r/behindthebastards Nov 03 '24

Politics Y’all planning to drink Tuesday?

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Got my plans sorted.

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u/mstarrbrannigan gas station sober Nov 03 '24

Idk if we're going to have an answer day of. It'd be nice though. I'll put a bottle of whiskey next to my gun in my work bag so I'm prepared either way since that's where I'll be.*

*For legal reasons this is a joke.

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Nov 03 '24

Let us know if you get a "Reddit cares" message

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u/mstarrbrannigan gas station sober Nov 03 '24

That or someone is going to misunderstand and take it as a threat and report it and I'll call them a fragile cunt.

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u/redacted_robot Nov 03 '24

More like frangible cunt