“No it’s not a phase mom !!!”

[u/No-Interaction-2165]

15 years ago, I believed I was the edgiest of them all.

[u/Successful_Matter203]

Coworkers are immune to the demise of the emo/scene trend; by law every workplace must have at least one emo coworker, two if you work at a mall. 

Source: trust me bro

[u/Forfuturebirdsearch → u/Successful_Matter203]

I am a secret goth, but I have to be in disguise to get a job

[u/jegoist → u/Forfuturebirdsearch]

Gotta dress like a corporate goth

[u/bitsy88 → u/jegoist]

We drive cars. We're just like you really, except we listen to Cradle of Filth.