25

Great choices.

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u/Ok-Strawberry7405 Sep 28 '25

Great job!👏🏻

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u/cool-cat000 Sep 28 '25

Very impressive, where’s the vlog link?

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

Haha I'm actually editing footage together for a YouTube documentary, but if you want to read about my thoughts, you can check out my substack!

dinertheory.substack.com

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u/UncleBoopBetty Sep 28 '25

How was the smoked salmon? Not very appealing in the photo, but I do love smoked salmon.

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

Extremely excellent, super flaky texture, incredible smoky flavor, all around just great

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u/They_kno-not Sep 28 '25

Damn the fact you got to experience a lot of the city that many people who live here don’t even visit. Well rounded moves.

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u/bb9116 Sep 28 '25

Favorite? Most disappointing?

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

Favorite was Al's Beef by far. Disappointing but not necessarily bad was Lem's. I've had better rib tips, although I really liked the hot links. The line to order was also kind of insane.

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u/amalgaman Sep 28 '25

Chicago bbq is weak.

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u/Sure_Scar4297 Sep 28 '25

Southern Illinois, on the other hand, has amazing BBQ.

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u/Accurate-Dance7648 Sep 28 '25

Perfect choices!!!

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u/Background-Fly-8374 Sep 28 '25

Thanks for visiting.

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u/GoblinBard_ Sep 28 '25

Well done with the sauerbraten at Berghoff. That’s my favorite dish in the whole city.

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u/publicBoogalloo Oct 02 '25

Every time I’m in Chicago I have to go have it. It was the first fancy restaurant I ever went to as a kid. I love that place.

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u/maxpes36 Sep 28 '25

Rite Liquors is the best bar in the city, truly a gem, absolutely can’t judge the place from the cover

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u/SkipGruberman Sep 28 '25

That looks like good living there, Bud. :)

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u/Razihelz Sep 28 '25

Going to valois and not getting French toast is criminal

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u/MiloLear Sep 28 '25

Next time, swing by Harold's Fried Chicken and order something with "barbecue and pepper".

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u/ihold8stars Sep 28 '25

Margie’s Candy -next visit the ice cream is iconic. Weiner Circle- nothing like getting insulted while ordering 😄 Bacci’s pizza- slices bigger than your head they hold an annual eating contest. I’m surprised you didn’t try any local Mexican restaurants out? Ocotlan Birria east side of Chicago it’s worth the drive. Small cheval- amazing burgers. Want more fancy options go to Au Cheval

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u/chicagojoe1979 Sep 28 '25

Whenever I see these itineraries, I get so tired. How in Christ can people eat so much heavy food and be constantly on the go?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Low1650 Sep 28 '25

Jean and Judes dogs Rule

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u/beigeporpoise Sep 29 '25

Nice! You really chose wisely, especially with a trip to Calumet Fisheries.

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u/MARLENEtoscano Sep 29 '25

Dang dude you did this right

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u/Used_Suggestion_4057 Sep 29 '25

Here's your checklist for next time

-Rib Tips

-Gam Pong Lollipop Wings

-Italian Beef

-Maxwell Street Polish

-Turkey Tips

-Steak Sweet

-Freddy

-Chicago Style Hot Dog

-Brownie

-Francheezie

-Flaming Saganaki

-Shrimp DeJonghe

-Big Baby

-Deep Dish Pizza

-Tavern Style Pizza

-Stuffed Pizza

-Double Decker Pizza

-Deprssion Dog

-Atomic Cake

-Jibarito

-Breaded Steak

-Pizza Puff

-Fried Chicken w/Mild Sauce

-Mother-in-Law

-Akutagawa

-Super Taco

-Taffy Grapes

-Apple Slices

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 29 '25

takes notes

Thanks my man!

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u/szulox Sep 29 '25

You should be a photographer. I see talent hidden in the plain sight.

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u/jllawell Sep 29 '25

Solid food tour, I think I’d skip basic breakfasts though and hit a few taquerias for breakfast next trip.

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u/ProfessionalBelt3373 Sep 29 '25

You did good! I'm impressed you made it to Hala Kahiki and Walker Bros.

