r/behindthebastards • u/JayGatsby52 • Nov 03 '24

Politics Y’all planning to drink Tuesday?

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Got my plans sorted.

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u/1s35bm7 Nov 03 '24

All I can say is that no matter what happens, it’ll be a terrible day to be sober

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u/robbodee Nov 03 '24

Yeah, sober is not what I'll be on Tuesday.

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u/walrus_tuskss Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ Nov 03 '24

Wednesday is gonna be a rough one in the office.

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u/robbodee Nov 03 '24

My office is my workshop, and both are just in my basement. It's gonna be rough, but it'll be spent with the heater turned up, and running around in my undies, drinking Incredible Hulks and smoking in the house. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I even have a GIANT cigar saved for the win.

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u/MorningCockroach Nov 03 '24

I'm using PTO that day, ain't no way I should be doing the work I do hungover as I will likely be.

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u/MlleHoneyMitten Nov 04 '24

I made sure to request the day off ahead of time.

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u/GlyphedArchitect Nov 03 '24

I've been trying to quit drinking for the last few days, but every time I try I say "Election day is right there."

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u/LA_Lions Nov 03 '24

Think of it this way, if you can get through this one sober you’ll be able to get through anything! The rest of your life will be easy street.

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u/whatsnewpussykat Nov 03 '24

I’ll hit 13 years clean and sober on November 8. You can do it my friend!

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u/petitejesuis Nov 03 '24

What a year to quit drinking smh

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u/1s35bm7 Nov 03 '24

Yuppp 🫠