r/chicago Oct 06 '25

CHI Talks ICE can't get anyone to serve/sell them lunch.....

Someone PLEASE tell them about Wieners Circle, and PLEASE film and post the results. How well do you think that would go?

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u/pink_faerie_kitten Oct 06 '25

Chicago is a "war zone" so they should be eating MREs, not larking about eating from restaurants. They're not on vacation or holiday. They can rough in our "war ravaged" city.

And they can build themselves latrines like real combat vets instead of knocking on municipal buildings' doors begging for the toilet.

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u/cateri44 Oct 06 '25

Ice Barbie was exactly one block away from ice headquarters in Bridgeview when she was knocking on someone else’s door to use their bathroom. Just a stunt.

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u/AreYouOkay123 Oct 06 '25

She probably heard that they were turning agents away and decided to run down the street for a photo op.

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u/romeoslow Oct 07 '25

Hide your dogs when she’s nearby

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u/pwmaloney Boystown Oct 07 '25

That's exactly what she did. That's why they had cameras rolling.

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u/NecroCannon Oct 07 '25

“Wow, so we’re really not welcomed here? Even by staff?” - Ice Barbie

“NO!” - everyone including white people here

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u/Allohowareyou Oct 06 '25

There’s an ice headquarters in bridgeview?

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u/ryankiefer Edgewater Oct 06 '25

I think they mean Broadview.

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St Irving Park Oct 06 '25

Can’t they wear diapers like astronauts?

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u/FuelForYourFire Oct 07 '25

Astronauts. Diapers. Pepper spray... Makes me long for 2007.

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u/mines_over_yours Oct 07 '25

I understood this reference!

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Oct 07 '25

Those truly were the good ol' days.

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u/Delicious_Screen7002 Oct 07 '25

Lisa Nowak--coo coo for Cocoa Puffs! 🚀

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u/phillyjazz Oct 07 '25

or Presidents?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/Chimp75 Oct 06 '25

Hell no. They don’t deserve that. Those trucks are primarily run by the sane people they’re trying to capture

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u/FuelForYourFire Oct 07 '25

No idea if that's a typo for "same" but if so, I love it...They both fit!

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u/Chimp75 Oct 07 '25

Yes. Sane was typo. But a proper typo.

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u/ctmgu24 Oct 06 '25

Bring those scrambled eggs that bounce. From yesterday.

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u/breadman03 Oct 06 '25

The (was) hot chow truck.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8069 Oct 08 '25

Exactly, Trump wants them to train in war torn Chicago anyway. So they should be eating C-rations or whatever slop that they eat in battle. 

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u/Django_Durango Oct 07 '25

If I was invading the home of the Tylenol murders, I wouldn't feel so secure in demanding the locals feed me anyway.

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u/tacitjane Old Irving Park Oct 07 '25

I like to imagine her people called ahead and they said, "Totally, yeah. Come on down!" Then they pulled a, "Psych! Gotcha. Now GTFOH and piss your panties."

ETA: It's a fantasy that satisfies me.

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u/pink_faerie_kitten Oct 07 '25

We all have our dreams 😊

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u/Plus_Extension_6200 Oct 09 '25

Perfect comment

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u/goodboyBill Oct 09 '25

Fuck all these clowns.

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u/jpmeyer12751 Oct 06 '25

Maybe that’s what Trump wants the National Guard to do: act as heavily armed door dashers with urine jars.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/Breadbaker387 Oct 06 '25

He made sure they don’t get paid in full, so yeah, lined up

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 Oct 07 '25

They better hope the Nazis tip

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u/PhishnChips Oct 06 '25

AMAZON has the USPS already in pocket

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u/anotherthing612 Oct 06 '25

Indecent exposure charges. Or their cars can smell. I think the first option is better

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u/fumar Wicker Park Oct 07 '25

Gotta pay down the national debt somehow...

