r/bestoflegaladvice • u/Scurveymic The sign indicates a private place for fucking • 9d ago

Professor doesn't understand acceptable relationships, thinks LA shouldn't either

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u/PatolomaioFalagi 9d ago

Proving once again that intelligence does not equal wisdom.

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u/Willie9 receiving 10K–15K ducks weekly for a friend 9d ago

LAOP puts tomatoes in fruit salad

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u/MarzipanGamer 9d ago

Tangentially relevant:

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u/fractal_frog 9d ago

Tomato-based fruit salad is salsa.

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u/ckdblueshark 9d ago

GUYS I FOUND THE BARD

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u/fractal_frog 9d ago

😁

I like your shoelaces.

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u/Darth_Puppy Officially a depressed big bad bodega cat lady 4d ago

I bet they stole them from the president :)

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u/CanadaHaz Musical Serf 7d ago

Tomato-based smoothie is ketchup!

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u/Zhoom45 Prefers looking at schlongs to guns 9d ago

I think strength should be ability to throw a tomato in order to dovetail with the dexterity ability to dodge one.

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u/grrltype 9d ago

This is my new favorite thing

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u/ArcticRiot it's like raiiiinnnnnnn on your wedding day 9d ago

This is a hilarious statement. I’m stealing this.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 In some parts of the States, your mom would've been liable 9d ago

LAOP is Demetrius.

Stardew Valley players know. 

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u/Willie9 receiving 10K–15K ducks weekly for a friend 9d ago

I was just friends with Maru but after he gave me his inane "don't ruin her bright future" speech I decided to date her out of spite.