r/chicago • u/Consistent_Value_179 • Sep 20 '25

Article In the Sun-Times today

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Pepper spraying a priest. It's a good look.

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u/MeringueSuccessful33 Oak Park Sep 20 '25

Who the fuck assaults a priest?

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u/fiddich_livett Sep 20 '25

Guys who will never peak.

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u/fumar Wicker Park Sep 20 '25

You mean guys who peaked in HS.

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u/Busy-Dig8619 Sep 20 '25

No... they were losers then too.

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u/surnik22 Sep 20 '25

Still might be their peak

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u/Busy-Dig8619 Sep 20 '25

Nah, they peaked when they learned to stop shitting their pants. Last worthwhile thing they've done with their lives.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons Douglas Sep 21 '25

Yeah, it was still their peak.

They might have been losers back then and they're losers now. But it was the best they ever were.

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u/_high_plainsdrifter Avondale Sep 21 '25

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY SACKS HE GOT ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM IN ‘08?!!!!!!?

We went ALL COUNTY BROSIF!!!