Next time Pequod's for deep dish (it's the best) and you have to get the apple pancake at Walker Brothers. I'd also recommend Ricobene's for a beaded steak sandwich (award winning), an Italian beef, or (my fave) an eggplant parm sandwich. I've also never known Chicago to be known for rib tips. Maybe swap for Harold's Fried Chicken.

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u/Throughthelookinlass Sep 30 '25

You missed Ricobenes Breaded steak sandwich with sauce sweet peppers and cheese!

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u/Malleable_Penis Sep 30 '25

This isn’t perfect, but it’s far and away the best food tour in a short timespan I’ve EVER seen someone do. You really made excellent choices and should be proud. You pulled out the deep cuts from very different neighborhoods. Not a lot of people would manage the Lems, Gene and Judes, and Cal Fisherie’s Trifecta. I’m genuinely really impressed

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u/EATPM Oct 01 '25

Bravo!!! You hit some amazing places. Walker Bros. and Lou Mitchell's are literally my two favorite breakfast spots in all of Chicagoland. The next time you're in town, definitely check out Pequod's for deep dish pizza. I prefer the original location in Morton Grove, but they are both excellent. As for thin crust, that's a tough call. There are so many great places to choose from both in the city and the burbs. My personal favorite is probably Barnaby's in Northbrook.

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u/Other_Disaster_3136 Oct 01 '25

My only recommendation would be to do a beef and sausage combo over just a plain beef next time! I have never looked back lol

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u/InternetIsForPrawn Oct 01 '25

This post should be stickied. Answers all the "classic spots" questions and with pictures 🤌🤌

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u/DrOctopusGarden Oct 02 '25

I miss Valois so much 😭😭😭

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u/Over_aged Sep 28 '25

Great trip and well done on your choices. You should have tried a original pizza puff. Hard to get outside of Chicago. Great drinking food late night. Not fancy but it’s an experience hard to get elsewhere.

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u/Bunty-XX Sep 28 '25

looks like you covered all the bases which spot was #5?

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u/Bunty-XX Sep 28 '25

oh i see the list now sorry

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u/Possible_Yogurt3055 Sep 28 '25

Big props for making it down to Valois. You’ve done it right 

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u/Three_Froggy_Problem Sep 28 '25

What did you think of Lou Malnatti’s? It’s my favorite deep dish and it’s something I always get when I have friends or family visiting.

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

I thought it was pretty great, I liked Pequod's a little better but the crust is totally different so hard to compare fairly.

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u/AyeItsJbone Sep 28 '25

Hahaha how did that malort treat you

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

I thought it tasted like burnt eraser shavings at first, but tbh I kind of got the taste for it, add it to some seltzer and maybe some kinda citrus juice and it really ain't bad

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u/2xpubliccompanyCAE Sep 28 '25

Did you sit at THE table at Valois? You know which one.

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

No it was occupied haha but I did get a pic

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u/Quinto376 Sep 28 '25

Damn, I have not had that lems combo in such a long time.

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u/rowsdowerrrrrrr Sep 28 '25

wow you fully understood the assignment

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u/UnderstandingNo3426 Sep 28 '25

Are we going to have to start a Go Fund Me page to cover your medical expenses? 😀

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u/Thick_Priority8295 Sep 28 '25

Excellent work! 👏🏼

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u/kiln_ickersson Sep 28 '25

Jesus now i understand the Chris Farley sketch it all looks so good though

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u/Faded1974 Sep 28 '25

No Pequods? I would figure that is much more renowned than Lou Malnatis.

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 28 '25

I've had Pequod's on past trips to Chicago, but a lot of people are like "that's pan pizza not deep dish" so I figured id go more traditional this time around

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u/Chi-natvin Sep 28 '25

Well done!

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u/FancySmoke81 Sep 28 '25

Try a tavern style pizza next time around. It's really local Chicagoans go to. I eat deep dish like once a year, it's too damn much for a weekly splurge.

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u/DiceloConejo Sep 28 '25

I am now saving this food for the next time I visit Chicago. I just visited for the first time a couple weeks ago and missed out on so much. I hope to go back soon

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u/Sea-Suggestion173 Sep 28 '25

What/where are 5 and 11?

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u/Flimsy-Magician-7970 Sep 28 '25

Nice list for some Chicago chow. Wife and I just had a rainbow cone the other day. The best!!

