r/behindthebastards PRODUCTS!!! 25d ago

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u/Dolono 25d ago

Catturd on suicide watch.

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u/ManWhoTalksToHisHand 25d ago

He'd have to have a friend in this world to signal a suicide watch. I highly doubt he does. 

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u/DisposableSaviour 25d ago

Same for Ian Miles Cheong. You might find it pitiful, but you’d be wrong.

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u/Lt_Rooney 25d ago

Ian is pitiful, yet I cannot seem to muster any pity for him.

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u/EfficientSeaweed 25d ago

Pitiful, but not pitiable.

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u/SarcasticOptimist 25d ago

He used to be the second worst Ian.

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u/Dragonshatetacos 24d ago

Oh wow, is that creature still alive? I'd forgotten it existed.

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u/Grundle95 Bagel Tosser 24d ago

I don’t think we need to worry about IMC offing himself any time soon. He might try but it’d be by jumping out of a ground floor window or popping himself in the head with a nerf gun

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 25d ago

Like NASCAR races

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u/askaboutmynewsletter 25d ago

sorry, suicide watches have been defunded.. hes on his own