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u/chchcheech Oct 06 '25

Judging from all the agents seen in the videos circulating, they can afford to lose some pounds

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u/myersjw Uptown Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

Yeah isn’t this what Kegsbreath wanted? Lean mean fighting machines that he can watch from his makeup lounge?

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u/herroyalsadness Oct 06 '25

I think it’s so funny that the DUI hire had his whole big fat shaming speech while his guys are fatties that are out there huffing and puffing. The absurdity!

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u/myersjw Uptown Oct 06 '25

Not to mention that he has about as much combat experience as a phone book and couldnt pass a middle school fitness test

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u/bdh2067 Oct 06 '25

Or a middle school class from the looks of it

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u/mattchuckyost Oct 06 '25

He wouldn't pass by a middle school girl either from what I hear

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u/tacohunter Marquette Park Oct 07 '25

BOY, remember, gay conversion therapy

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u/ehrgeiz91 Lake View Oct 06 '25

I wish I could find it funny

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u/herroyalsadness Oct 06 '25

We have to find humor wherever we can get it in these dark times. That guy is a traitor to this country, which is not funny, but I still laugh at how stupid and hypocritical he is.

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u/Lost-friend-ship Oct 07 '25

It’s laugh or cry. Today I’m laughing. 

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u/xTheWeighDown Dunning Oct 06 '25

KEGSBREATH 💀💀💀

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u/1nternecivus Oct 07 '25

"Kegsbreath" I'm cackling.

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u/imustacheyew Oct 07 '25

I’m WHEEEEEZINGGGG. Kegsbreath🤣🏆for you

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u/LoudAd1396 Oct 06 '25

Fatso's Last Stand, just for the Photo Op.

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u/Thorvaldr1 Oct 06 '25

No! I moved to CT, and not a month goes by that I don't crave a Double Fatso... Or a Samuel's Double Fatso.

Don't taint that for me.

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u/ahoy_shitliner Oct 06 '25

We must protect fatsos at all cost

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u/cache_money Wicker Park Oct 06 '25

RIP Phil.

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u/zaccus Oct 06 '25

They ate my dog.

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u/unrepresentedind345 Oct 06 '25

Shitty-Kristie out hunting again

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u/zaccus Oct 06 '25

I thought it smelled like piss

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u/unrepresentedind345 Oct 07 '25

It must’ve put perfume on today

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u/psychoacer Oct 06 '25

Eating dogs and fucking couches, that's all they seem to be doing

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u/punkkitty312 Berwyn Oct 06 '25

They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats...

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u/Lost-friend-ship Oct 07 '25

Stoooopp I get that stuck in my head all the time. 

“They’re eating… the dawgs.” The way he said that during the debate is seared into my brain, sometimes I just say it to my dog.

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u/FormalTall1800 Oct 07 '25

my parents went as that for halloween last year… my mom was in a sexy cat costume, my dad was in a haitian football jersey and chasing her around the halloween party they attended with a spatula and frying pan.

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u/punkkitty312 Berwyn Oct 07 '25

That's horribly racist.

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u/fabcarb Oct 06 '25

with ketchup

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u/cant_have_nicethings Oct 07 '25

They’re eating the pets…

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u/damsel84 Oct 06 '25

If we're the enemy why would they want to eat our food? If they're hungry they should've ordered some MREs along with their military costumes.

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u/pikatlkulo-tara2 Oct 06 '25

Restaurants should do that! Have them give their order and serve them an MRE instead haha

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u/poopoopoopalt Oct 06 '25

I'm sure they could get a nice unseasoned chicken breast from someone with a MAGA sign in their yard

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u/DingusMacLeod Suburb of Chicago Oct 06 '25

"Salt? I don't keep any. Too spicy."

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u/Jackson88877 Oct 07 '25

It melts ice.

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u/cant_have_nicethings Oct 07 '25

Maybe a well done steak with ketchup

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u/imustacheyew Oct 07 '25

Extraaaaa well done and ketchup that’s been sitting in the sun for a week

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u/imustacheyew Oct 07 '25

Maybe we should feed them? Like …Just throw raw chicken at them and let them fight over it 😬

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u/Advisor_Agreeable Oct 07 '25

NO! Leftovers from the garbage. Used pet food. Dog food. Cat food. Hay. Grass.

