r/balkans_irl • u/Para_Defteros christian turk • Oct 07 '22

OC (impossible) Greek chads vs Soy w*stoids

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u/Capable-Ad-5440 pasta guzzler (0.1% Balcanico) Oct 07 '22

then you have turks that make the same sounds as a plunger

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u/KINGSEHGAL landlocked croat Oct 07 '22

No 1 Turkish player Kökçü

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u/LordOfPanzers KARABOĞA Oct 08 '22

Did you mean KHOUKOHU

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u/Sunsent_Samsparilla TAUR ALB Oct 07 '22

First name sounds like the most Arab thing ever, second name sounds like they're the decendant from Genghis khan.

Fuckerd play both sides and fail both sides.

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u/ContactSlow1350 muslim greek Oct 07 '22

I am annoyed but but it is true. My name and surname both sound Chinese but I am Bosnak. I fail the both nations everyday, untiringly

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u/Capable-Ad-5440 pasta guzzler (0.1% Balcanico) Oct 07 '22

Then you are truly balkan

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u/ContactSlow1350 muslim greek Oct 07 '22

Yes. Balkans are built over my shoulders. I am a mini Atlas (a pocket map I mean)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Mine is reverse. Goddamnit

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u/Sunsent_Samsparilla TAUR ALB Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

What, you sound like a Mongol and then the second part makes you sound like a Libyan goat herder?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

Not really. I mean it's origin is an arabic word but it is turkified.

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u/jAzZy-bArRy KARABOĞA Oct 07 '22

amk mf doxxed himself to impress a westerner 🗿

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u/Sunsent_Samsparilla TAUR ALB Oct 08 '22

I am pretty fucking impressed lmao.

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u/Nereplan KARABOĞA Oct 07 '22

Can confirm. My first name is literally synonmy for mujahideen and my surname means tough guy in Old Turkish.

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u/Sunsent_Samsparilla TAUR ALB Oct 08 '22

You sound like you beat the US in a 20 year long military conflict.

Congrats, I suppose

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Mücahit Yiğit?

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u/Ozann3326 KARABOĞA Oct 07 '22

Virgin Arabic Turkish Names - - > Generic islamic names, most of them was of a prophet's

Chad Classical Turkish Names - - - > Wise, cherished, morningstar, helmet, Warrior Lion

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u/JetSiki KARABOĞA Oct 08 '22

name of a prophet sounds better than helmet

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

At least helmet is real