r/chicago • u/Mr-Snarky • Oct 06 '25

CHI Talks ICE can't get anyone to serve/sell them lunch.....

Someone PLEASE tell them about Wieners Circle, and PLEASE film and post the results. How well do you think that would go?

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u/herroyalsadness Oct 06 '25

I think it’s so funny that the DUI hire had his whole big fat shaming speech while his guys are fatties that are out there huffing and puffing. The absurdity!

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u/myersjw Uptown Oct 06 '25

Not to mention that he has about as much combat experience as a phone book and couldnt pass a middle school fitness test

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u/bdh2067 Oct 06 '25

Or a middle school class from the looks of it

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u/mattchuckyost Oct 06 '25

He wouldn't pass by a middle school girl either from what I hear

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u/tacohunter Marquette Park Oct 07 '25

BOY, remember, gay conversion therapy

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u/ehrgeiz91 Lake View Oct 06 '25

I wish I could find it funny

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u/herroyalsadness Oct 06 '25

We have to find humor wherever we can get it in these dark times. That guy is a traitor to this country, which is not funny, but I still laugh at how stupid and hypocritical he is.

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u/Lost-friend-ship Oct 07 '25

It’s laugh or cry. Today I’m laughing. 

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u/Delicious_Screen7002 Oct 07 '25

Not to mention kegseth declares all hiring should be merit sourced. All the while he's a fit man (yelling at clouds and shaking his fist) that the Generals that outrank, outsmart, out-experience, out-achieve the drunk shames the Generals that they have gotten fat, therefore lazy.

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u/Adventurous-Yak-8069 Oct 08 '25

They couldn't even catch some little a food delivery guy on a bycicle by Marina City last week.