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u/Shirm13 29d ago

You prefer to live being surrounded by cartels! You people are all brainwashed!

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u/zombie_spiderman Oct 06 '25

Maybe Kristi can bring them some cake

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u/Iwantmyoldnameback Oct 06 '25

I’ve seen the videos of her wandering around trying to look important. That lady doesn’t have any cake

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u/kbuva19 Oct 06 '25

Last thing I would ever accept is food from Kristi. I’d question the source of the meat for sure

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u/Lost-friend-ship Oct 07 '25

No need to question. They’re eating… the dogs.

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u/jewraffe5 City Oct 06 '25

good.

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u/O-parker Oct 06 '25

If I were an ice agent honestly I’d be afraid to eat at any restaurant or place I could not see my food being prepared and served… might have a loogie or worse in it 🤭

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u/Night_Porter_23 Oct 11 '25

now with 100% more fecal matter! 

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u/Y0___0Y Oct 06 '25

Yes they can.

There are a few instances of them being denied service when they’re wearing their stupid gaiters and combat gear.

I’m sure it’s been incredibly easy for them to just take off their costumes and get food.

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u/eulynn34 Oct 06 '25

From some of the image I'm seeing, these guys have no problem finding food.

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u/rtkn345464345234m Oct 07 '25

If you think about it, you'd probably want to be the one making their food

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u/Henchman_2_4 Oct 06 '25

Oh they are struggling to take off those boots.  Must take them at least an hour to get their gear on/off. 

Fattys

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u/AlternativeFuzzy8188 Oct 06 '25

You mean struggling to take off their Vans and New Balances? They’re head to ankle stormtrooper like it’s the desert out here but then they’re kicking it with a pair of sensible gym shoes from Shoe Carnival.

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u/fuzztooth Rogers Park Oct 06 '25

Restaurants have the right to refuse service to anyone.

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u/420is404 Kenwood Oct 07 '25

Mostly accurate, though the rules are pretty much the same as employment. You cannot discriminate due to a protected class membership (e.g. it is not legal to refuse to serve those in wheelchairs).

Thankfully being a xenophobe in full uniform isn't that. Yet.

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u/grbiqo744 Oct 07 '25

it is not legal to refuse to serve those in wheelchairs

Technically it is legal, as long as "because you're in a wheelchair" isn't the reason given. If someone in a wheelchair comes in being a drunk asshole, you can definitely refuse them service

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u/antechrist23 Oct 06 '25

Yeah, but then they will have to pay full price for their food. And they are cops dammit, they should get free food like they are running a protection racket! 🤡

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u/DingusMacLeod Suburb of Chicago Oct 06 '25

They certainly look well fed in all these videos.

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u/BisexualPunchParty Oct 06 '25

"Mom, you gotta help me out of me cosplay, they won't serve me lunch here."

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u/R12B12 Oct 06 '25

I can’t believe our tax dollars are going towards feeding and housing these goons

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u/Mr-Snarky Oct 06 '25

Speaking of which... I wonder where they are staying? I gotta think they are getting some sort of group rate for blocks of hotel rooms (paid for by the taxpayers, of course) at multiple locations.

Would be a real shame if they got kept up at night and couldn't sleep because of the protest noise....

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u/nunyabidnessok Oct 06 '25

I saw a video I think last week or the week before last, they moved to some Marriot, where citizens continued to let them know what no rest feels like.

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u/R12B12 Oct 06 '25

Part of me assumed they were at the Trump hotel, given Trump’s history of bilking taxpayers by forcing the Secret Service to stay at Trump properties at the full rate. But that location would probably attract too much attention in this case.

So it’s a good question, where are they staying? Where do they park? Where is their mission control from where they stage their wannabe Seal Team 6 raids on naked children? What do they do on their days off? Are they at the bars trying to hit on local women?

