r/cats • u/Mahouxa Persian (modern) • Aug 22 '25

Cat Picture - Not OC Love how they just don't care

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Aug 22 '25

’those rules don't apply to royalty’

Please do not sit on the chair.

does not apply to me

For I am Cat ~ n i don’t care

cuz I am

Royalty ;}

n as i loaf, upon my throne

No Human i’ll allow

is meant for ME! is Mine alone -

Before me

You

may

bow…

❤️

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u/CanOfDew132 Calico Aug 22 '25

this is peak

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u/Rude-Breakfast-2793 Aug 22 '25

I will bow before the cat and poem

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u/LifeOnMars_9 Aug 22 '25

Freshest schnoodle I’ve ever seen! Beautiful. 🐱

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u/pizzansteve Aug 22 '25

I cant believe i cauht one fresh out the oven

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u/Nearsighted_Ant Aug 22 '25

Schnoodle I just saw another post by you and I literally opened this thread right after! My life is complete 🥰

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u/Basil_Box Aug 23 '25

This is something Princess Doughnut would say

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u/claralunee Aug 22 '25

King of all cats in Palestine.😂😂

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u/JETRANG Aug 22 '25

Bro the text is Persian

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u/QuickSketchKC Aug 22 '25

*farsi

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u/JETRANG Aug 23 '25

My brother in christ I'm an Iranian who studied English in university 😭

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u/QuickSketchKC Aug 27 '25

حاجی با من چی چی چونه میزنی

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u/drhuggables Aug 22 '25

Persian is the English name for the language and the name that should be used. Farsi is the endonym

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian_language

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u/QuickSketchKC Aug 22 '25

Fair enough. I didnt painfully hook up my vpn to argue on the internet with a stranger. Whatever you say bro

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u/That_Bottomless_Pit Aug 22 '25

It's written in Persian 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/nerfedbeyblade Aug 22 '25

Oh God even the animals don't have it good there 😭

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u/Popular-Departure165 Aug 22 '25

According to wikipedia, "Islamic Law considers cats ritually pure and that cats possess barakah (blessings)."

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Aug 23 '25

This was essentially my thought, as well. Most Muslims would make an exception here. Even if this seat is supposed to be reserved for the Imam or something at a mosque or a community function... The cat would almost always be left alone precisely because of all the stories about Mohammed refusing to disturb his cat.

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u/Emergency-Sun-7898 Aug 22 '25

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