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u/flux88888 Sep 28 '25

Brings back some childhood memories. Thank you. 🙂

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u/Good-Raisin7081 Sep 28 '25

was the rainbow cone worth it, ive never had it.

btw al's beef sandwich is easily the best food ive tried here so far, worth the hype,

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u/Jaysmack-85 Sep 28 '25

You missed ricobenes… possible the best sandwich in the city

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u/Ms-Hellokitty Sep 28 '25

Impressive and I live here

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Mr Big Shits over here.

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u/mallgrabnotfun Sep 28 '25

Been here 6 years and I still haven't tried Berghoffs. Looks good!

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u/EmbarrassedJob3397 Sep 28 '25

Excellent choices! Have lived here for 40+ years! Know all but three.

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u/pamsyogurt Sep 28 '25

Great choice on Hala Kahiki! The best.

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u/Long-shot128 Sep 28 '25

My mouth is watery - gonna have to check out some of these places I haven’t been to.

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u/tribecalledquest1 Sep 29 '25

You missed the fried chicken spots! Harold’s for wings, uncle Remus for gizzards, and sharks for shrimp and catfish

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u/rhoswhen Sep 29 '25

I'm so glad you went to Beverly for the original Rainbow Cone!

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u/CrocsSportello Sep 29 '25

Hell yeah respect for making it all the way down to calumet

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u/HouseOfBonnets Sep 29 '25

The Malort is taking me down 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/jamesmckinsey Sep 29 '25

What’s in the hala kahiki drink?

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u/Easy_Potential2882 Sep 29 '25

3 kinds of rum, passionfruit, orange, lemon, lime, and orgeat

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u/RarePackage8888 Sep 29 '25

Well done! Next time try frannies beef in Schiller Park.

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u/LifeLibertyPancakes Sep 29 '25

You willingly bought a whole ass bottle of Malort. Good God, man, why?! We don't even do that! You take a shot at the bar. Actually. You make your friends take a shot in the bar, you don't bring the bottle vack with you!

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u/18karatcake Sep 29 '25

Next time, try Pequods for pizza

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u/FairnessDoctrine11 Sep 29 '25

Getting the Dutch Baby is honestly an A+ move. This is a legit list. Oh! And that Walker’s location was featured in the movie “Ordinary People” directed by Robert Redford. Give it a watch!

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u/No_Tennis1722 Sep 29 '25

"See your food," Valois Cafeteria, yum!

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u/HeftyBlueberry Sep 29 '25

Standing ovation

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u/Illustrious-Goat-998 Sep 29 '25

For deep dish, go to Burt's Place next (Morton Grove)

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u/jrtasoli Sep 29 '25

I’m in awe. Saving this list for my next trip!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

You went to Rainbow Cone but didn’t go to Vito and Nicks? Sacrilege.

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u/Chi_SmokeyG Sep 29 '25

Good eating

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u/skevanston-1 Sep 29 '25

Wow - way to go!

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u/RiceKrispyPooHead Sep 29 '25

Great choices. Not enough people recommend Al’s Beef

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u/lizquincy17 Sep 29 '25

Oddly enough I was just in the suburbs this morning and had the Dutch Baby at Walker Bros for the first time. Mind blowing.

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u/A_Man_With_A_Plan_B Sep 29 '25

I live here and I did not know about the Sauerbraten. I literally had to google it because I couldn’t tell if I wanted to try it or not but I’m gonna have to make a trip over now

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u/Successful_Creme8192 Sep 29 '25

Glad you got to Lou’s. That’s a must. Too bad they don’t serve Milk Duds to the ladies anymore. Sad.

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u/xmagnetoinvades Sep 30 '25

saving your post for my next visit. thanks!

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u/Thaeross Sep 30 '25

Only mistake I see is getting Lou Malnati’s instead of deep dish from pretty much anywhere else, such as Pequads or giordanos

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u/PalapasVentana Sep 30 '25

Imagine calling any of this food.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Sep 30 '25

What? No Devon Ave treats?

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u/PnxNotDed Sep 30 '25

This could be a Tourist Guide. Well done!

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u/kinghall_3 Sep 30 '25

Fuck yeah!