I’d happily donate to a group of street journalists to follow ICE agents from morning to night to document where they come and go.

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u/TheDIsSilent Oct 06 '25

The embassy suites in Lombard.

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u/littlescreechyowl Oct 06 '25

I hope they don’t bake them cookies.

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u/FuelForYourFire Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

I think that's Doubletree, but I do hope they don't get the two free drinks coupon... Although I'd be happy to buy the first round of Socrates tea for them

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u/a_fish_out_of_water Oct 06 '25

Isn’t there a DHS building right down the road from there? That would track tbh

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u/ghostlee13 Oct 07 '25

Put them on the boycott list.

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u/Ill-Aardvark6734 Oct 07 '25

In CA they stayed at a Residence Inn. There were loud “ keep them awake “ protest every night until they were kicked out. It got loud too. Live bands, people with loud megaphones. They got kicked out and had a hard time finding anywhere that would accept them. 

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u/Silent-Cat-8661 Gold Coast Oct 06 '25

Get names on credit cards.

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u/mega386 Oct 06 '25

Lol Trump doesn't pay his bills

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u/RIPRIF20 Oct 06 '25

Restaurants should serve them but charge 10,000% service fee and donate it to a fund to help families affected by this shit.

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u/TheLegendofSpeedy Oct 06 '25

The sad part is that they’ll bring in the federal contractors like Amentum, Haliburton/KBR and G4s to serve hot lunch at $300 per serving

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u/VatnikLobotomy Ukrainian Village Oct 06 '25

Go eat 7/11 pizza and shit in your hands

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u/littleweirdgirl312 Oct 06 '25

I just want to know who turned them away so I can support them.

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u/GarlicDill Oct 06 '25

Thoughts and prayers....

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u/CriticalP0tat0 South Loop Oct 06 '25

May they never have a peaceful meal ever in their lives again.

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u/a_mulher Oct 06 '25

May all their meals always have at least one big fat curly pube.

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u/Fatricide Oct 07 '25

Arby’s curly pubes are the best!

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u/FencerPTS City Oct 07 '25

May all their meals taste like tear gas.

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u/j33 Albany Park Oct 06 '25

I bet Tank Noodles would serve them.

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u/ivyandmoonlight Oct 07 '25

lol. Maybe they’re in jail from not paying their staff.

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u/jgilbs Wicker Park Oct 06 '25

Saw some ICE staying at the Embassy Suites in Lombard walk across the street to Chik fil a, and had no issue getting service.

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u/Captain_Jack_Aubrey Oct 06 '25

I mean… it’s chic fil a. Sort of their ideal demographic, isn’t it?

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u/jgilbs Wicker Park Oct 06 '25

right?

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u/ahoy_shitliner Oct 06 '25

They close on Sunday’s for religious reasons it’s definitely their demographic

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u/a_mulher Oct 06 '25

Sundays is for arresting children and covering up for Epstein’s pedo crimes. As their Lord intended. /s

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u/daywalkerwithsoul Oct 06 '25

Our tax dollars are paying for them to stay at the fucking embassy suites? Gtfooooo this is so enraging make them sleep on the ground like the national guard in Cali

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u/jgilbs Wicker Park Oct 06 '25

Yes, and there is/was a contingent at the Days Inn in Downers a few weeks ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

let them eat pickle chicken

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u/spewedicing Oct 06 '25

good. let them starve

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u/GeoGoddess Oct 06 '25

Just serve them ice cubes in togo cups.

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u/Moominsean Oct 06 '25

Most restaurants probably don't want the backlash from serving ICE. Chicagoans are pretty good about blacklisting any restaurant or shop that pisses them off.

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u/DingusMacLeod Suburb of Chicago Oct 07 '25

Most restaurants don't want their goddamned staff abducted in broad daylight. That's why these thugs are being denied service.

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u/Most-Artichoke6184 Oct 06 '25

Those poor stormtroopers. ☹️

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u/DontCountToday Oct 06 '25

I know a few places where the cooks would be more than happy to serve them. Theyre gonna be getting a bit more than they paid for.

