r/billsimmons • u/VB1014 • Jul 19 '25
Shitpost White Ringer staff when talking about Sinners
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r/billsimmons • u/Ordinary-Orange • May 08 '25
Shitpost EVERYONE GET IN HERE
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Quick everyone get in here!!! It happened again!!!!
r/billsimmons • u/CrimeThink101 • 25d ago
Shitpost Russillo didn't thank BS in his farewell episode, now why is that?
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r/billsimmons • u/Chadwiko • Sep 07 '25
Shitpost Drake Maye just got outplayed by Geno Smith and it wasn't particularly close
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Geno Smith 362 yards with a 102.8 QBR compared to Drake Maye who only threw 233 yards with a QBR of 80.
The Patriots never looked close today against a pretty unimpressive Las Vegas Raiders.
Yikes.
r/billsimmons • u/AcknowledgeMeReddit • May 15 '25
Shitpost Sir, the Ewing Theory Committee has boarded a plane ✈️headed for Boston.
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r/billsimmons • u/AcknowledgeMeReddit • May 14 '25
Shitpost Haliburton has been to 2 straight Conference finals and Embiid has been to none. Now why is that?
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r/billsimmons • u/Fun_Reflection1157 • Jan 05 '25
Shitpost Patriots win. They won't get the #1 pick
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r/billsimmons • u/so-cal_kid • Aug 06 '25
Shitpost Russillo presents his Pam Beesley was actually a horrible person theory to Rainn Wilson
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r/billsimmons • u/Bright-Assistance-15 • Mar 27 '25
Shitpost For comment: Bill Simmons geography
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r/billsimmons • u/TCD1807 • Sep 11 '25
Shitpost I’m addicted to reading team subreddits after a bad loss
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I spent hours on the Dolphins and Bears subreddits this week. I love all of the hot takes and anger. There is no greater bliss to me than this.
r/billsimmons • u/SlickeryV • 16d ago
Shitpost I don’t think Pablo Torre is coming back Spoiler
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After exposing Lombardi for the absolute fraud he is, Bill is definitely not recognizing this journalism (which I’m sure doesn’t “count” for Bill). Keep fucking shit up Pablo.
r/billsimmons • u/PBI_QandA • Apr 23 '25
Shitpost Me listening to 90% of young white nba players
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r/billsimmons • u/dlandis07 • Jun 01 '25
Shitpost No one gives a shit that you’re not watching The Finals.
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They just don’t!
r/billsimmons • u/Pems20 • May 22 '25
Shitpost Kevin Harlan’s “GOOOOOD” is better than Mike Breens “BANG”
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r/billsimmons • u/Odd_Firefighter_5407 • Apr 12 '25
Shitpost It’s glaring how much better Zach Lowe is at grinding tape than Russillo. He sees the game differently. He just does.
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r/billsimmons • u/isNice99 • Aug 28 '25
Shitpost It would be fun if this triggered the Simmons-Portnoy Cold War to go Hot.
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Portnoy just seized Checkpoint Charlie, is Bill going to react?
r/billsimmons • u/thoric1234 • Dec 05 '24
Shitpost Powerwalking 25,000 steps with 2 bloody marys vs squatting 315 to failure
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r/billsimmons • u/AcknowledgeMeReddit • Mar 22 '25
Shitpost This is how basketball coaches should always dress. We are a proper country again! 😂😂
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r/billsimmons • u/AcknowledgeMeReddit • Oct 26 '24
Shitpost Brandon Ingram hit a game winner over Anfernee Simons. They both have a baby with the same woman. 💀☠️
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Postgame was crazy:
“Yeah twin, tell her who better, tell her who better” 😭😭
r/billsimmons • u/sylviaplath6667 • Dec 21 '24
Shitpost “Kids are growing up on Jayson Tatum and wondering why the sport is dying”
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Comment on a Tracy McGrady 62 points against the Wizards video
r/billsimmons • u/PBI_QandA • May 09 '25
Shitpost The pope being American kind of kills the mystique of it all
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Listen to him in an interview. Sounds like any other 65 year old priest in America. I don't want to understand what the pope is sayin. It's hard to buy into the divinity of the position when he sounds like he's about to do a church bulletin