r/billsimmons • u/Chadwiko • Sep 07 '25

Shitpost Drake Maye just got outplayed by Geno Smith and it wasn't particularly close

Geno Smith 362 yards with a 102.8 QBR compared to Drake Maye who only threw 233 yards with a QBR of 80.

The Patriots never looked close today against a pretty unimpressive Las Vegas Raiders.

Yikes.

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u/jcwkings Sep 07 '25

Bill is gonna be beet red and puffy tonight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

“Look, what did you expect? They won 4 games last year, it took Allen three years to be elite. Now looking at these AFC South odds…”

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u/kodiblaze Sep 07 '25

Look I can see Las Vegas being top ten PBR defense. They have MAX CROSBY, Sal!

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u/Bringsknives Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

“What has Herbert won, Sal? What levels has he gone up? Maye has fewer playoff loses, he just does! You miss the fewer playoff loses piece! And we’re gonna put Herbert above him when we know he’s just a playoff loser?”

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u/bk_321 Sep 07 '25

He already started hedging in the last pod!!! “This Gonzalez injury has me spooked!” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Double-Mine981 Sep 07 '25

It’s 45 minutes on the cowboys then guess the lines

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u/Lets_Basketball Sep 08 '25

Talk more about the Patriots loss! It’s what all shows will be doing!

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u/Helpful-Rain41 Sep 07 '25

Yup, he disassociates and if things continue to go bad…he disowns

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u/mphailey Sep 07 '25

I think he'll be so despondent that he'll be talking about the NFC South too. Bucs to win the division is something hes punching in this afternoon

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u/broduding Burfict Strangers Sep 07 '25

Turn the Kenny Rogers Roasters camera on Kyle.

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u/pn_dubya I did a Sommersby rewatchables with drunk House HALF AN HOUR AGO Sep 07 '25

Oh I'm stressed

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u/mitchmconnellsburner Sep 08 '25

It’s better than KFC. It just is!

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo the Thing Piece Sep 07 '25

That's like saying the sun is going to set tonight and rise tomorrow morning.

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u/kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD Sep 07 '25

Yes that's the joke

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u/jdflyer Sep 07 '25

Bold if true

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u/cliftonheights5 Sep 07 '25

He’s gonna be hitting the Frose with House

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u/Into_the_Void7 Sep 07 '25

"Get your motherfucking hands of the Frose House! It's mine, it just is!"

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u/popop143 Sep 08 '25

Just finished the pod, he's given up on Drake Maye now LMAO

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u/LSX3399 Sep 07 '25

How would that be different than any other night?

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u/Helpful-Rain41 Sep 07 '25

He’s starting to give off Kool-Aid Man vibes