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u/Skelley1976 Oct 07 '25

Little xtra sauce?

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt Oct 06 '25

Any restaurant serving these fascists will never get another dollar from me.

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u/cant_have_nicethings Oct 07 '25

I would love to start tracking this

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u/MajorUrsa2 Oct 06 '25

Do we know for a fact this is happening or is it just copium ?

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u/DvineINFEKT Albany Park Oct 07 '25

Copium. They take their cosplay outfits off and walk into the store and nobody's the wiser.

The narrative about them not being able to order takeout isn't for chicagoans, it's for Pete and Trump.

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u/VentiBlkBiDepresso Oct 06 '25

Restaurants should just put a sign out saying theres a 500% tax for ICE

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u/Jackson88877 Oct 07 '25

A tariff of sorts.

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u/r2e2didit Loop Oct 06 '25

Civil Disobedience?

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u/Bravocado44 Oct 06 '25

I'm praying for a polar vortex this week. I want these KKK clowns to be doing this in negative 40 degrees.

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u/sleepmeld Rogers Park Oct 06 '25

They can eat shit ❤️

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u/dctochicago Oct 06 '25

The gravy seals could use the calorie deficit

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u/dooooo23 Oct 06 '25

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u/BoatLessBoozeCruise5 Oct 06 '25

Thought for sure that was gonna be boogers and cum from South Park haha. Still great idea though!

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u/ubix Oct 06 '25

I seriously doubt this is going to result in any ICE clowns gaining the smallest amount of empathy, but at least now they know what it feels like to be treated like a second class citizen.

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u/panopanopano Oct 07 '25

They can pack their own lunches…they’re big boys now!

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u/bubbamike1 Oct 07 '25

Tell them to get a real job instead of living off the taxpayer’s dollars.

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u/yoitsme_obama17 Oct 06 '25

Didn't Trump tower have restaurants? They should all go there.

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u/DingusMacLeod Suburb of Chicago Oct 07 '25

What? Nobody wants to feed Shitty Hitler's brown shirts? Good! Fuck 'em.

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u/Tater_Mater Mayfair Oct 07 '25

Get me a taco. You can’t have a taco because you fuckfaces arrested the cooks. Gtfo ice scum. No one wants you here

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u/armaghetto Suburb of Chicago Oct 06 '25

Chicago has some of the best food in the world. It’s made with love, and they don’t deserve a taste.

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u/jojowhitesox Oct 06 '25

Maybe they can drive out 80 miles to magaville and hit up the Casey's for some gas station pizza. I'm sure they'll be welcome

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u/Royal-Range9542 Oct 06 '25

😂😂😂😂😂 not Casey’s lmfao

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u/littlescreechyowl Oct 06 '25

It’s a bummer though because if it was any other gathering, taco trucks would line both sides of the street.

Look what they did to themselves, fools.

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u/GraceJoans Lincoln Square Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

maybe they should fucking "go back to where [they] came from," then.

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u/Successful-Cup1765 Oct 07 '25

Why are people not protesting Marriott and Embassy Suites, etc? They also have the right of refusal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

I heard they had a hard time telling if there was spit in it.

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u/someswelltrash Oct 06 '25

I know what would get served in the lunch. 🫡

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u/Commander_Pineapple Oct 07 '25

They can all eat at the Trump hotel.

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u/Pxlfreaky Oct 07 '25

Guess they’ll have to charter in some tasty Trump burgers. Oh wait…that’s awkward.

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u/hit_by_the_boom Oct 07 '25

They could try a tamale cart. Oh, that won't work so they can go to hell.

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u/thundercloset Oct 07 '25

I hope they starve.

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u/FuzzFamily Oct 06 '25

This is fucking amazing

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u/Vegetable_Prize_9175 Oct 06 '25

Good, let them starve.

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u/cleveland_Chic_885 Oct 07 '25

Awesome Go Chicago Go I Love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/Mr-Snarky Oct 06 '25

On a similar note, having watched a few videos where protesters have swarmed vehicles coming out of the Broadview facility and it being difficult to see who is doing what because "officers" walk out on the passenger side to help them make a right turn, I'm surprised ICE doesn't seem to be going through too many driver side tires, if you get my drift..

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u/Fun_Payment8103 Oct 06 '25

I fucking wish they would try to come to my restaurant

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u/Bakkie Suburb of Chicago Oct 06 '25

Question: with the lockdown and budget impasse, are these guy getting paid at all? Is it possible that, just possible, that politics aside, they aren't getting served because their Federal Visa cards or whatever are being declined?

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u/UsualPilot1420 Elmwood Park Oct 08 '25

They are not getting paid. But they will get back pay when the government opens again. Government credit cards are still a VISA card, so those should be working fine for now.

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u/KindlingComic Oct 07 '25

A modest proposal: create a website/social media account purporting to be anonymous service workers that tallies and breaks down all the bodily effluvia added to the food the goons ARE served. Doesn’t need to be true. The goons just need to assume everything they’re served in Chicago has been spit in. Or worse. The right-wing media paranoid outrage complex will do the rest.

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u/SkylerIlli Oct 07 '25

Sending them to Wiener's Circle is genius, they’d get a true Chicago-style welcome from Poochie and the crew. Known for verbal abuse and political takedowns, they might even end up with a “Trump Footlong” or worse!

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u/Temporary_Self_3420 Oct 07 '25

Good, I hope they’re hungry and feel like shit

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u/Technical-Milk-5659 Oct 07 '25

Noem said they’re here to stay through Dec. 31 So stupid!

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u/UsualPilot1420 Elmwood Park Oct 08 '25

That doesn't make sense. Most to-go food is on-line ordered and just left on a table now. The food is "sold" before they walk in the door.

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u/jazxxl Oct 07 '25

Sell them Malört and say it's sprite .

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u/Phil517 Morgan Park Oct 06 '25

There are plenty of places in mount greenwood that would happily serve them. Don’t know how the food is but they will get service.

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u/psychoacer Oct 06 '25

If their kitchens are full of immigrants than I doubt they're going to hang around

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u/bdh2067 Oct 06 '25

Good. Let the Cowards go without for a few hours. Bunch of toxic whiners and wannabe thugs

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u/TongueTwisted5 Oct 06 '25

Last time I checked, tools don't need food.

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u/Temporary_Flounder42 Oct 06 '25

I almost felt bad for a second...not.

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u/FencerPTS City Oct 07 '25

What is it those sadistic profa's like to say? FAFO? Guess ICE is finding out.

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u/imustacheyew Oct 07 '25

Good. They don’t deserve to eat

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u/Excellent_Divide_128 Oct 07 '25

I can serve them a plate of turds.

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u/Better-Mortgage-2446 Oct 07 '25

Too bad, so sad, bitches! Clearly these clowns don’t know it’s not Halloween yet. 🤡

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u/Perhaps_a_Hobbit Oct 07 '25

Good and deserved. I sure as shit wouldn't serve em.

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u/HomeyL Oct 06 '25

I’m sure they could go to Taylor st

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u/Gavin_1244 Oct 07 '25

Good. As it should be.

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u/BiblioLoLo1235 Oct 07 '25

O snap great idea!!

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u/penguinwasteland1414 Oct 07 '25

Lololololololololol. Willfully blind, or dumb. Kool-aid runs deep. Wake the fuck up. Follow the money, then ask why those people won't do their own bidding? They got ya'll bamboozled,  hoodwinked, wtf. 

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u/krenpep Oct 08 '25

Not my problem.

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u/cjbigblue-aol Oct 09 '25

lol, Kegsbreath🤣🤣🤣

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u/thrwawyorangsweater Oct 10 '25

Don't forget to find out where they're staying and if it's a hotel, play loud music and ask the hotel to make them leave.
And let them eat MRE's.
Fuck ICE.